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[Dio]

I'm looking forward to the inevitable Blaster Master porn, the Smash Bros porn, the Metroid hentai, and the Splatoon hentai. I mean, Japan can't resist that last one.

You are super late. I mean, when I was in a Japanese doujin store in fall 2015 I saw Splatoon porn on the shelf alongside Metroid and God Eater.

 

[Ratros]

Someday, perhaps I'll learn that using Google Image Search is always a bad idea. But for better or for worse, I am an inquisitive man, and I must accept the price of that.

Although, to be fair, there's always something worse out there.

This is the first time I found 3D Touch on iPhone useful.

 

[QuantumZebra]

Breath of the Wild, indeed.

 

[Shang]

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

I'm not even sure how to react to this post, but I'm certainly fascinated by it

 

[JC Lately]

I'm looking forward to the inevitable Blaster Master porn, the Smash Bros porn, the Metroid hentai, and the Splatoon hentai. I mean, Japan can't resist that last one.

"Looking forward to?"

Oh my sweet summer child...

 

[Zetta]

I feel like the title of the thread should have a "for now" at the end, because porn will go but it always comes back.

 

[Akhe]

lmao

Finally, our usual suspect, Top Related Searches. Sorry to burst your bubble but nothing too funny or dirty this time around. Seems as though gamers like to keep it simple, “Link” and “Zelda” had the highest increase in searches over the weekend. “Link” up 164%, while searches for “Zelda” were up 102%. “Nintendo” searches went up by 37%, and searches for some of the system’s OG characters like “Mario”, “Bowser” and “Princess Peach” increased by 24%, 23% and 16% (respectively).

http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/275780-launch-of-switch-zelda-causes-drop-in-porn-site-traffic-increase

 

[Kthulhu]

I'm looking forward to the inevitable Blaster Master porn, the Smash Bros porn, the Metroid hentai, and the Splatoon hentai. I mean, Japan can't resist that last one.

Good one.

 

[Mpl90]

Botw did this, and not Twilight Princess HD last year? I'm surprised, I thought that the remaster would have reminded to everyone that Midna is quite the hornbat.

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

Riju has one of the best designs in the game. Also has good VA as well.

In the castillian spanish version of the game she is voiced by the spanish voice actrress that dubs Scarlett Johansson here.
Seems NoE knew what they were doing here.

 

[Breakage]

There people​ out there who consumed adult material on Nintendo DS devices. I find that mind-boggling.

 

[Boss Doggie]

All those Kass fap pics too

 

[JC Lately]

There people​ out there who consumed adult material on Nintendo DS devices. I find that mind-boggling.

If a device has a screen and a web browser, people will use it for porn. No exceptions.