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[HomerSimpson-Man]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Oh, sweet Jesus. I'm dyin' here!

 

[liquidtmd]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

On the randomness 'kick your girls legs back and fuck her whilst you watch in your Nintendogs thread' scale, I rate this a 6/10

 

[Numb]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Spoiler

ded

 

[victreeb3l]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

😂😂😂

 

[miller.skippins]

I mean

dat ass though.

 

[Dio]

On the randomness 'kick your girls legs back and fuck her whilst you watch in your Nintendogs thread' scale, I rate this a 6/10

Well, if you were already into monster girls with stuff like MGQ or Everyday Life with Monster Girls of course she'd be on your radar.

 

[Spyder_Monkey]

Nintendo and Porn makes for a rather creepy combination. Plus Zelda looks like she's 13 in Breath of the Wild.

 

[plank]

This is surprisingly arousing.

 

[victreeb3l]

Breasts of the Wild

This is why you don't post on GAF with one hand.

Dying

 

[foxuzamaki]

Well, if you were already into monster girls with stuff like MGQ or Everyday Life with Monster Girls of course she'd be on your radar.

She already on mine, she competing with some gerudos tho

 

[Rhaknar]

Nintendo and Porn makes for a rather creepy combination. Plus Zelda looks like she's 13 in Breath of the Wild.

Dont worry im sure its revealed at the end she is a 10 thousand year old dragon.

She's roughly 18, well technically much older than that but physically 18

See :3

 

[Dylan Sexbang]

Totes crushing on Mipha, but she's a wife for life. Not lowly fap material.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Nintendo and Porn makes for a rather creepy combination. Plus Zelda looks like she's 13 in Breath of the Wild.

She's roughly 18, well technically much older than that but physically 18

 

[Dio]

She already on mine, she competing with some gerudos tho

Yeah, I can see why. Muscular and tanned women much larger than the guy is pretty top tier.

 

[jack_package_200]

Wonder when Brazzers will do the Breath of the Wild parody

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Amazing post

 

[victreeb3l]

Urbosa tho

Totes crushing on Mipha, but she's a wife for life. Not lowly fap material.

Facts.

 

[ponpo]

Show us the stats on "nier" and "2b" searches.

 

[Spyder_Monkey]

Mipha is something you keep in an aquarium, not to be your wife.

 

[Richie]

Notice how the thread's title spells Nintendo as Ninteno, thus proving the article correct; OP doesn't want the D.

 

[Oblivion]

I bet traffic wouldn't have decreased if Wolf Link was in the game.

 

[jack_package_200]

I bet traffic wouldn't have decreased if Wolf Link was in the game.

Those people browse Deviantart, not Youporn.

 

[Nia]

 

[liquidtmd]

What do I get the feeling this is a good thing.

Edit: lol now the link is fixed

 

[Numb]

Thread has turned darker compared to even the usual porn threads

 

[ArchedThunder]

I bet traffic wouldn't have decreased if Wolf Link was in the game.

He is though...

 

[Xbro]

Reminder Zelda is 16 or 17 in this game.

117 actually.

 

[Cuburt]

Breath of the Wild seems to be developing quite the fan art following already....

Porn may have to become a new metric when measuring the success of video games.

 

[Dali]

"It seems people were so excited to play with their new device that they didn’t need to search for more, um, excitement in the form of porn."

Missed opportunity. Epic writer fail. Or maybe the original actually played it correctly but the editor made them change it. Either way that sentence should have ended with "...that they didn't have time to play with themselves." Any other way just seems wrong.

 

[Numb]

117 actually.

The "1000 year old dragon but youngster human body" defense

 

[AquaWateria]

Now the bigger question is who's searching for Bowser porn?

 

[DerekOfTheDykes]

I mean... guilty.

YouPorn, if you're reading this, know that I'm sorry I let you down.

 

[Oblivion]

He is though...

I thought he wasn't going to be released until later?

 

[Maximo]

Breath of the Wild seems to be developing quite the fan art following already....

Porn may have to become a new metric when measuring the success of video games.

Overwatch is a prime example.

 

[Muskieratboi]

No shit, Bowser's gone up, I mean, look at him!

What a hunk!

 

[ponpo]

Breath of the Wild seems to be developing quite the fan art following already....

Porn may have to become a new metric when measuring the success of video games.

Direct correlation between amount of porn and how awful a fanbase is.

 

[Spyder_Monkey]

Thread has turned darker compared to even the usual porn threads

Seems about the same.

 

[ArchedThunder]

I thought he wasn't going to be released until later?

No? You just use the Wolf Link Amiibo to call him in.

 

[Nia]

The "1000 year old dragon but youngster human body" defense

Tempted to post a screenshot of that one character in Breath of the Wild...

 

[Caayn]

My girlfriend doesn't let me use my joystick to do that

 

[foxuzamaki]

Totes crushing on Mipha, but she's a wife for life. Not lowly fap material.

This is true

 

[foxuzamaki]

Mipha is something you keep in an aquarium, not to be your wife.

Shut up, we're married.

Spoiler

the game said so

 

[Spyder_Monkey]

Shut up, we're married.

Spoiler

the game said so

Spoiler

She's flushed down the toilet.

 

[Nia]

Mipha reminds me of Saria in a lot of ways. Still wrestling with if I prefer her or Paya with Link.

 

[lvl99 Pixel]

wtf is a milpha i feel like im in too deep just give me this damn game

 

[Spikematic]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

The fuck? Tourette's?

 

[Stalwart]

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/Y8vA0yJl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RPyQcqX.jpg

BOTW Link outfit spoilers.

Metric fuck ton of porn of this one being created.

It's only gonna speed up from here too

 

[psychowave]

Link is pretty cute in this game so this was to be expected.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Spoiler

She's flushed down the toilet.

Spoiler

Just let me mourn and wear my zora armor ;_;

 

[Greddleok]

Errr....

Are we not forgetting the best girl? Riju?

Those eyes.

Yunobo too. He's amazing. Got some serious fucking abs and shoulders. Then some amazing baby face on top. Shame I can't find a good picture.

 

[Flandy]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

This is the greatest post I've seen all year.