You got that right. Fuck the corporate mags and internet sites, they don't know shit besides making money.
I am 22 here and my man Isamu is roughly the same age. We ain't kidding around here.
Ridge Racer PSP was actually made for people like you, Uter. You know, the kind of person that is generally unimportant and often speaks their mind with so many worthless opinions and matters of facts. Namco decided that since games like Rage Racer and Ridge Racer V Max Tour mode were too hard for people like you, they took it upon themselves to create a curious george style racing game, you know... for yellow cowboy hat wearing, monkey loving peices of dog shit. That game is indeed Ridge Racer PSP. Now, I know what you're probably thinking by now... "Could Whippin Sean have finally figured me out? Is my secret no longer safe on the internet... should I just give up and bring out the pistol to my tempol?"... Yes, yes and YES!
You see Uter ( god with a name that shitty no wonder you got no wit ) there is without a shadow of a doubt a growing realization here that is now harder than ever for people like you to deal with. You are finally realizing that the Whip Whip and the IsaMUUU era of gaming is rising up from the underground gaming cultures you like to call "hardcore gamers", and entering unfamiliar territories by going deep into the culture phenomenon known as mainstream gamers. You know, people like you who actually spend more than half the day on internet message boards scribbling away vast amounts of messages to one another all while forgetting one important part of your life... PLAYING AND ENJOYING THE GAMES! I know, it's such a hard concept for people like you to grasp at such a late stage in your life, but with enough time and encouragement from true hardcore games like myself and IsamUUU, you too can idolize and fantasize about series such as Ridge Racer, KOF, Tekken and Jet Set Radio.
So, perhaps you could go read a book on what it is like being a true hardcore gamer before entering a thread that is dominated by two of the worlds strongest and greatest true hardcore gamers known to fucking MAN KIND! Also, throwing an early age around to make me look stupid is like calling a retard a fucking handicap, yeah... sure... I know I'm stupid but at least I got the balls and the testicular fortitude to fess up to it and at least as dumb as I may be, I can still one up you on some fucking internet message board. Believe me... if you really knew me, and realized that ALL OF THIS was being said by the same guy, you would want to fucking kill yourself and throw up in disbelief. I am the epitome of FUCKED UP!
Take that for what it is Uter. Your very existance on this planet is now questioned by your own mind. Take heed my friend, take heed for there is a storm a brewin', and it's best to stay outta things you just don't understand. Don't fret yet buddy, I haven't even begun to undo my pants to drop a load all over your ugly face... till that day comes, consider yourself lucky I spared the shit out of your know-it-all HARDCORE GAMER wannabe mother fucking ASS, BITCH!
You can't stop the WHIP WHIP mother fuckers!
Don't even try...