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Official MLB Thread - 2006 Season
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CajoleJuice
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"Even I can tell this Francona guy is ****ing retarded."
The Frankman
Banned
"Your jealous taunts and a blood clot won't stop me from a playoff appearance and building homes for needy families . . . AT THE SAME TIME."
Remember children, blood thinners so TOTALLY own blood clots.
CajoleJuice
Member
The Frankman said:
captmcblack
Member
When Tom Glavine dies, I'm gonna come and laugh at you in S150. :lol
CajoleJuice
Member
captmcblack said:
The Frankman
Banned
A) You're a horrible human being.captmcblack said:
B) When DON'T your interrupt my work and laugh at me?
PuertoRicanJuice, what was THAT Glavine image? Disdain for my post?
evil solrac v3.0
Member
so we managed to put troops all the way just outside yawkey way. we're a stone's throw away from taking everything. the red loyalist threw a lot arty and nape at us today, they hit us hard for a bit but thank god for the G.I.A.MBeast tanks, those boys absolutely demolished everything in it's path.
i mean, i almost felt sorry for those sawkies, almost. afterwards whatever survivors were left we rounded up and took as prisoners. they were a sorry bunch.... ragged uniforms, bloody white socks, their "yankees suck" uniforms all torn... they looked like clam chowder left out of the fridge... and the smell of the demoralized, i'll never forget the smell..... i think we're just about done here, thank god i say.
i mean, i almost felt sorry for those sawkies, almost. afterwards whatever survivors were left we rounded up and took as prisoners. they were a sorry bunch.... ragged uniforms, bloody white socks, their "yankees suck" uniforms all torn... they looked like clam chowder left out of the fridge... and the smell of the demoralized, i'll never forget the smell..... i think we're just about done here, thank god i say.
CajoleJuice
Member
The Frankman said:
captmcblack
Member
My only regret is that I don't have the time/skill to make a gif of Tom Glavine's arm melting/exploding, or a YTMND in which Tom Glavine is bitten by Magic Johnson.
CajoleJuice
Member
"I'm hear to announce that there is a $50,000 reward to whoever brings captmcblack to me alive. So I can take a baseball bat to his face. Repeatedly."
The Frankman
Banned
Fixed.captmcblack said:
"We regret to inform that a grevious error may have been made, and we are investigating alleged ties to GAF poster PuertRicanJuice and the Yankee organization. We will release a statement tomorrow night."
evil solrac v3.0
Member
captmcblack said:
as an officer, i believe you are pretty close to breaking the first article of the geneva-queens convention. "no taunting of players with potential life threatening injury"
captmcblack
Member
Why don't you have Tom come to my house to deal with me?
I'll even pay for his cab fare.
I'll even pay for his cab fare.
The Frankman
Banned
I'm this close to kicking his butt myself. I should've done it Friday but I didn't want to embarass him in PRIMETIME.evil solrac v3.0 said:
evil solrac v3.0
Member
The Frankman said:
be advised frankman that an attack on captmblack, a menber of the yankee high council would be seen as a provocative and hostile act which would put our troops on red alert. proceed with caution.
captmcblack
Member
evil solrac v3.0 said:
Sorry, sir.
...I just got carried away. The taste of Boston's blood...
also, LOL @ frank
evil solrac v3.0
Member
captmcblack said:
also, i've been hearing some reports of troops taunting red loyalits fans, slicing ears off.. that sort of thing. what have you heard?
Dr. Strangelove
I'M COOCOO FOR COCO CRISP!
SURPRISE RED LOYALIST ATTACK
I'LL NEVER DIE YOU SONS A BITCHES
I'LL NEVER DIE YOU SONS A BITCHES
evil solrac v3.0
Member
BLUE HAT ONE BLUE HAT ONE!!! THIS IS YANKEE ALPHA SIX !! GET THE G.I.A.M.Beasts up here, CAPTMBLACK, GET THE SIXTY UP ON THE LINE!!!!! get me some god damn light up on the perimeter!!!!
evil solrac v3.0
Member
Kuroyume said:
no taking hallucigenics while there's a battle going on...
