Keikoku said:I have a question :
How do you basically... uh... fuck ? I just got married and I bought a house but nothing happens when I come into it with my wife
FFChris said:Don't you worry that's going to ruin your entire game experience?
Buying the best equipment right at the start of the game never seems very fun to me. Though it would be cool to invest it in a nice big house.
why did you have to post this, im now watching cause the temptation is too great. Fuck.neoism said:
Lol I fill the same way but I'm still watching, it seems awesome!~Kinggi~ said:why did you have to post this, im now watching cause the temptation is too great. Fuck.
Good move by 1up.Tiamatsword22 said:http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8916239&publicUserId=4549175
Looks like 1up is waiting for online co-op to do their review. I wonder what the other sites are planning on doing.
If you want to buy property, then yes. Property is pretty expensive.firehawk12 said:I'm curious - how much does everything cost in the game? People are going in with millions from the pub games, but is that really necessary?
Tiamatsword22 said:http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8916239&publicUserId=4549175
Looks like 1up is waiting for online co-op to do their review. I wonder what the other sites are planning on doing.
SanjuroTsubaki said:
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Finally!
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Man highlighted unrelated.
SanjuroTsubaki said:Like first Fable but with gender. You can buy dyes later and dye yourself retarded in all forms.
SanjuroTsubaki said:No. You hear everything from your headset like normal. If you are not talking you can turn it to friends only. So unless you have a dick friend following you around your good.
You can paint your skin various colors. So blackface confirmed technically.
SanjuroTsubaki said:This playoff game is too good to stop watching. I might as well just stop playing Fable 2 all together..... =(
SanjuroTsubaki said:Imagine you are about to take the hardest cock of your life and then the ark from Indiana Jones shoots it with beams.
SanjuroTsubaki said:Coco have you gotten anyone to sleep with you?
I hate commitments!
SanjuroTsubaki said:How you do this? I only get them asking for a ring.
SanjuroTsubaki said:How do I lose weight!? I'm fat and the veggies do nothing!
SanjuroTsubaki said:Also, how do I cure my STD?
SanjuroTsubaki said:You guys please be serious in here. There are sores all over my body. I don't want to die. =(
SanjuroTsubaki said:Basically I've been just sleeping and eating veggies but still fat as hell. My body has sores all over. I have flies around me. Keep drinking potions to cure, don't work. I have evil raccoon eyes.
I was the fucking hero. This is how these fucks repay me...
SanjuroTsubaki said:Kinky bisexual barmaid at the pub. I thought she would be the one.
I look like Vincent D'Onofrio moments before offing the drill instructor.
SanjuroTsubaki said:I'm getting better! All it takes is a positive attitude and some tofu.
*Scratch that. Being evil cures you. I took my clothes off and I have colored veins all over my body and horns.
SanjuroTsubaki said:Also thank everyone for their kind words and help the other day about my illness. At first I didn't want to mention it on GAF in fear that people would treat me differently. Thanks to everyone's kind donations in Bowerstone I'm STD and corrupt-free. I have a beautiful wife Stacey and a young daughter now. I now spend my time in Old Bowerstone giving free sock puppet shows to the less fortunate children as a way of giving back to the community. Also I killed that cunt of a barmaid carrying the hiv....fucking force pushed her into the fucking ocean.
SanjuroTsubaki said:I've never been chased by the law. I lured her of to the docks and did the deed. The only thing someone said they would report me is when I fucked in someones bed....the guards didn't seem to care.
Yup. Been playing it all day (night? shit, lost track of time)
I haven't done a whole lot in the way of the game. I worked on becoming a master blacksmith and a master woodcutter so that earned me about 90k Gold. Now I've just been going around buying up all the small businesses I can find. I've got it now to where I get paid about 1000 gold every 5 minutes just for walking around. But I'm still on the first mission or whatever.
This game's pretty fun.
I've pretty much so been playing it all day. I think I'm about 2/3 of the way through the game right now. I've been doing a lot of the side quests, so maybe not quite 2/3rds. Its very fun and I am enjoying it, but really the biggest thing I noticed was how much it makes me appreciate how amazing and epic Oblivion was.
I'm pretty sure you could take one of the major side stories (like one of the guilds) from Oblivion, release that as a standalone game and it would still feel larger than Fable 2. There's no large open landscapes. If you choose not to warp everywhere you end up walking though the same narrow roadways dozens of times, killing the same 40 bad guys over and over again. Which means you warp everywhere or die of a mixture of boredom and carpal tunnel. When comparing to Oblivion nothing is as big, as grandiose, or as complex. There's no armor to speak of. Only a handful of weapons (unless there are lots more nearer the end of the game) None of the cool stuff like creating your own potions, spells, or enchantments. Leveling up is a simplified version of what it should be, the menu system is one of the worst I've seen in gaming (seriously, whoever designed it has no right to be in the video game business) The map system is a joke (no zooming? are you kidding me?) and my biggest complaint is that when you "die" you just fall over, lose some xp, and get back up with a full health meter. It really takes away any sense of challenge and danger that should be there. Also I usually hate people that whine about how you can't jump in games like this, but there are times when it's beyond painful to not be able to hop up onto some 6 inch rock that's standing in your way.
