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[Oersted]

So glad they buried all of that talent to the world's biggest jobber for a month to build up Saturday's match.

I really don't get it. They could have just thrown Big Show at him at Madison, no buildup was neccessary. People want Brock causing mayhem, thats it.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Man, i'm starting to wonder why I even tune in weekly for this show

Because anything can happen in the world wrestling federation

*cue original Smackdown theme*

 

[Heroman]

Cesaro died for that Big Show angle

Cesaro was dead way before the big show

 

[Liquidsnake]

<3 steph

I can jerk to your bad acting all day

 

[Chamber]

So do Seth and Steph not like each other tonight? It's hard to keep track of how the Authority feels about Rollins week to week.

And then we go to a Roman Reigns match. MNF it is...

 

[Hidden One]

This brat vs Roman feud has gone on for way to long. It doesn't need to be a 5 month feud

I called this back when they first started this feud that it would last as long as it has and people were like naaah it'll end at summerslam for sure. This will probably go on till survivor series.

 

[Bronx-Man]

<3 steph

I can jerk to your bad acting all day

Easy there big boy.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I want to go to WM 32 but idk the chances of seeing HBK naked there.

 

[Professor Beef]

"Please retire" chants, that means we push him.......for ratings!

Well most of you tune in every week, so it's clearly working.

 

[Hurt and Scared]

Ambrose & Orton with the jobber entrances

 

[Savitar]

So do Seth and Steph not like each other tonight? It's hard to keep track of how the Authority feels about Rollins week to week.

And then we go to a Roman Reigns match. MNF it is...

Don't you know by now?

Got to make Steph look strong.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Bray still has a job? He's this generations Gangrel. Is he Magneto?

 

[KingBroly]

So do Seth and Steph not like each other tonight? It's hard to keep track of how the Authority feels about Rollins week to week.

And then we go to a Roman Reigns match. MNF it is...

Well...Rollins didn't want to listen to her cuz he's a baby and that made her cross.

 

[Oersted]

Don't you know by now?

Got to make Steph look strong.

She gonna have her comeuppance against Lesnar. 10 years in the making. Twice in a lifetime.

 

[Bluekaveli]

So wait you can't order HIAC on PPV?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Bray still has a job? He's this generations Gangrel. Is he Magneto?

He's this generation's Undertaker.

Spoiler

Oh god, I miss 2012 so much.

 

[pantsattack]

Cute but needs to be 5x slower. Edit: it's actually easier to look at quoted/smaller.

Bronx-Man, what did you do for your tag? The black man thread?

 

[Bandini]

Well that 30 min was a waste, football time

 

[Bluekaveli]

He's this generation's Undertaker.

Spoiler

Oh god, I miss 2012 so much.

Shiiiiiiet. That's KANE!

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

I thought Bray was injured?

 

[Shadow780]

Goofy Randy is the best Randy.

 

[Zabka]

What the fuck are they doing with this show

 

[Big One]

Well most of you tune in every week, so it's clearly working.

Not anymore, Big Show segment pretty much solidifies this show as shit. I'm out.

 

[UberTag]

What's the over-under on commercial breaks during this match (including the one during the entrances)?

Three? Four?

Goofy Randy is the best Randy.

That is factually correct.

 

[Hurt and Scared]

Back to back commercial breaks for everyone

 

[Bluekaveli]

What the fuck are they doing with this show

Trying to tie last weeks show

 

[Bronx-Man]

Cute but needs to be 5x slower. Edit: it's actually easier to look at quoted/smaller.

Bronx-Man, what did you do for your tag? The black man thread?

I acquired the Power Cosmic. Using that combined with the Bushido code, I have dedicated my life to being the hero GAF needs. The Bronx-Man.

 

[Ambition]

I feel like i've seen this before..

 

[Jamie OD]

What the fuck are they doing with this show

Trying to combat the Seahawks Vs Lions game.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Trying to combat the Seahawks Vs Lions game.

SPOILER alert, lions lose

 

[Big One]

I feel like i've seen this before..

That's cause you have. Every match on this show is going to the same match you've seen before with the same spots and no one gets over. There's really no reason to watch if they're going to intro the show with a shitty Big Show segment and this match.

 

[Kurt Angle]

Man, i'm starting to wonder why I even tune in weekly for this show

because you grew up in a subarban household in the 90s with not many options of entertainment and watching this is like a small dopamin hit that takes you back to your childhood which was a warm safe space but once your generation dies off Vince will have no audience cause the current generation has the Internet, Netflix, call of duty, ps4s and iPads and wwe can't build stars for shit and TNA will rise

 

[Hidden One]

Yeah it needs to be slowed down a bit.

 

[Heel]

I acquired the Power Cosmic. Using that combined with the Bushido code, I have dedicated my life to being the hero GAF needs. The Bronx-Man.

The budo is strong in you, Bronx-Man. Do you Renergize?

 

[TimeEffect]

Harper and Ambrose should be a comedy tag team.

 

[KingBroly]

I'm guessing Wyatt pins Orton here. Makes Wyatt a bigger win for Reigns at HiaC.

 

[Jimmy King]

Bruan Strowman is impressive.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Ambrose needs to get himself a bigger break. Too entertaining to be teamed with Orton and Samoa Slow

 

[Zabka]

"Never seen anything like Strowman! He's massive!"

Big Show is crying to himself in the back

 

[Hidden One]

Ambrose needs to get himself a bigger break. Too entertaining to be teamed with Orton and Samoa Slow

Ambrose will always be third wheel of the shield, sadly..

 

[TemplaerDude]

So they're just getting all the commercials out the way early, right?

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Why is it that the most promising member of a tag team/stable is always the one that gets Janetty'd?

 

[UberTag]

So they're just getting all the commercials out the way early, right?

Nope. This will be the normal routine for the entire evening.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Ambrose will always be third wheel of the shield, sadly..

We'll see. He'll make sure Roman loses.

 

[Master Thespian]

Braun always seems so unsure of himself. He gets happy feet when he's not sure where he's supposed to be.

 

[Hurt and Scared]

More commercials I'm just gonna watch raw online tonight fuck this

 

[Bronx-Man]

The budo is strong in you, Bronx-Man. Do you Renergize?

You already know the answer to that, friend.

 

[Oersted]

 

[Hidden One]

Braun always seems so unsure of himself. He gets happy feet when he's not sure where he's supposed to be.

Dude came straight from being a rose bud to the main roster.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Sounds like ill skip RAW again for the second week. I just don't care too much anymore.