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[DMczaf]

You want the next Cena, Vince?

Here you go.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You want the next Cena, Vince?

Here you go.

Surprised he didn't tear a quad doing that stupid little ska dance.

 

[DMczaf]

Surprised he didn't tear a quad doing that stupid little ska dance.

He's a living breathing WhitePeople.gif, and he's going to make Vince hundreds of dollars!

 

[Serpentine]

Surprised he didn't tear a quad doing that stupid little ska dance.

ahem, it's called skanking

 

[miserable]

Surprised he didn't tear a quad doing that stupid little ska dance.

hey, quad jokes are reserved for Nash only

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Bluekaveli]

Big ass battery pack lol. Remember the Rumble pak?

 

[tm24]

That's nice and all but

Enjoy your opening tags with old men. At least CMLL is already prepping him for that by putting him in tags with Casas in the opening.

Why you gotta do that to me Data?

 

[British Monsoon]

If you guys remember, they had high hopes for Despy when he returned from CMLL - he was supposed to get a program with Liger, they were going to do mask vs mask as Liger was seriously considering calling time on his career, but then they realised that Despy was kinda shit and not the guy they wanted to replace a legend. Whether they have such high hopes for Kamaitachi is another matter, but at least wait to see what they do (or don't do) with him before being all negative Nancy.

 

[Vylash]

You want the next Cena, Vince?

Here you go.

sami and bayley both replacing cena, the future is set

 

[Marvel]

You want the next Cena, Vince?

Here you go.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Neither of them flopped, I can respect that.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Jericho posted this on his Instagram and quickly deleted it.

 

[Professor Beef]

muh kayfabe

 

[Angry Grimace]

Is Zayn ever coming back

not to mention KENTA

 

[Hex]

Ready to see this guy on my tv again

I like you

I like you too

I like you most

 

[Striker]

Catrina too fat for WWE standards.

 

[Hex]

Catrina too fat for WWE standards.

WWE standards are dumb.
Catrina is so so so so good.

 

[klonere]

Charlotte retweeting that kayfabe destroying photo with Wyatt, Jericho, Reigns and co

smh should be fired

 

[FlammableD]

ALAN RICKMAN AND BRUCE WILLIS PHOTOGRAPHED TOGETHER SHOCKER

 

[El Pescado]

Mario Maker Wrasslegaf, what were your level codes again?

My World 1-1: 7E12-0000-00AD-8CA9
My World 1-2: B514-0000-00AD-9153
My World 1-3: 591C-0000-00AE-E5A7

Here's my most recent level.

Pesca 7-1: 7423-0000-00A9-92B6

I was trying to make a full set of courses with increasing difficulty like you'd find in an actual Mario game. You can find my other courses through my profile and play them too. I've been super busy lately and need to get back in to this game.

 

[klonere]

Preview of Rusev on Monday

 

[Arrowgigantic]

 

[DMczaf]

UpUpDownDown is up to 200K subscribers.

When does he pass TNA's viewership?

 

[bjork]

Guys.

They're making a 2-pack of Adam Rose and the Bunny.

The bunny would be cool if it was a felt suit, like when they did the Bobby Heenan weasel suit figure, right?

But no.

We get this.

Spoilered for your protection.

Spoiler

I mean what the fuck nightmares

 

[Frecklestein]

 

[DMczaf]

 

[jred2k]

I'm on mobile but I really want that Bunny-tar.

 

[imBask]

look at that, that's not how you sell merch!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

look at that, that's not how you sell merch!

I wonder if Stone Cold approved that "favorite actress" answer

 

[bjork]

I think I realize now why I liked WWF Magazine in my younger years. It was on par with reading a class newspaper.

 

[RBH]

 

[avengers23]

I'm on mobile but I really want that Bunny-tar.

Are you abandoning the New Day/Rollins backstage photo avatar alliance?!

That's the most effective heelish thing Rollins would be associated with in the past 3 months.

Spearing people to the mat in a Royal Rumble, making them harder to throw over the top rope.

 

[BronsonLee]

look at that, that's not how you sell merch!

And the damn earrings

 

[shaowebb]

Jesus Christ from midring to the corner with that one! This is why so few people make The Spear a decent finish. You either are actually tackling someone or you're Edge bouncing off their stomach lol.

 

[FlammableD]

NXT flyering the PROGRESS show as well, they know their audience

 

[bjork]

A spear sure does look impressive when it is being taken by a dude half your size. And Goldberg says they didn't try to portray him the right way.

 

[Fox318]

Edges spear was the fucking worst

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

A spear sure does look impressive when it is being taken by a dude half your size. And Goldberg says they didn't try to portray him the right way.

Fuck Goldberg, his short run was ridiculously strong but because Vince didn't let him go roughshod over the roster and he lost a few matches he was "mishandled". Granted his losses were at the hand of Triple H during his reign of terror and fuck Triple H too but still fuck Goldberg more.

 

[Ultratech]

Edges spear was the fucking worst

That wasn't a Spear. It was a running hug.

Spoiler

On that note, I kinda hate Charlotte's Spear as well. Looks like she just clips them when she lunges.

Roman had a pretty good Spear for a while, then it got really hit-or-miss. Sometimes it'd look awesome, other times, it'd be a running hug.

 

[DMczaf]

Roman had a good spear, and then he got the nod from Vince that he's the guy and started getting lazy with it.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

I really dig Starrcade 2000's art

I don't get it where's the NWO

 

[DMczaf]

I really dig Starrcade 2000's art

Wait, what? It's unpredictable, but they already know the ending is "can't miss"?

 

[Sephzilla]

Roman had a good spear, and then he got the nod from Vince that he's the guy and started getting lazy with it.

His spear turned to shit basically the moment The Shield broke up.

 

[Jimmy King]

Everyone in that kayfabe shattering photo should be buried to different degrees, especially Wyatt, Harper, and Reigns.

If my boy Rusev is gonna suffer then I will not let this injustice go.

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[bjork]

The Soulblaster is a great name.

 

[Jimmy King]

The Soulblaster is a great name.

We miss you, SoulPlaya.

 

[avengers23]

Wait, what? It's unpredictable, but they already know the ending is "can't miss"?

Fans will not be able to predict the ending, but the booker men know that it will be one fans can't miss because wrestling is fake.