Official Fable II Thread

Papercuts said:
:lol

Dammit, I actually do have an STD now that I checked. Never have kids with a gypsy. =(
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Don't fuel the stereotype. You had sex with the wrong one. You need to check their stats before you sex them up. My one and only STD came from my first wife (Not a Gypsy) when we did it to make a child.

I've never gotten an STD from my other wife (A Gypsy) and we've done it unprotected a few times.
 
Jasoco said:
Don't fuel the stereotype. You had sex with the wrong one. You need to check their stats before you sex them up. My one and only STD came from my first wife (Not a Gypsy) when we did it to make a child.

I've never gotten an STD from my other wife (A Gypsy) and we've done it unprotected a few times.
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I'm glad someone was willing to stand up for all the video game gypsys out there.
 
Lebron said:
Ok, wtf, how the hell do you stop these fools from coming in my house all willy-nilly like? I mean I'll eventually go on a killing spree on the townsfolk, but that's after I beat the main quest. There has to be a way to close the door or something after I enter.
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I just let them come in, the wife doesn't seem to mind. I just had unprotected sex with her as six or seven people crowded around our bed :lol
 
Teknoman said:
Scare em off I guess.
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They get scared for a min, but they either just stick around or leave and come right back. Also, what the hell, majority of them(with the hearts over their heads) are dudes. That's just not right. Trick this, I'm killing them all.

I just let them come in, the wife doesn't seem to mind. I just had unprotected sex with her as six or seven people crowded around our bed
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that's messed up:lol
 
Teknoman said:
Good, I can sell the rest of these generic dolls...unless they actually change along with you.
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Do hold on to one of the generic "Hero Dolls". One of the load screen messages mentions six dolls, so you may have to have one copy of that one to represent yourself. The extras aren't any use in trading, though. You can sometimes buy them at shops in town.
 
Staccat0 said:
anyone found any cute girls? I just got to oakvale and was dissapointed with the options.
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Sharp knees, amirite? :D

I haven't found any chicks up to my standards either, but I hear the whore behind the pub is hot
 
Staccat0 said:
what pub?
Oakvale?
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Whoops not Oakvale. Checking earlier in the thread the consensus seems to be the hottest chick is Brooke the whore, who hangs out behind the Foaming Jugs bar in Westcliff. I'll have to investigate myself later though.
 
okay cool. I'll hold out. :lol

Its odd that there isnt at least two "special" wives or each town with an alignment and unique look/personality
 
Psychotext said:
I found a fairly good looking barmaid... but she's a barmaid ffs. I wont lower myself to such levels. :lol
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I was drinking in the Oakvale pub, Jen the Barmaid was coming onto me, the mixture of alcohol, gaslight and the smell of horse manure must've really did the trick, because I instantly charmed her, married her, bought a farm for the two of us down the road and laid the pipe to her. Next morning I get up and look at her closely in the light of day and she's fucking hideous. One of the ugliest chicks in the whole game. Her face looks like it was beaten with a shovel. I was gonna club her in the head and throw her in the lake, but it turns out she's pregnant. I don't want this poor kid's mother to be fish food at the bottom of the lake, so now I'm really stuck. Is there an adoption agency in Oakvale? I shouldn't have to pay the rest of my life for one lousy one night fling with an ugly barmaid in a dumpy town. I hate my life.
 
VALIS said:
I was drinking in the Oakvale pub, Jen the Barmaid was coming onto me, the mixture of alcohol, candlelight and the smell of horse manure must've really did the trick, because I instantly charmed her, married her, bought a farm for the two of us down the road and laid the pipe to her. Next morning I get up and look at her closely in the light of day and she's fucking hideous. One of the ugliest chicks in the whole game. Her face looks like it was beaten with a shovel. I was gonna club her in the head and throw her in the lake, but it turns out she's pregnant. I don't want this poor kid's mother to be fish food at the bottom of the lake, so now I'm really stuck. Is there an adoption agency in Oakvale? I shouldn't have to pay the rest of my life for one lousy one night fling with an ugly barmaid in a dumpy town. I hate my life.
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:lol
 
For gods sake. I ordered this on tuesday from E-bay and it hasn't turned up.

Fantastic. Now I can't buy a new one as one is in the post, and I have nothing to play all weekend.
 
