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Official NFL Week 1 Thread! -- Finally!
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Dr. Strangelove
I'M COOCOO FOR COCO CRISP!
Madden says Tom Brady has "calm feet." Are they in any way related to Derek Jeter's "calm eyes"? :lol
Shawnwhann
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This game proves that:
Moss is still a bad muthafucka.
Brady is still the best QB in the league in terms of managing and winning games.
Pats will be in good shape for defending their tittle.
Raiders D is still pathetic, and they will never lose their ability to screw themselves with dumb penalties at critical points in the game.
Raiders O-line is inconsistent much like last year.
Oh yeah, and Collins is servicable when he has time to throw.
Raiders: 7-9
Pats: 13-3
You heard it here first.
Moss is still a bad muthafucka.
Brady is still the best QB in the league in terms of managing and winning games.
Pats will be in good shape for defending their tittle.
Raiders D is still pathetic, and they will never lose their ability to screw themselves with dumb penalties at critical points in the game.
Raiders O-line is inconsistent much like last year.
Oh yeah, and Collins is servicable when he has time to throw.
Raiders: 7-9
Pats: 13-3
You heard it here first.
Shawnwhann
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:lol :lol I cosign this statement.
FrenchMovieTheme
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not only is collins playing madden, but apparently the patriots are using the 3-man spread line cheese, cause they seem to be only rushing 3 at times and still getting quick sacks on collins.
the raiders offense looked so good in preseason too. i guess that's why no one gives a shit about what happens in preseason
the raiders offense looked so good in preseason too. i guess that's why no one gives a shit about what happens in preseason
FrenchMovieTheme
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no. there is NO excuse to allow a 3 man line to get instant pressure, i dont care who you are playing
Shawnwhann
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I love Picture in Picture. Just when I am trying to get into the Reunion show, I see the blocked punt by Tyler Braton. Lets watch the Raiders fuck themselves for the millionth time tonight. A fumble, a pick, a penalty? Lets see what happens...
Shawnwhann
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Wow...I have just been owned by Collins and Anderson. Fuck the conversion and the game is officially over.
Every time in my life I've seen a game where Madden is on the call team, it feels like Football for Dummies.
"If you're 3rd and long you gotta pass to the first down line"
"Tom Brady is such a great player. See, he completed that pass. He also jumps rope. Wow what an amazing player, and so is Brett Favre, just havin' fun and that's what football is about, slingin' and slangin'"
"That was a fantastic defensive play there by the DE....oh wait that was the DT, but you can see it was a fantastic play, great vision. He's got some great skills. You have to be a great player to make great plays"
"If you're 3rd and long you gotta pass to the first down line"
"Tom Brady is such a great player. See, he completed that pass. He also jumps rope. Wow what an amazing player, and so is Brett Favre, just havin' fun and that's what football is about, slingin' and slangin'"
"That was a fantastic defensive play there by the DE....oh wait that was the DT, but you can see it was a fantastic play, great vision. He's got some great skills. You have to be a great player to make great plays"
soulja224466
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eric johnson out? i dont forsee any problems stopping the niner offense then
WasabiKing
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As a die-hard, I show my face after a loss and not be a flat out pussy like some of these sudden Raider fans. Anyway, I expected a 20 point beat down, I can't say I'm happy, but I really expecting a major embarrassment.
Good Times
* MOSS THIS MOSS THAT - this week's NFL highlight for sure. And I'm not talking about that Rock Bottom he put on that DB during that 2pt attempt. That catch was awesome, and he faked out one of the best tacklers in the game. Thank you, fantasy points! Suck in down, Vikes, go enjoy Koren Robinson, a poor man's Randy Moss who showed up for a DUI hearing, DRUNK (Thanks Rome!)
* Rodney Harrison - holy crap, that guy on special teams laid out Chris Carr (rookie returner) with a nice over the top clothesline
* Even though it was against Raider defense, Tom Brady looked awesome. Look out for that Favre stroking in the coming years
* Kirk Morrison - #52 on the Raiders D. This guy 8 years ago was a season ticket holder at Raider games. Now he's living any football fan's passion, to play for the team you grew up playing. 6 tackles for the game
* Special Teams - Blocked punt, blocked extra point, and some bitchin' returns from Chris Carr. My hope is that they stay consistent
Bad Times
* Raider pass defense - Pats' OL manhadled the front 4. Brutal. Stanford Routt got used. They were getting KILLED on the zone and high passes from Brady
* Raider OL - well, the LT mainly. Brutal. The pass defense scared Collins, so he had the ball just a bit too long. But take them down a few secs, kids
* PENALTIES - it's not a shock, but as DM said it best last night, you guys need a ref at practice
WasabiKing said:
As a die-hard, I show my face after a loss and not be a flat out pussy like some of these sudden Raider fans. Anyway, I expected a 20 point beat down, I can't say I'm happy, but I really expecting a major embarrassment.
