North Korea says supreme leader Kim Jong Il has died
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VeryGooster
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So Kotaku turned what was a simple joke by a few GAFers into an article...
http://kotaku.com/5869207/
http://kotaku.com/5869207/
Dominican Power
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Only the good die Jong.
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looking at cucumbers
He looked a little pasty there. Like a North Korean Mr Burns
Since we'll never likely know the real reason he died, officially (exhaustion, bah), just rewrite the script so that death squad killed him
Also, as a call back to the first page:
Not only that, but they're wrong, at least according to Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homefront_(video_game)
"In 2012, one year after the death of Kim Jong-Il,"
This means his death is in 2011. Which means Kaos got it right, where as Kotaku says he dies in 2012 in the game.
Over analyzing, sure, but just wanted to point out Kotaku continues to not even research any fucking news they post.
Joel Was Right
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No one really knows anything about him. We're not even sure how old he is
lunarworks
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UncleSporky
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God dammit Wikipedia, I go to look up a little information and what do you do
EDIT: my god
EDIT: my god
TheKaeptain
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Isn't he the one that was kicked out of the country?
Wikipedia clearly says "In 2013, one year after the death of Kim Jong-Il"
Death Dealer
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I remember reading he liked hookers and blow.
speculawyer
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CHEEZMO
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God dammit Wikipedia, I go to look up a little information and what do you do
EDIT: my god
O_O
More importantly who is that lady with the gun in your avatar? Also, for some reason I am more scared of skinny dictators then I am of fat ones.
bengraven
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http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2011/12/19/54/0301000000AEN20111219005800315F.HTML
No, that was the oldest son, the one being groomed to lead. After getting kicked out of DL in 2001 he was basically shunned by his father and lost his right to lead the country. Also was called "feminine".
No, really.
No, that was the oldest son, the one being groomed to lead. After getting kicked out of DL in 2001 he was basically shunned by his father and lost his right to lead the country. Also was called "feminine".
No, really.
Death Dealer
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He went to private schools in Switzerland. Hopefully more enlightened than his predecessors.
Actually I think the last thing the South Korean Govt would want is reunification. It would decimate their finances.
ElectricBlue187
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Isn't this how Homefront starts?
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Homefront_(video_game)&diff=466630740&oldid=466345040
Someone changed it since I looked at the page like an hour ago...
I've never played Homefront, which is it? D:
Dreams-Visions
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DAT WATERSLIDE
Dastardly Jerks
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The korean version of Harry Potter destroyed his horcruxes.
He died too suddenly and was unable to complete his final regeneration into a being of pure energy and trenchcoats.
TheChewyWaffles
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I lol'd
TheKaeptain
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I've always heard that neither country wants that. They just want a healthy relationship and the ability to trade or some shit like that.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Wat.
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That looks like one hell of a waterslide.
Blackace
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I thought he came to Japan... And got kicked out..
Also we might see a whole Korea and a black president in my lifetime..
LOL, the ridiculousness of world leaders. I talked to a guy one time who's business was basically to put in hot tubs for Saudi Arabian royalty - literally hot tubs 1/2 the size of an Olympic pool, gold fixtures all around, etc. This is nothing.
-COOLIO-
The Everyman
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theres no way that that waterslide ISNT what really killed him
lunarworks
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Uh huh.
Do you know how stubborn these guys are? They're gonna speak Korean no matter what.
crazy monkey
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china will take over the country. It will be west china or east or what ever but china will take it over.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
And they will talk about you as soon as you leave.
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