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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins

RP912

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The god is here.
 

Kaladin

Member
Kane's record in traditional Survivor Series matches...

2001 - Team WWF (The Rock, Chris Jericho, The Undertaker, Kane, and Big Show) defeated The Alliance (Stone Cold Steve Austin, Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, Booker T, and Shane McMahon)

Hey, look! Kane won! How many eliminations in the match did he register? What's that? Zero? Zero is a number!

2005 - Team SmackDown! (Batista, Rey Mysterio, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Bobby Lashley, and Randy Orton) (with Bob Orton and Jillian Hall) defeated Team Raw (Shawn Michaels, Kane, Big Show, Carlito, and Chris Masters)

2006 - Team Cena (John Cena, Kane, Bobby Lashley, Sabu and Rob Van Dam) defeated Team Big Show (Big Show, Test, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay (with Hornswoggle) and Umaga) (with Armando Alejandro Estrada)

Hey, look! Kane won a 2nd time! How many eliminations in the match did he register? What's that? Zero? Zero is still a number!

2007 - Team Triple H (Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, and Kane) defeated Team Umaga (Umaga, Mr. Kennedy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, and Big Daddy V) (with Matt Striker)

Hey, look! Kane wins again! What a great asset to his team! Surely he must have eliminated someone this time around. Oh wait...

2008 - Team HBK (Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard and JTG), and The Great Khali) (with Ranjin Singh) defeated Team JBL (John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Kane, Montel Vontavious Porter, John Morrison, and The Miz)

2012 - Team Ziggler (Dolph Ziggler, Damien Sandow, David Otunga, Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio) (with Ricardo Rodriguez) defeated Team Foley (The Miz, Kofi Kingston, Team Hell No (Kane and Daniel Bryan) and Randy Orton) (with Mick Foley)

But they're the strongest team in history because Triple H says so.
Just ignore all of that nasty precedent about Kane's teams either losing or him not eliminating anyone when his team wins. THIS time will be different.

Quit spoiling Cena promos.
 

zychi

Banned
I haven't watched a Raw since the day after Summerslam, Orton has gotten really good at talking. Props RKO

e: just read the rest of the thread, welp, still nothing good going on.
 

Rodeo Clown

All aboard! The Love train!
It really does suck that Orton is leaving when he's doing some really good work. Oh well, I guess we'll get Orton and Rollins at TLC.
 
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