The Frankman
Banned
Then I guess you guys should sanction me (since I've done kicked his butt 10 times already).evil solrac v3.0 said:
Oh waitaminute, your army is outnumbered by DeGeneration Mets!! I guess this means you need to mind yours and shut up, fool! If my army was outnumbered I'd be veeerryy quiet, like a BALCO rep at HGiambiH's hearing. Shoot Evil Solrac, think I'm taking orders from a guy sporting a Gay-Rod avi? I would just:
SHUT
THE
F***
UP
Damn, my team is 75-48 man! We cleaning house!!! We just had a goddamn 1986 celebration Saturday!!! I got a joint Coalition of the Amazins' here ready to strike! I got at least 10 GAF posters, 3 potential MVP candidates, a Cy Young candidate, a possible NL Rolaids Relief award winner, a Viagra Comeback Player of the Year candidate, and a Rookie of the Year candidate coming to lay the SMACKETH DOWNETH!! What you got? Shoot, advising me when he can't keep his rabblerousers in line . . .
Dr. Strangelove
I'M COOCOO FOR COCO CRISP!
Joe said:
He's signed for the next three years. I have faith that he will not pitch like a retard next season. Surely getting his head handed to him for a full season in the AL will inspire him to take a different approach to his game.
evil solrac v3.0
Member
The Frankman said:Then I guess you guys should sanction me (since I've done kicked his butt 10 times already).
Oh waitaminute, your army is outnumbered by DeGeneration Mets!! I guess this means you need to mind yours and shut up, fool! If my army was outnumbered I'd be veeerryy quiet, like a BALCO rep at HGiambiH's hearing. Shoot Evil Solrac, think I'm taking orders from a guy sporting a Gay-Rod avi? I would just:
SHUT
THE
F***
UP
Damn, my team is 75-48 man! We cleaning house!!! We just had a goddamn 1986 celebration Saturday!!! I got a joint Coalition of the Amazins' here ready to strike! I got at least 10 GAF posters, 3 potential MVP candidates, a Cy Young candidate, a possible NL Rolaids Relief award winner, a Viagra Comeback Player of the Year candidate, and a Rookie of the Year candidate coming to lay the SMACKETH DOWNETH!! What you got? Shoot, advising me when he can't keep his rabblerousers in line . . .
you can have as many as you want, but our men are far better trained and our technology far outpaces yours. not tom mention we don't have any bandwagon jumpers (kuroyume) and we have the bomb mister. so thread carefully.
evil solrac v3.0
Member
Dr. Strangelove said:
we had faith that carl pavano's anus wasn't broken either..... but i gave up on that dream.
he needs to mature-- AND FAST.
evil solrac v3.0
Member
and how the hell can we be on the way to 13, 000 posts? you guys wanna play GAFBALL TONIGHT?
The Frankman
Banned
I'll do it. My Snakes review is on hold until tomorrow anyway.evil solrac v3.0 said:
evil solrac v3.0
Member
uh... i dont know what to talk about though....
The Frankman
Banned
Ditto. It's late, we can do a show tomorrow since Mets are off and Yanks will finish series. We can recap it.
evil solrac v3.0
Member
The Frankman said:
fine by me.. *lobs a few katushya rockets* glavine sucks!!! *runs away*
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
I think I know why I dont post in this thread as much...
it's f-ing Met Fest.
Living in the wonderful city of ny and having to see them on tv and hear about them on the radio is already bad enough.
it's f-ing Met Fest.
Living in the wonderful city of ny and having to see them on tv and hear about them on the radio is already bad enough.
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
This may very well be the best Monday in my life.
captmcblack
Member
Matrix said:
Don't worry; they'll be rendered irrelevant soon enough.
Andre Ethier seems so damn streaky. But man, when he's on, he's on. Looks like he needs about 70 more AB to be qualified for the batting title... even if he plays for the rest of the year, it might be hard to get eligibility.
Speaking of hot hitters, can anyone believe that Freddy Sanchez (who?!) has kept his .356 average for this long? He just had an 12-game hit streak end the other day, but it seems like he gets 2 or 3 hits just about every game.
Speaking of hot hitters, can anyone believe that Freddy Sanchez (who?!) has kept his .356 average for this long? He just had an 12-game hit streak end the other day, but it seems like he gets 2 or 3 hits just about every game.
captmcblack
Member
Kuroyume said:
:lol
we'll see.
siamesedreamer
Banned
This thread has taken a turn for the best.
:lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol
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