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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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FlammableD
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On the other hand, when that's your schedule, why would you ever say "I'm done, never again"?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
*cough*
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WCW WORLD WAR 3 1996
It was a show. Rey/Ultimo was the match you'd have in all the AKI games with you CAWs where you killed a dude with running powerbombs, brainbusters, dragon suplexes, and tombstones. That's kind of the only noteworthy thing on the show. Well, Nick Patrick was a really fun 80s heel (unlike DDP as an 80s heel) and Barb beat up Lee Marshal during WW3. Larry refused to help him, just like he refused to help Tony with the nWo, and Lee got all up in his ass about it.
WCW WORLD WAR 3 1996
- Rey Mysterio Jr vs Ultimo Dragon J-Crown Championship
- Nick Patrick vs Chris Jericho
- Jeff Jarrett vs The Giant
- Harlem Heat vs Amazing French Canadians
- Sister Sherri vs Col. Rob Parker
- Psychosis vs That Motherfucker Dean Malenko WCW Cruiserweight Championship
- The Outsiders vs Faces of Fear vs Nasty Boys WCW Tag Team Championships
- World War 3
It was a show. Rey/Ultimo was the match you'd have in all the AKI games with you CAWs where you killed a dude with running powerbombs, brainbusters, dragon suplexes, and tombstones. That's kind of the only noteworthy thing on the show. Well, Nick Patrick was a really fun 80s heel (unlike DDP as an 80s heel) and Barb beat up Lee Marshal during WW3. Larry refused to help him, just like he refused to help Tony with the nWo, and Lee got all up in his ass about it.
Dr Duncan Steel
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bean breath must not be forgotten
With your posts, it's like he never left.
El Pescado
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I wouldn't say they suck, but my top three are A Link Between Worlds, Link's Awakening, and A Link to the Past. If you ask me to rank the entire series almost every 2D Zelda is ranked above every 3D Zelda though.
British Monsoon
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That spot was crazy. No idea how Jimmy didn't break his neck on the ring apron.
What I actually want to put in that thread is that every person I've met IRL who are big Zelda fans have zero social skills, smell weird, have icky teeth, or are obese. Often all of those at once. But that'd be "trolling" and we can't have that, even though that is the truth in my experiences.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
What was the goal here?
BJ 'get my shit in and can only get over doing/taking bumps' Whitmer was the goal
I'm in the top 5!? Oh man, am I getting over? Is my push actually working!?
Now Cena's going to bury me
I'm in the top 5!? Oh man, am I getting over? Is my push actually working!?
Now Cena's going to bury me
Vince doesn't understand your popularity so you'll curtain jerking for Khali on superstars next week
Now I just randomly want to make a gif of when the OCP Old Man goes "Dick, you're fired!" and shop Vince's face onto him.
I've been on vacation since Sunday morning, and I likely go back Sunday night, and I'm dreading it. That's only 7 days. If I had 300something days off before they called me to plan some shit? Man. Magnify the misery I'll feel on Sunday by about 500 times. Fuck that. I already lost, I had this dumbass mohawk, I look dead in candids with fans already, let me actually die at home with some dignity. Not in the ring as Oldertaker.
Macho Madness
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WE HEAH
this made me laugh
sonikokaruto
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are we gonna speak of the awesomeness that is lucha underground?
just saw the first ep and i found it awesome
just saw the first ep and i found it awesome
Been spoken about a lot. It has replaced AJ as Aiii's waifu.
I will be there! Should be great! I have a feeling Flamita is finally losing his belt
FlammableD
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That sounds awful. I was under the impression it was basically up to him when he wants to do something though.
bean breath
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How about no one cares about your silly drama sh** that clogs this thread up too much already.
British Monsoon
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bean breath's back?
IIRC, Whitmer thought he was more centre-on to the ring post and tried to put his foot back to balance himself for the top-rope powerbomb, but wasn't as centred as he thought and that happened. Very lucky Jacobs was unharmed. The next month they did a similar spot where Whitmer top-rope powerbombed Jacobs into the crowd.
Yeah, doesn't feel like there's much else for him to do with this reign - should be a good match, though. Kanda's been impressive recently.
IIRC, Whitmer thought he was more centre-on to the ring post and tried to put his foot back to balance himself for the top-rope powerbomb, but wasn't as centred as he thought and that happened. Very lucky Jacobs was unharmed. The next month they did a similar spot where Whitmer top-rope powerbombed Jacobs into the crowd.
Yeah, doesn't feel like there's much else for him to do with this reign - should be a good match, though. Kanda's been impressive recently.
That's such bullshit.
Also, someone could say the same about how every wrestling fan is a fat slob. None of those things are true.
-Pyromaniac-
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now that one is funny
The irony is that this post is in a pro wrestling thread
I'm sure if he called up, they would definitely love to have him. But go back and watch that Brock match. Dude is worn out and did all he could for the company. He didn't go out undefeated, but that was his last real thing as a character. He hasn't interacted with anyone that's fairly new aside from the shield attacking him or whatever, and he's not around enough to give anyone any sort of rub.
He probably doesn't even like wrestling any more. He's at some stop light and if someone notices him they're like, "hey I know you! Where you ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN to?" Or he's buying some milk and a band of fuckface smarks notice him and start hockey chanting at him. Like fuck, let me eat this filet-o-fish in peace. Not no rest in peace. In peace. Go away.
^ this is how I would be anyway
Sweeney Tom
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#BringBackBeanBreath
Deadly Joker
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Is this Nikki or Brie?
Slightly less makeup, straight dark hair, lack of a massive fake chest.
It's Brie.
while it's obviously not every Zelda fan, stro's not too far off.
If you work in retail at a place that sell games you should know this. about 80% of them literally smell like they live in a dumpster, it's fucking disgusting. i almost wanted to vomit the other day
he left the store and the area he was in still smelled for the next hour
If you work in retail at a place that sell games you should know this. about 80% of them literally smell like they live in a dumpster, it's fucking disgusting. i almost wanted to vomit the other day
he left the store and the area he was in still smelled for the next hour
Deadly Joker
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I knew it.
That's not just Zelda fans though. That's game stores. I worked games retail for 5 years. That's crazy game fans of any genre.
You'll probably find more attractive and smelling people that enjoyed a Zelda game than attractive and smelling people that spend hours upon hours watching wrestling and making gifs of it.
Black Republican
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I miss Alberto Del Rio in WWe 
I miss Alberto Del Rio in WWe
I do if only because he and Shaemus kept each other in an infinite loop of sucking. Now Shaemus's shit bleeds out onto others.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I miss Alberto Del Rio in WWe
...why?
lovely ladies
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New Cena smell.
I'm not a huge fan of the Zelda games either, I mean I like 2 the best so it doesn't really align with the popular fan sentiment. The game boy color ones were pretty good too.
I'm not a huge fan of the Zelda games either, I mean I like 2 the best so it doesn't really align with the popular fan sentiment. The game boy color ones were pretty good too.
You're in the top 5 wrasslegaffers
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