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Official MLB Thread - 2006 Season

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Dr. Strangelove said:
Time for Scott Proctor to get some work in.
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You changed your Papi avatar! That'd be ok if it wasn't to the face of the Devil. May my Deformanny curse your team for a thousand eternities.
 
Fifty said:
You changed your Papi avatar! That'd be ok if it wasn't to the face of the Devil. May my Deformanny curse your team for a thousand eternities.
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Deformanny is no match for GQ Brady.

I'm pulling out the big guns to try and halt this losing streak.
 
Dr. Strangelove said:
Deformanny is no match for GQ Brady.

I'm pulling out the big guns to try and halt this losing streak.
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**** YOU JEFF KENT!


BAH! He would have scored anyways on the fly out to center.


Durr! I would have like to have seen Lugo pinch hit for Repko since he is 0-Everything it seems, since his return. With the Killer Tomato pinch hitting for Saito.


COME ON LOFTON! END THIS NOW!


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
 
Ever since that exchange with Penny where he questioned his effort he has really stepped it up.

Code: 
WEST	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA	STRK	L10
LA Dodgers	59	56	.513	-	34-25	25-31	581	530	Won 1	9-1
Arizona	58	56	.509	.5	29-29	29-27	572	574	Won 2	5-5
San Diego	58	56	.509	.5	28-31	30-25	512	512	Lost 3	3-7
Colorado	55	59	.482	3.5	28-26	27-33	514	501	Lost 1	5-5
San Francisco	54	60	.474	4.5	31-28	23-32	525	533	Lost 2	3-7

Even though NOMAAH did well, I dont see why he is rushing back when he says himself that he isnt 100%. Loney and Kent would have filled in perfectly till he got to 100%, this could come back and bite the Dodgers in the ass down the stretch.
 
I think Kent and Nomar is going to be fine because most of their hits were hard hits. Drew I'm a little worry about because he hasn't been productive in his last 10 games.
 
Oh noes, Towers is going to get another chance in September. I wonder how many games he can lose. Can he catch Lopez at 12.
 
*UPDATE CHIME*

UH.. WE GOT SOME LATE SCORES TO REPORT...

Dr. Strangelove 1,024
Eminem 1,024
Y2Kevbug11 860
R_GILL 595
Miguel 513
evil solrac v3.0 486
The Frankman 485
Matrix 444
Angelus 388
Joe 356


SO THE GAME BETWEEN STRANGELOVE AND EMINEM HAS TIED UP, STARNGELOVE NEAR SUICIDAL, GOING SO FAR AS TO SAY TODAY THAT TGHE ROYALS HAD SWEPT THE YANKEES RECENTLY WHEN A CHECK OF THE SCHEDULE AND COMMON SENSE TELLS US THIS IS NOT TRUE. EMINEM WE HOPE IS ALIVE AQND WELL. THE OTHER TIGHT RACE IS BETWEEN FRANKMAN AND SOLRAC, BOTH VERY CLOSE TO THE 500 MARK AND SOLRAC PULLING AHEAD NOW. STAY TUNED.
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
*UPDATE CHIME*

UH.. WE GOT SOME LATE SCORES TO REPORT...

Dr. Strangelove 1,024
Eminem 1,024
Y2Kevbug11 860
R_GILL 595
Miguel 513
evil solrac v3.0 486
The Frankman 485
Matrix 444
Angelus 388
Joe 356


SO THE GAME BETWEEN STRANGELOVE AND EMINEM HAS TIED UP, STARNGELOVE NEAR SUICIDAL, GOING SO FAR AS TO SAY TODAY THAT TGHE ROYALS HAD SWEPT THE YANKEES RECENTLY WHEN A CHECK OF THE SCHEDULE AND COMMON SENSE TELLS US THIS IS NOT TRUE. EMINEM WE HOPE IS ALIVE AQND WELL. THE OTHER TIGHT RACE IS BETWEEN FRANKMAN AND SOLRAC, BOTH VERY CLOSE TO THE 500 MARK AND SOLRAC PULLING AHEAD NOW. STAY TUNED.
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Y2Kevbug11 I am coming for you, only 265 posts behind.
 
R_GILL said:
Oh noes, Towers is going to get another chance in September. I wonder how many games he can lose. Can he catch Lopez at 12.
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where do you hear this stuff? seems like a longshot to me that Towers will start this season.
 
Dez said:
where do you hear this stuff? seems like a longshot to me that Towers will start this season.
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It was on the post game show on Fan 590, JP said Towers should get another look during September. I guess he has pitched well enough down at AAA.

He will probably be one of the September callups along with probably Adam Lind and maybe Janssen and Taubenheim.
 
R_GILL said:
It was on the post game show on Fan 590, JP said Towers should get another look during September. I guess he has pitched well enough down at AAA.