All those complaints being said, it's still a great game that has managed to keep me entertained and held my attention for the better part of a day and a half. Which is quite the accomplishment for a video game these days. I'd give it a good solid 8/10.
I just beat it. A little over 17 hours of gameplay time. And I feel like I did a large portion of the side quests. I have to say I feel a little let down at the size of it all. I guess now I could play it again as an evil mage or something. But I don't really feel like I missed a lot the first time through.
Actually the more I think about it, the more pissed off I am. I won't spoil things but the ending sequence is a joke. It's like they ran out of time so they're like...oh shit, hurry up and put an ending in quick!
I really feel pissed off and let down over this.
I have not noticed any changing seasons, exceptWiggum2007 said:Hows the weather/changing seasons system cocop?
Crisco said:stuff
Same way most folks here did - newegg shipped some copies early on accident.Dax01 said:Coco, how did you get the game?
Cocopjojo said:Also, it needs to be said that this game is really, really good, but it is plagued by numerous glitches. People floating, your dog flying, character models stuttering (like moving back and forth rapidly), the inability to move to places you should be able to due to bad geometry. If Lionhead didn't pull off all of the awesome stuff that they did, then this would almost be on the Two Worlds level of bugs. Like, for example, one time I saw a woman walking through the Town Square with a chair attached to her hand. Like, everything she did with her arm, the chair moved around in the air, like it was tied to her hand. This sort of stuff happens a lot.
I think I remember Peter saying it would COST about 100 million to buy everything in the game!firehawk12 said:I'm curious - how much does everything cost in the game? People are going in with millions from the pub games, but is that really necessary?
Cocopjojo said:If you want to buy property, then yes. Property is pretty expensive.
Man, now I'm thinking I should probably wait for the PC version.Cocopjojo said:If you want to buy property, then yes. Property is pretty expensive.
Also, it needs to be said that this game is really, really good, but it is plagued by numerous glitches. People floating, your dog flying, character models stuttering (like moving back and forth rapidly), the inability to move to places you should be able to due to bad geometry. If Lionhead didn't pull off all of the awesome stuff that they did, then this would almost be on the Two Worlds level of bugs. Like, for example, one time I saw a woman walking through the Town Square with a chair attached to her hand. Like, everything she did with her arm, the chair moved around in the air, like it was tied to her hand. This sort of stuff happens a lot.
firehawk12 said:So how much money does a typical house cost?
$40-60,000firehawk12 said:So how much money does a typical house cost?
gnarkill bill said:Sounds like Lionhead has some patchin to do.
Nope, screwed. It didn't do a bloody thing. I'm right back at the Game Master where it autosaved, and I am still stuck in scene mode. Thanks anyway.Domino Theory said:Go to system blade, Push A on "Memory", then push Y, then push "X X LB RB X X", it'll ask if you want to do maintenace on your HDD (deletes ALL patches only), say yes. Then boot up Fable II, re-download its patch and re-try the same scene.
Cocopjojo said:Nope, screwed. It didn't do a bloody thing. I'm right back at the Game Master where it autosaved, and I am still stuck in scene mode. Thanks anyway.
I found another exit, so I have access to the rest of the world, but I am still screwed... I went to a shooting range, and I can't even pull out my gun in there. I am just standing there watching the targets move around and I can't do anything.
"Ooh, you can lay down your weapon now! The first round can be tricky for beginners, so don't sweat it! Better luck next time!"
Ugh.
You can't keep several saves.firehawk12 said:Guh, this game sounds like a "keep several saves or you're screwed" situation.
firehawk12 said:Guh, this game sounds like a "keep several saves or you're screwed" situation.
No. There are no "slots." You just save and that's it. It overwrites whatever you previously had saved.Wiggum2007 said:No multiple save slots like Fable 1 had?
SpokkX said:surely anyone knows if the US version is region free by now?
purg3 said:I think there is a book you need to buy in the bookstore to do this. Haven't tried it myself though.
Keikoku said:I'm just in front of the bed with my wife but I can't do anything, I use the "thumb up" but nothing happens![]()
LaserBuddha said:Try your whole fist then.
Live on.... Start anew.... forge a new existence and carry your first characters legacy into tomorrow !!!Cocopjojo said:Hm, nevermind, the guy that I thought was Lionhead here, isn't.
I e-mailed them, but I doubt there's much they can do. : (