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Official MLB Thread - 2006 Season

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PuertoRicanJuice said:
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"Walker told me I have AIDS."

:lol :lol
 
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"Your jealous taunts and a blood clot won't stop me from a playoff appearance and building homes for needy families . . . AT THE SAME TIME."

Remember children, blood thinners so TOTALLY own blood clots.
 
captmcblack said:
When Tom Glavine dies, I'm gonna come and laugh at you in S150. :lol
A) You're a horrible human being.
B) When DON'T your interrupt my work and laugh at me?

Glavine's left middle finger and index finger were diagnosed in 1990 with Raynaud's, a condition caused by poor circulation that leads to numbness and coldness.
PuertoRicanJuice, what was THAT Glavine image? Disdain for my post?
 
so we managed to put troops all the way just outside yawkey way. we're a stone's throw away from taking everything. the red loyalist threw a lot arty and nape at us today, they hit us hard for a bit but thank god for the G.I.A.MBeast tanks, those boys absolutely demolished everything in it's path.
i mean, i almost felt sorry for those sawkies, almost. afterwards whatever survivors were left we rounded up and took as prisoners. they were a sorry bunch.... ragged uniforms, bloody white socks, their "yankees suck" uniforms all torn... they looked like clam chowder left out of the fridge... and the smell of the demoralized, i'll never forget the smell..... i think we're just about done here, thank god i say.
 
My only regret is that I don't have the time/skill to make a gif of Tom Glavine's arm melting/exploding, or a YTMND in which Tom Glavine is bitten by Magic Johnson.
 
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"I'm hear to announce that there is a $50,000 reward to whoever brings captmcblack to me alive. So I can take a baseball bat to his face. Repeatedly."
 
captmcblack said:
My only regret is that I don't have the skill of The Frankman so I can make a gif of Tom Glavine's arm melting/exploding, or a YTMND in which Tom Glavine is bitten by Magic Johnson.
Fixed.

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"We regret to inform that a grevious error may have been made, and we are investigating alleged ties to GAF poster PuertRicanJuice and the Yankee organization. We will release a statement tomorrow night."
 
captmcblack said:
My only regret is that I don't have the time/skill to make a gif of Tom Glavine's arm melting/exploding, or a YTMND in which Tom Glavine is bitten by Magic Johnson.


as an officer, i believe you are pretty close to breaking the first article of the geneva-queens convention. "no taunting of players with potential life threatening injury"
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
as an officer, i believe you are pretty close to breaking the first article of the geneva-queens convention. "no taunting of players with potential life threatening injury"
I'm this close to kicking his butt myself. I should've done it Friday but I didn't want to embarass him in PRIMETIME.
 
The Frankman said:
I'm this close to kicking his butt myself. I should've done it Friday but I didn't want to embarass him in PRIMETIME.


be advised frankman that an attack on captmblack, a menber of the yankee high council would be seen as a provocative and hostile act which would put our troops on red alert. proceed with caution.
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
as an officer, i believe you are pretty close to breaking the first article of the geneva-queens convention. "no taunting of players with potential life threatening injury"

Sorry, sir.
...I just got carried away. The taste of Boston's blood...

also, LOL @ frank
 
captmcblack said:
Sorry, sir.
...I just got carried away. The taste of Boston's blood...

also, LOL @ frank


also, i've been hearing some reports of troops taunting red loyalits fans, slicing ears off.. that sort of thing. what have you heard?
 
BLUE HAT ONE BLUE HAT ONE!!! THIS IS YANKEE ALPHA SIX !! GET THE G.I.A.M.Beasts up here, CAPTMBLACK, GET THE SIXTY UP ON THE LINE!!!!! get me some god damn light up on the perimeter!!!!

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evil solrac v3.0 said:
be advised frankman that an attack on captmblack, a menber of the yankee high council would be seen as a provocative and hostile act which would put our troops on red alert. proceed with caution.
Then I guess you guys should sanction me (since I've done kicked his butt 10 times already).

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Oh waitaminute, your army is outnumbered by DeGeneration Mets!! I guess this means you need to mind yours and shut up, fool! If my army was outnumbered I'd be veeerryy quiet, like a BALCO rep at HGiambiH's hearing. Shoot Evil Solrac, think I'm taking orders from a guy sporting a Gay-Rod avi? I would just:

SHUT
THE
F***
UP


Damn, my team is 75-48 man! We cleaning house!!! We just had a goddamn 1986 celebration Saturday!!! I got a joint Coalition of the Amazins' here ready to strike! I got at least 10 GAF posters, 3 potential MVP candidates, a Cy Young candidate, a possible NL Rolaids Relief award winner, a Viagra Comeback Player of the Year candidate, and a Rookie of the Year candidate coming to lay the SMACKETH DOWNETH!! What you got? Shoot, advising me when he can't keep his rabblerousers in line . . .
 
Joe said:
if josh beckett ever learns how to pitch, he's gonna be a scary dude. how long did the red sox sign him for?

He's signed for the next three years. I have faith that he will not pitch like a retard next season. Surely getting his head handed to him for a full season in the AL will inspire him to take a different approach to his game.
 
The Frankman said:
Then I guess you guys should sanction me (since I've done kicked his butt 10 times already).

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Oh waitaminute, your army is outnumbered by DeGeneration Mets!! I guess this means you need to mind yours and shut up, fool! If my army was outnumbered I'd be veeerryy quiet, like a BALCO rep at HGiambiH's hearing. Shoot Evil Solrac, think I'm taking orders from a guy sporting a Gay-Rod avi? I would just:

SHUT
THE
F***
UP


Damn, my team is 75-48 man! We cleaning house!!! We just had a goddamn 1986 celebration Saturday!!! I got a joint Coalition of the Amazins' here ready to strike! I got at least 10 GAF posters, 3 potential MVP candidates, a Cy Young candidate, a possible NL Rolaids Relief award winner, a Viagra Comeback Player of the Year candidate, and a Rookie of the Year candidate coming to lay the SMACKETH DOWNETH!! What you got? Shoot, advising me when he can't keep his rabblerousers in line . . .



you can have as many as you want, but our men are far better trained and our technology far outpaces yours. not tom mention we don't have any bandwagon jumpers (kuroyume) and we have the bomb mister. so thread carefully.
 
Dr. Strangelove said:
He's signed for the next three years. I have faith that he will not pitch like a retard next season. Surely getting his head handed to him for a full season in the AL will inspire him to take a different approach to his game.


we had faith that carl pavano's anus wasn't broken either..... but i gave up on that dream.
he needs to mature-- AND FAST.
 
Bah I missed the epic matchup cause I was passed out from a whlole weekend of no sleep from camping.

Looks like I missed a great game
 
I think I know why I dont post in this thread as much...

it's f-ing Met Fest.

Living in the wonderful city of ny and having to see them on tv and hear about them on the radio is already bad enough.
 
Matrix said:
I think I know why I dont post in this thread as much...

it's f-ing Met Fest.

Living in the wonderful city of ny and having to see them on tv and hear about them on the radio is already bad enough.

Don't worry; they'll be rendered irrelevant soon enough.
 
Andre Ethier seems so damn streaky. But man, when he's on, he's on. Looks like he needs about 70 more AB to be qualified for the batting title... even if he plays for the rest of the year, it might be hard to get eligibility.

Speaking of hot hitters, can anyone believe that Freddy Sanchez (who?!) has kept his .356 average for this long? He just had an 12-game hit streak end the other day, but it seems like he gets 2 or 3 hits just about every game.
 
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