Good Times
* MOSS THIS MOSS THAT - this week's NFL highlight for sure. And I'm not talking about that Rock Bottom he put on that DB during that 2pt attempt. That catch was awesome, and he faked out one of the best tacklers in the game. Thank you, fantasy points! Suck in down, Vikes, go enjoy Koren Robinson, a poor man's Randy Moss who showed up for a DUI hearing, DRUNK (Thanks Rome!)
Actually, he showed up drunk for his DUI sentance.
He was to spend a night in jail, and he showed up trashed.
edit: Simmons game 1 recap/week 1 picks article http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050909
:lol :lol
(I really hope Fox is listening. Wil Arnett and Hugh Laurie in the booth together? Make it happen, Murdoch)
Netrunner2k2
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Great, but kind of sad news for some Jag fans in Florida. The game will not be blacked out Sunday! The Jags got an extention and sold the tickets needed to not be blacked out. and
http://jaguars.com/story/4640.asp
and http://jaguars.com/story/4640.asp
Ninja Scooter
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jake plummer's vision cone actually points BEHIND him, so he can do his no-look, behind the back magic johnson passes.
FrenchMovieTheme
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uh, dont forget your secondary is pure garbage. even you know that. i don't have much confidence in our receivers yet at this point, but i do know our receivers are better than your DB's. the question is whether our o-line is going to be better than leonard the drunk driving murderer little. if Rat gets time he's going to rape the shit out of you. we proved that in his first ever NFL start against the "favored" rams. i believe we won that game 30-10.... without eric johnson
andthebeatgoeson
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I think I just saw Mike Vick on the local news blaming the Falcon's loss last January on the cold weather. He says it'll be totally different now that it'll be 70 degrees in the dome.
That's about as dumb as the dirty bird.
That's about as dumb as the dirty bird.
FrenchMovieTheme
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isn't cold weather an even BETTER scenario for the "#1 running team" in the nfl?
FrenchMovieTheme
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welp, i'm off to san francsico chums. i will have pics of bulger holding his vagina on the field after julian peterson obliterates him when i return on monday
p.s. enjoy the games sunday, go niners!
p.s. enjoy the games sunday, go niners!
So you actually believe there is a chance that the weather is the TOTAL reason they lost. I too remember the "experts" talking about how windy conditions would favor the running team. Now all the sudden its the reason you lost. Something tells me Jim Mora is feeding this crap to his players. The NFC South is full of dickhead coaches. Very few head coaches in the nfl throw around bullshit excuses, the majority of the ones that do are in the nfc south.
soulja224466
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FrenchMovieTheme said:uh, dont forget your secondary is pure garbage. even you know that. i don't have much confidence in our receivers yet at this point, but i do know our receivers are better than your DB's. the question is whether our o-line is going to be better than leonard the drunk driving murderer little. if Rat gets time he's going to rape the shit out of you. we proved that in his first ever NFL start against the "favored" rams. i believe we won that game 30-10.... without eric johnson
worst officiated game ever!
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holy crap thats alot of money.. I didnt know they were worth so much.
holy crap thats alot of money.. I didnt know they were worth so much.
Ninja Scooter
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TheDuce22 said:
Jim Kelly's sitting on a goldmine!
TheDuce22 said:
I said "might" because I can not say it totally wasn't just because I wasn't there on the field playing so I can't say how it affected the teams performance. I do think they[Falcons] underestimated the impact the weather would be on them.
The only coach you may can call a dickhead in the NFC South is probably Gruden. Jim Mora has said time and time again that he respects the Eagles franchise from top to bottom and that he knows when it comes down to it the better team won the NFC title game. So don't go making half assed assumptions about coaches you don't know anything about.
I seem to remember him throwing down his headset in the middle of the game and stoping on on an eagles logo like a little baby. Then after the game he made some remark about how it wont take them 3 times to win it like it took the eagles. And all that bullshit about how they were playing with "house money". The guy has done enough to get on my bad side.
Well the house money comment was the truth and as a coach it's his job to try remove any uncessary pressure his players may be feeling. I never heard the "it won't take us 3 times comment" so I can't say anything about that, as for the stomping his headset bit, so he's a competitor and gets pissed when things go wrong in games, so what? I think you are reading more into that than there really is.
Future Trunks
lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
tmdorsey said:
Not that I'm denying this, but explain yourself, sir. ^_-
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