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Ninteneo switch has led to decrease in porn traffic

Errr....

Are we not forgetting the best girl? Riju?

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Those eyes.

Yunobo too. He's amazing. Got some serious fucking abs and shoulders. Then some amazing baby face on top. Shame I can't find a good picture.

That Gerudo is like 12-13 years old...
Urbosa is hot tho.
 
Maybe TMI but I noticed this in my own life
I haven't jacked off since the Switch came out---probably the longest I've gone since I was 11-12 years old :V
 
New Link confirmed massive qt. The way his cheeks go all red in the cold is so adorable I can't handle it.
 
I'm more annoyed that there's a perfectly good Smash Zero Suit Samus model on SFMLab, but everyone just uses the one made from DOA5 Sarah Bryant.
 
Fuck porn.
Too busy whackin it to mentally crossdressing link in sexy outfits, I love his slender frame, his floofy hair, adorable face and his cute rosy cheeks..

~formerly straight guy
 
It actually irritates me when stories like this (and the "Overwatch porn") get out to mainstream games media because it's literally just advertising for youporn. I guess it's easy clickbait for desperate games journalists tho, so whatever.
 
Way too much Rito stuff. Not enough Gerudo.
There are so many cute characters but the Rito aren't sexy.

Glad Link is getting some play even though that's not what I'm into.

offensively low amount of gerudo, gerudo in this game basically caters to the small guy, big woman fetish, really.
 
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

FZZ over here speaking that truth.
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The Zelda porn scene has needed a booster shot for a while and BotW seems to have done the trick, good to see. Shit was getting stale af tbh. Not big on the Zelda sfm scene, but I need to check that out later.
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Lot of Sidon and Purah content which I about expected.
 
I'm looking forward to the inevitable Blaster Master porn, the Smash Bros porn, the Metroid hentai, and the Splatoon hentai. I mean, Japan can't resist that last one.
 
So boss doggie, what do you think of sidon, I know you fell inlove with kass, but people apparently are discovering they have a fetish for fish people because of him.

well, I like beefy shark and orca men

Sidon doesn't give me that vibe to be fair

Way too much Rito stuff. Not enough Gerudo.
There are so many cute characters but the Rito aren't sexy.

Glad Link is getting some play even though that's not what I'm into.
You're confusing Rito with Kass.

There's barely any Rito stuff, but so many Kass.

Because Kass is best bird husbando.
 
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