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[Richiban]

When playing basketball, and the ball is thrown at your face, get your DAMN HANDS UP!!!

Anyone know how to stop the onset of a shiner?

 

[Matlock]

Yeah. Don't be a wussy next time.

 

[MIMIC]

Anyone know how to stop the onset of a shiner?

 

[Brannon]

somethine really cold and coated with a paste of ground-up asprin, (cold towel) should stop it.

Oh an the whole wussy thing

You should hurry and do this. Now.

 

[demi]

 

[Richiban]

Yeah. Don't be a wussy next time.

WHO YOU CALLING A WUSSY?!

I WILL LIFT YOU OVER MY HEAD LIKE THAT!

 

[aoi tsuki]

If you haven't taken DJ Brannon's above advice, and more importantly if you have, go out and get plastered. Your face will become red and will the effects of bruising somewhat. Have a friend take a picture of yourself, and call off work tomorrow. Tell them you were talking to some chick at the bar, and her boyfriend sucker punched you.

Works every time.

 

[yoshifumi]

somethine really cold and coated with a paste of ground-up asprin, (cold towel) should stop it..

does ground up aspirin really work?

 

[Richiban]

I've decided to let it get all swollen and awesome looking. Tomorrow at work, I will glare at anyone who steps into my office and point at the shiner like it's a badge of pride.

 

[demi]

And then they'll touch it and you will whimper in pain.

 

[Richiban]

Hello?!

Did you not see the above picture?!

(that's not me by the way...I was looking for people ripping phonebooks in half, but I got that guy instead...he served his purpose!!!)

 

[Brannon]

does ground up aspirin really work?

Asprin can do wonders for inflammation, and if it can work on bee stings, a shiner shouldn't be a problem.

EDIT; cool, a whole day late! So how's the eye?

 

[Meier]

Aww poor Brian.