I have the most annoying bug in the world in tha game. At the top it just says "Buy Furniture from the Furniture store..blah blah" and it just wont go away. Even turning off the game and reloading couldnt get rid of it. I turned off tutorials and everything else in the Options and its still there :(

and to make things worse i dont KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THE FURNITURE STORE IS
 
Psychotext said:
I found a fairly good looking barmaid... but she's a barmaid ffs. I wont lower myself to such levels. :lol
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Is it Lilly? If so then that is my wife your are talking about!

I am seriously so tempted to marry one of those aristocrat type women that walk around that one garden. The only thing is most of them are very fat and their painted white faces scare me. I don't know if I can sleep with someone like that. Why doesn't the game allow you to equip one of those full face masks on your wife before doing them?
 
Need some help with the side quest "love hurts"

Retrieved the first body part, doing the second one, but now stuck at a door with the lock trigger above it (but a bit behind) is that switch reachable with the long range gun?
 
this whole game is so goddamned good. I have but two complaints:

-Respawning NPCs means no "Last Man in Albion"
-The game still feels pretty linear, despite the world being more open than the first game's


other than that, definitely my favorite fantasy RPG in a while.
 
Illuminati said:
Is it Lilly? If so then that is my wife your are talking about!

I am seriously so tempted to marry one of those aristocrat type women that walk around that one garden. The only thing is most of them are very fat and their painted white faces scare me. I don't know if I can sleep with someone like that. Why doesn't the game allow you to equip one of those full face masks on your wife before doing them?
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Don't do it man. Those demanding women are so hard to keep happy. You have to put them in the most expensive house and use all luxury furniture and visit them all the time. Blah, blah. If you are going to marry a demanding woman make it the one from the "Love Hurts" quest line. :)
 
Hey, I'm thinking about buying the game I just have a couple questions.

1. I normally do not like RPG's AT ALL. I'm open to playing them but I just have never found one I want to invest time in. The last RPG I got was Oblivion and I pretty much hated it. How different is this game?
2. What is the combat system like? I can't stand the combat system in FF games, but enjoy the action Kingdom Hearts type.
 
so how do you move your wife to a new bigger house?

bought a second home in bowerstone and tried moving her and the kid but can't seem to sell the old house or get them to move?
 
StranGER said:
so how do you move your wife to a new bigger house?

bought a second home in bowerstone and tried moving her and the kid but can't seem to sell the old house or get them to move?
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Use the "Follow" expression, then interact with the sign outside the new home and choose "Set As Marital Home". Then you can go back and rent out the other place or sell it.
 
FFChris said:
No, but you can shoot lazers from your arms and fly with rocket boots in Iron Man! Buy that!
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I concur.

In Fable your pigment changes dynamically according to your morale standing. Too evil will turn you into a demon-like being and too good will make you radiant.
 
woah, i just got a closer look at my dude and he's got a huge stomach.

what the hell?

i've barley eatin a thing in the game and run thousands of miles.
2 bears and a couple other drinks over the entire game and maybe a couple crunchy chicks.


how do you loose and undeserved stomach?



Francias Castiglione said:
Use the "Follow" expression, then interact with the sign outside the new home and choose "Set As Marital Home". Then you can go back and rent out the other place or sell it.
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i tried that but the new home does not give me the option to make it a marital home for some reason.
 
StranGER said:
woah, i just got a closer look at my dude and he's got a huge stomach.

what the hell?

i've barley eatin a thing in the game and run thousands of miles.
2 bears and a couple other drinks over the entire game and maybe a couple crunchy chicks.


how do you loose and undeserved stomach?




i tried that but the new home does not give me the option to make it a marital home for some reason.
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Eat celery


1. Do you have the house up for rent? It needs to have no tenats before you can make it a martial home

2. Is she actually physically following you to the place?

3. Is it an actual house and not a store?

Theres no reason it shouldn't be working if shes following you to the place.
 
I've a problem with my Fable II. It has weird graphic glitching which looks like hexagional polys flashing different colours (usually just on the ground). I thought it might be my 360 starting to die but I tried 3 other games and no problem. Still, could Fable II be a 360 breaker? This is the UK version. Anyone else had this?
 
