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EXCLUSIVE! Nintendo's 2005 line-up revealed
We've just been emailed Nintendo's Gamecube line-up for 2005 by a top-secret Big N insider. And what a corker it is too. Hold onto your hats, Nintendo fans!


JANUARY
Mario Baseball -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious baseball fun!

Mario Party 7 -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious board game action!

FEBRUARY
Mario Basketball -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious basketball fun!

Mario Party 8 -- Mario and his friends get ready for more serious board game action!

MARCH
Mario Soccer -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious soccer fun!

Mario Party 9 -- Mario and his friends get ready for more serious board game action!

APRIL
Mario Wrestling -- Mario and his friends get ready for... oh wait this one got cancelled. Why not check out:

Mario Party 10 -- Mario and his friends get ready for more serious board game action!

MAY
Sorry, we give up... but please buy our next system! It will have all the games you have played before and best of all THEY ALL FEATURE MARIO!

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

It's a good point

 

[Laurent]

Teh funny...

And here before locked thread!

 

[Myoclonic Jerk]

MARIO BASEBALL THAT SOOOOOOON ??!!! WOAH

AND MATIO PARTY AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

AND THE .. wait ..

wtf

 

[Grubdog]

 

[Culex]

I hope Mario Party 10 is more fun than 9 was.

 

[Lakitu]

Hmm?

 

[Sunski]

 

[Mr Gump]

 

[pilonv1]

UK:R tells it like it is again.

 

[Folder]

UK:R tells it like it is again.

Read the 'unpublished' Outrun 2 stuff.
Amazing!

 

[Saki]

That's hogwash!
Mario doesn't have any friends!

 

[neptunes]

Zelda next fall(?), amidst all the Xenon shuffle?

Can't wait for it though

 

[missAran]

It's an interesting point, and a good criticism, but it's a bit foolish.

In my opinion, Nintendo's 2005 lineup is more like:

January - December: Zelda. And that's really all that matters.

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Further down at the NFSU2 stuff :-

I say, Charles, what say we violently rip the piss out of Need for Speed Underground 2, then go piss on some tramps?
Aaaiiiight! We done got dat game wot got dem cars innit and shit. Is da wickedest cos you is drivin and puttin spoliers on an shit! An best of all, dem people wot is in da game talks like us, innit! Check da pikey gangsta words wot is in da new Need 4 Speed innit!

Dis is da wickedest menu screen innit!

Dis is like wot my nan speaks like innit! Wot da fuk is cabbages go ta do
wiv nuffin? Dis game is mad shit innit!

If you ain't don't be gettin dis you is a GAY innit!

Innit!

There's nothing we like reading more than some 42-year-old white Canadian male's interpretation of urban youth culture dialogue, using Ray from 2Unlimited as his only black culture reference point. And shit. How can games get lower than this? Come back in 12 months time for Need for Speed Underground 3 and we'll find out!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Quality.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[MrPing1000]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA



that was almost as good as when some1 first said poostation

 

[lexi]

Sorry, but as a multi-console/PC owner, Nintendo's 2005 lineup is amazing. Zelda is the icing on the cake.

 

[hobart]

This joke is missing Mario 128 jabs.

Novemb... wa... Decem... ok ok... Apr... no... two-thousand and thr... no? four? five? So... it'll be Mario 256 now? OH JESUS.

 

[B E N K E]

Two Nintendo games every month? Let's not go crazy!

 

[Kiriku]

Wow, one of the few times when UK: Resistance aren't funny. :/

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Kiriku:-

Wow, one of the few times when UK: Resistance aren't funny. :/

Maybe on the Nintendo stuff, but the NFSU2 is comedy gold IMO.

 

[belgurdo]

:lol

 

[Prine]

Both quotes are brilliant. UK:R fucking rocks

:lol :lol

 

[Acrylamid]

AFAIK, there won't be a single Mario game released in January.
However, we'll see 3 different Zelda games: Zelda: Four Swords Adventure, NES Classics - Zelda II (both Europe) and Minish Cap (US).

 

[Kiriku]

Kiriku:-


Maybe on the Nintendo stuff, but the NFSU2 is comedy gold IMO.

Yeah, I was talking about the Nintendo stuff. The NFSU2 part was a lot better.

 

[Fularu]

MArio Soccer would be amazing! And so would Mario Rugby!

Just the thought of it makes me wish they'd DO IT!!!

 

[BuddyC]

They had my heart at Mario Wrestling.