He will probably be one of the September callups along with probably Adam Lind and maybe Janssen and Taubenheim.
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Man, I've got both RGill and Y2Kev to catch up to now. I'm gunning for both of you! It's comeback time, ASTROS STYLE

<---FEAR THE BEARD
 
At least you're up. I have to read it all after the fact. :(

We get Joe Saunders today. Rookie pitcher who we have never seen before.... yeah we are getting no-hit. :lol
 
Did evil say I should be frickin' STEVE PHILIPS awhile back? That's it...

evil solrac v3.0 said:
*UPDATE CHIME*

UH.. WE GOT SOME LATE SCORES TO REPORT...

evil solrac v3.0 486
The Frankman 485

THE OTHER TIGHT RACE IS BETWEEN FRANKMAN AND SOLRAC, BOTH VERY CLOSE TO THE 500 MARK AND SOLRAC PULLING AHEAD NOW. STAY TUNED.
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Here's GAFBALL TONIGHT analyst HFR to break down the race in his segment, A Closer Look:

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"What we clearly have here is a story of how stats don't always give you the full picture. Breaking it down shows Solrac has been posting since Page 2 of this thread, while The Frankman started at Page 20. Also, The Frankman's wide array of posts, YTMNDs, Photoshopped images, and links are much harder to come up with than the work shown by Solrac. If they started at the same time, my bet is that Frankman would be pushing 600 posts by now, battling R_GILL for the 4th spot."

"Great analysis as always, HFR."
HFR- "Holla at my Mets!"
 
Wellington said:
At least you're up. I have to read it all after the fact. :(

We get Joe Saunders today. Rookie pitcher who we have never seen before.... yeah we are getting no-hit. :lol
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The yankees inability to hit no-name/rookie pitchers is something that will mystify me to the end of time.
 
Fsck, do I even have 100 posts yet?

Man, in my heyday Frank wouldn't even be competing.
I'm coming back to this thread hardcore.

There's not enough KID FSCKING WONDERFUL posts here.
There's not enough GIAMBEAST posts here.

Illogical Bomber-boosting needs a shot in the arm.

I am coming home!
 
Okay, I was off by one night.

TONIGHT is the night the 2006 Red Sox turn it all around. If we can't whoop the Shitbirds at Fenway, we should probably just give up.

So sayeth your NEW MLB Thread posting leader.
 
Dr. Strangelove said:
Okay, I was off by one night.

TONIGHT is the night the 2006 Red Sox turn it all around. If we can't whoop the Shitbirds at Fenway, we should probably just give up.

So sayeth your NEW MLB Thread posting leader.
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With that bastion of fudgepacking in your avatar, the Sux are in for the calming kiss of eternal slumber.

...or something melodramatic like that.
 
captmcblack said:
With that bastion of fudgepacking in your avatar, the Sux are in for the calming kiss of eternal slumber.

...or something melodramatic like that.
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The Lord will show us the way to salvation. Prepare for armageddon, Yankee sympathizer.
 
Reading the first page of this thread is comedy gold. Particularly this post:

Johan van Benderschlotten said:
:lol

Come on, man. They're the Mets. It doesn't matter what they add. You can see the cracks already starting to form- both Delgado and Wags are nursing lingering injuries this spring. I don't even need to say anything about Pedro, but I will. If Pedro goes down, this is a team that goes from 90ish win potential to a team that will be lucky to win 75. Having Glavine be your number 2 guy at this stage in his career is stretching it; putting him in the number one slot to go up against Hudson, Dontrelle, Livan or Lieber is just asking for an asskicking. Honestly, they'll likely finish fourth- ahead of the godawful Nationals but behind a surprising Florida team.

Trust me- everyone who is picking the Mets to win the division or be competitive in general this year is gonna be asking themselves why the hell they were crazy enough to bet against the Braves... until they're dumb enough to do it again next year. Bobby Cox is the greatest regular season manager in all of baseball, and the Braves farm system is stocked to the brim with talent that he can plug in to help the core the team already has.

Further, it looks like Arthur Blank and his checkbook are back into the bidding on the Braves. If that happens, look for Schuerholz to have more money to play with, and then forget about ever betting on the Phils or Mets to beat the Braves again.

*shakes head sadly*

Seriously... every year people kick dirt in my Braves' faces at the beginning of the year and then have to eat a nice helping of crow in October. It's just amusing at this point. But yeah- the Mets suck, mostly because THEY'RE THE METS. It's just written into their dna at this point, the same way winning is written into the Braves'.
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captmcblack said:
Fsck, do I even have 100 posts yet?

Man, in my heyday Frank wouldn't even be competing.
I'm coming back to this thread hardcore.

There's not enough KID FSCKING WONDERFUL posts here.
There's not enough GIAMBEAST posts here.

Illogical Bomber-boosting needs a shot in the arm.

I am coming home!
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Welcome back! :lol
 
Did ya'll hear about the little coach (in 9-10 year old league) that walked a teams best hitter in the bottom of the night with a runner on 3rd and two outs to pitch to a kid who had survived cancer and had a shunt in his head? This kid has to take HGH as a result. He ended up striking out. The umpires were pissed, the opoosing coach was pissed, the kids parents were pissed. Man, what and unclassy move that was, what a bastard coach.
 
[solrac campbell]frankman has made some elaborate postings this year no doubt, but i believe that solrac's veteran presence and post-season expirience will get him through. now one worry is that he may start having a social life again and that can cut down on his posts if he doesn tmanage that carefully.

frankman also has the advantage of posting before and after games.
 
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