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Official MLB Thread - 2006 Season

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jamie moyer traded to the phillies. someone on baseball tonight just said the red sox could have had him but he didnt mention why he didnt end up in boston.

and lol @ javy lopez taking almost a full minute between pitches to fix his sunglasses during the bases loaded AB for arod when he ended up walking in a run.
 
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I will remember you....

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Will you remember me?

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Don't let your life pass you by...

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Weep not for the memories.

:(
 
so i was deployed with the fifth field yankee artillery, and basically...... we just shelled anything that moved. *takes long drag on cigarrette* guy i know in intelligence said that yawkey way was completely devastated, they said that the manny and ortiz units were embarrased.
whole buncha small villages from connecticut to boston were rubble, shit wasn't moving. heard some red loyalist units put up a token defense but they was wiped out before they could get their armor up to the line. our G.I.A.M.Beast tanks shelled them and the D.A.M.O.N.I.C choppers burned everything. them pilots was on a mission of revenge. *takes another long drag on cigarrette* i hope we can finish this soon, kinda feel sorry for the civilians....
 
The Frankman said:
*reads solrac's posts*

Wow.

Y'know the upcoming playoff Post War between Yankee fans, Mets fans, Red Sox and White Sox fans will be awesome.


i don't know man, shit was bad... like, yeah we's wiping them out so far, but they can just take their uniforms off and walk away, we oughtta nuke fenway. that's their shrine and shit..... we had C.A.N.O cannons shooting all kinds of shit there... we fried their ****ing clam chowder.
the sawkies, they had a system see? first they yell "yankees suck" that's like their war cry that they's getting ready to attack, you know? then they get all drunk and stuff, try to break through by launching home runs with their M.A.N.N.Y. and O.R.T.I.Z commandos, but we've been doing a good job of holding them off. so then we deploy all our firepower and just wipe 'em out, you know? least we getting combat pay outta this....
they's dead bodies of their P.I.Tchers all over the place, i took this belt buckle of this guy named "beckett" some sawkie name. shit if i know... some guys wasn't taking P.O.W's can't say that i blame them... we all remeneber what happened two years ago.
 
Kuroyume said:
Stop posting Mets news, or in this case: FAKE NEWS

It may not turn out to be true, but that news comes from the Braves' ESPN board. The guy who posted it is Tom Glavine's brother in law and several longtime posters have backed up his identity. The poster posted news about Glavine's cab accident several hours before it was reported by anyone in the press a couple of years back.

All I know is that he is missing his next start and this guy is a credible poster. The Mets may be holding back announcing it until they can work out some kind out trade. We'll know more in the next 36 hours I imagine.
 
siamesedreamer said:
It may not turn out to be true, but that news comes from the Braves' ESPN board. The guy who posted it is Tom Glavine's brother in law and several longtime posters have backed up his identity. The poster posted news about Glavine's cab accident several hours before it was reported by anyone in the press a couple of years back.

All I know is that he is missing his next start and this guy is a credible poster. The Mets may be holding back announcing it until they can work out some kind out trade. We'll know more in the next 36 hours I imagine.


is this similar to when david cone had the whole aneurysm thing?
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
no world series for the metsies if that guy goes down. but i don't really buy this rumor. just 'cause he got it right one time don't mean he's right this time.

I don't know what to make of it either........but the guy is credible according to several other posters.

Supposedly he gave updates on the contract negotiations before he signed with the Mets. He also reported the cab accident. The guy stated that he hasn't had feeling in his ring finger for some time now.

I don't know. He hit a wall after a superb first two months. He's skipping his next start for unexplained reasons. And he wasn't in the dug out tonight. Something may be up. We'll have to see though as I'm skeptical as well. You would think something would have been reported by now (perhaps the celebration of the 86 team made them push back announcing it).
 
IMPLEMENTING SPIN CONTROL:

This is really weather ballon debris made from swamp gas . . . this is nothing, go back to your regularly scheduled posting as Braves' Forum Mods have already denounced the story in the Met thread, calling the guy a bs poster who does that a lot.

WE ARE IN CONTROL . . .

*checks ESPN*

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Excuse me, I am going . . . for sleep. All veteran Mets posters, let us all go . . . for sleep. Convene in the War Room at 12:30 PM SHARP tomorrow.
 
The Frankman said:
IMPLEMENTING SPIN CONTROL:

This is really weather ballon debris made from swamp gas . . . this is nothing, go back to your regularly scheduled posting as Braves' Forum Mods have already denounced the story in the Met thread, calling the guy a bs poster who does that a lot.