My optical drive in the 360 does a weird loud grinding sound sometimes,just for 1 second,but it scares the crap out of me each time it does that and this game is absolute madness for the drive,it's constantly spinning/reading the game like mad...as much as it pains me,I might wait till the 19th when we can install games on the HDD before i keep playing Fable 2.maybe the install will lessen the drive's work?...I got Far Cry 2 also,Fallout 3 next week and still haven't finished ToV so it's not like i'm out of games to play :P
 
Hit with my first game breaking bug:

'Til Death Do Us Part ...
Broke her heart, went back to the ghost (twice now) and the girl is talking, but not visible.
. Scene seems to finish, but doesn't, and gets stuck. I can walk around, but I can't fight and I can't leave the zone.

Will just have to leave it... tis only a side quest I suppose.

Darkman M said:
Eat celery.
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There's also a magical apple pie which takes 90 off your fatness.
 
Ricker said:
My optical drive in the 360 does a weird loud grinding sound sometimes,just for 1 second,but it scares the crap out of me each time it does that and this game is absolute madness for the drive,it's constantly spinning/reading the game like mad...as much as it pains me,I might wait till the 19th when we can install games on the HDD before i keep playing Fable 2.maybe the install will lessen the drive's work?...I got Far Cry 2 also,Fallout 3 next week and still haven't finished ToV so it's not like i'm out of games to play :P
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The install should eliminate the optical drive's work, with the exception of checking to make sure that you actually have the disk in (for validation). I'm also looking forward to this, as my 360 doesn't do any grinding, but it is crazy loud when the disk is spinning at max speed.

Seriously. So. Loud.
 
I've been to the Fable II forum and the game seems really, really buggy. Currently I can barely play it with the graphical glitches I have. Strangely though they only appear outside in the world environment. Inside buildings it's fine. It's almost like there's a memory problem with my 360. Or it's simply a game bug.
 
Ran into a walkthrough break bug yesterday

I went to westcliff with Hammer in the main quest, and when I arrived at the gate nothing happened. I bash the gate an nothing happen. The golden trail goes right through it, and Hammer doesnt bash the gate down or anything. After a while, the ennemies on the other side became aggresive and I killed them through the gate with my fire balls. I was pissed that I had to restart the whole segment of the quest and lost all Xp and loot, so I quit and watched a movie
 
I tried the game on another 360 (a Jan 2006 model) and it works fine. Looks like my 360 is dying slowly, even though PGR4 and GTA4 look fine. If it's only Fable II though surely that means there's something not right with how it plays on my Elite (Nov 2007 model). Why Fable II? And why this glitch?
 
I have some other questions. I swear you cannot get any answers since people want to flame so badly.


How many girls and guys can you marry? how many houses can you have? can you fly? is there a large array of magic or is it limited to fire, ice, heal? Are the characters ugly? How varied is the gameplay? Is there an ultimate weapon to find? Do enemies level up whenever you level up?

FFChris said:
No, but you can shoot lazers from your arms and fly with rocket boots in Iron Man! Buy that!
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Keep your fanboyism to yourself.


When I mean skin tone, I mean making Black, Asian, Latino characters like you could in Mass Effect.
 
Haven't been reading this thread for fear of spoilers, but I just wanted to say I absolutely love this game, it's everything I loved about Fable 1 with all the things I thought Fable 1 was missing. I don't think I'm very far in yet, I'm
assisting Hannah with the golden oak ritual, and haven't even explored anywhere south of Bower Lake yet.
Amazing game.
 
I love this game. At one point, my character looked like Santa Claus with the white beard and the red high class citizen suit. Thirty minutes later after chomping down on fifty pounds of celery, and facial face changes... I sorta look like Lucien. :lol (at the start of the game)
 
neojubei said:
I have some other questions. I swear you cannot get any answers since people want to flame so badly.


How many girls and guys can you marry? how many houses can you have? can you fly? is there a large array of magic or is it limited to fire, ice, heal? Are the characters ugly? How varied is the gameplay? Is there an ultimate weapon to find? Do enemies level up whenever you level up?
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Dude there are plenty of impressions in the thread the general consensus is it's a bloody great game.

Still can't believe you were going to buy the Ironman game though.:lol
 
Regarding The Temples of Light / Shadow quests:
If I do either the "Defender of the Light" quest or the "Oakfield Massacre" quest, will the other option no longer be available to me, or can I do both quests?

God damnit. Apparently you can only do one or the other, and I did the one I wouldn't have done if I knew that.
 
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