WE ARE IN CONTROL . . .

*checks ESPN*

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Excuse me, I am going . . . for sleep. All veteran Mets posters, let us all go . . . for sleep. Convene in the War Room at 12:30 PM SHARP tomorrow.


you ok there frank?
 
*The Frankman is no longer in the Official MLB Thread - 2006 Season thread.*

Away message - I am away saving Earth from Narutards, rabid InuYasha fans, Full Metal freaks, Bleach babies, and insane Yankee fans.
 
Well, I just got home from my girlfriend's house and took this all in.

It's a beautiful day today. :lol


Piece by piece, we will break the Red Sox and the American League - and then the National League - until we have #27.

No one will be spared!
If you embrace the way of Emperor Steinbrenner now, you will be granted entry into the Kingdom of Heaven at the right hand of Babe Ruth when your time on this mortal coil ceases.

CONVERT NOW OR FALL FOREVER
 
WTF...if Glavine goes down with this thing then there is no ****ing justice. We were tortured for 14 years by watching the Braves win the NL East every year and now we have players falling like flies when were heading towards our first Eastern division tile since 1988. I guess Bobby Cox really did sell his soul to the devil,the Braves win again.

Seriously though,If Glavine is gone then were limping to the playoffs and we'll be in huge trouble. I guess all you can do is hope for the best and grab a pillow to cry on in the mean time.
 
captmcblack said:
Well, I just got home from my girlfriend's house and took this all in.

It's a beautiful day today. :lol


Piece by piece, we will break the Red Sox and the American League - and then the National League - until we have #27.

No one will be spared!
If you embrace the way of Emperor Steinbrenner now, you will be granted entry into the Kingdom of Heaven at the right hand of Babe Ruth when your time on this mortal coil ceases.

CONVERT NOW OR FALL FOREVER

Um, did you see the crowd yesterday. The Sox ARE broken already.
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
OH. SHIT.

EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE METS GAFBALL HIGH COUNCIL!!!!
HOW DO WE SPIN THIS IN OUR FAVOR!?!??!

evil solrac v3.0 said:
WHAT SAY YOU METSIES? is it over? WFAN is gonna be fun to listen to tomorrow.

No Yankee fan better bitch about Frankman being annoying ever again.

...

This is a bunch of sensationalist bullshit. In all likelihood Glavine probably just has a fever. Since when is he or his bother a doctor? If he goes down I admit that it's not great for us but it's not the end of us. When Sanchez went down we all thought we were ****ed a little. Since then out bullpen has stepped up. Look at our pitching:

Pedro (once he returns)
El Duque
Maine
Trachsel (bitch about him as much as you want, but he wins)
Bannister (has to be ready to go any time now right?)
Pelfrey (call him up)

This isn't the Yankees with their two person starting pitching staff.
 
The Frankman said:
Y'know the upcoming playoff Post War between Yankee fans, Mets fans, Red Sox and White Sox fans will be awesome.

You know, **** this tight wildcard race and Detroit. I miss the days of leading wire to wire and having a 10 game lead =(



And the Glavine story isn't complete bullshit:

Tom Glavine's health and his season are in jeopardy, a potentially crushing blow to the pitcher as well as to the Mets' World Series ambitions, the Daily News has learned. Sources said the southpaw has experienced coldness in a finger on his pitching hand, and that the cause of the alarming condition isn't yet known.

The 287-game winner is scheduled for a CT scan tomorrow, while an angiogram is planned for Wednesday.

Doctors are unsure whether the problem is related to a blood clot or possibly a "knot" in an artery near his left shoulder. Depending on the diagnosis, Glavine could miss little time or the rest of the season. The "knot" could require invasive surgery, while a clot might be able to be dissolved and limit the time lost.


Also, Mattingly has a big heart:

Gammons spoke with Joe Torre and Brian Cashman in the Yankees' clubhouse, but was particularly interested in seeing hitting coach Don Mattingly. Mattingly sent Gammons a silver cross necklace while he was in the hospital along with a get-well note. The cross was a gift Mattingly had received from his wife, Kim, and worn for several years.

"The day I got it and put it on in the hospital was the day I turned around," Gammons said. "He and Kim are pretty unbelievable."

Mattingly said he and Gammons have known each other since Gammons wrote a story on him for Sports Illustrated.

"I don't know what made me do it," Mattingly said. "I was just moved to do it."
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
WHAT SAY YOU METSIES? is it over? WFAN is gonna be fun to listen to tomorrow.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLOOOO EVERYBOOOODDDY
Mike: ehhhhhh
Chris: Oh boy, Glavine, oh boy. HAHAHAHAH Mets fans calling in shortly HAHAHAHA what ya say, metsies?
Mike: Dehr done.
Chris: Eeeeeecccchhhh ehhhhhhhh hahahahahaha *snort* eeeccch screech
Mike: huhuh Day wernt done befohr, dey done now.
Chris: Glavine's arm is like a sandwich
Mike: ehh?
Chris: Like all hard and sticky.
Mike: doggy huhuhuhuh ehhhhh *drinks coke* Ya not gonna win dat one, dog.
Chris: This is good for the Giants and the Phillies.
Mike: Philles awful huhuh.
Chris: Let's talk about the phillies for six hours. Now taking calls.
 
siamesedreamer said:
According to an unofficial source (Tommy Glavine's brother in law) he has a blood clot in his arm, is having season ending surgery, and his career is in jeopardy.

FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK NOOOOO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Qwerty710710, it hasn't gotten that far. Do not believe what you quoted.

I am sorry I was not in the War Room for the 12:30 meeting. As more info comes in about the situation I will release a statement after the Mets game. I will not answer any Glavine questions until then ...

- The Frankman, unoffficial leader of DeGeneration Mets
 
El Duque stealing third almost made my head explode out of pure WTF



edit: Hey Leyland, thanks for leaving Bonderman in 2 innings longer than he should have been and probably throwing this game away
 
jeso cristo bedard.

when i need pitching the most they all stink it up. i need to beat astro ladder! speaking of which where the hell has he been?
 
DMczaf said:
moyer-durochik.jpg


I will remember you....

226moyer.jpg


Will you remember me?

MoyerJamie03.jpg


Don't let your life pass you by...

371383_moyer-face.JPG


Weep not for the memories.

:(

That bitch turned down a chance to play for the Stros last year...

hope he has fun in hell*



*Citizens Bank Park home of nutty Philles fans.
 
Ozzie with another outburst that I actually agree with:

Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan accused the South Siders of stealing signs during a three-game June mauling in which the White Sox outscored the Cardinals, 34-11.

Detroit felt Justin Verlander was tipping pitches, following the White Sox third straight drubbing of the Rookie of the Year and Cy Young candidate in the American League. Even John Henry, Boston's owner, made a statement that he thought the White Sox were stealing signs at home while watching a game they were playing against the Yankees, a comment made in an article running in the Aug. 10 edition of the Boston Globe.

Apparently, Guillen had heard enough.

"Good, I hope it keeps happening," said Guillen of the cheating allegations. "What happened in the playoffs and World Series? We won 1-0, 2-1. We won so many one-run games, more than anyone in baseball.

"You look at our Nos. 3, 4 and 5 hitters, they are the best in baseball. If we're cheating, how come we don't help Brian Anderson or [Juan] Uribe? If we're going to cheat, we're not just going to cheat for a few guys. Why is Brian Anderson having such a hard time to perform?

"[Jim] Thome has 30-some home runs just because? He has 30 home runs every year, off the bat. We're cheating on the mound? Our pitching staff gets beat up once in a while. They're mad. They can't admit that a Latino kicked their [tail].

"Then, the owner in Boston, he said we were cheating," Guillen added. "He doesn't even know what a field looks like."


This particular diatribe didn't stop there. It also included praise for Minnesota manager Ron Gardenhire, who Guillen said he simply worries about competing against and doesn't look for reasons why his team lost to the Twins. He also reminded everyone of his support for the Twins back in April -- even after the White Sox swept a three-game series in Chicago.

His most pointed commentary, though, might have been saved for the NL Central -- a division against which the White Sox posted a 14-4 Interleague record. Guillen reiterated how facing pitchers such as Johan Santana, C.C. Sabathia, Verlander and Kenny Rogers prepares a team to face lesser competition.

And in Guillen's esteemed opinion, the NL Central features far lesser competition.

"If we played National League teams, the Central Division, we might win 150 games in that league," Guillen said. "They think I cheat? The American League Central? That's baseball right here. Go hard one after another.

"I don't know about the other [National League] divisions, but the Central? Oh, please. We went to Cincinnati, and what's his name, [Aaron] Harang? That's the best guy we faced. The American League Central dominates because we have the best pitching."


Guillen's statements were variations of earlier-expressed sentiments. But with Guillen, no two interview sessions ever feature the same exact material.
 
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