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Because going with a group of buddies to a strip club is a fucking blast. Have a few drinks, tons of laughs, good times and some nice ass to boot.

You can do all of that and hit the brothel at the end of the night and have actual sex for less than you'd spend in a strip club.

 

[Bigrx1]

Why not go to a bar, have a few drinks, tons of laughs, good times, and then pick up some chick and have sex? Seems more fun to me.

My Chad level is likely much lower than yours, when I did go to bars with guy friends we never had a huddle, then "1, 2, 3, break!" and disperse in different directions to try and find the sex! We just hung out and went our ways when we were done, it was more about hanging with the guys watching a game or bullshitting or whatever.

For me going to the strip club with friends was about having a good time - it's a fun rowdy atmosphere similar to going to see a fight, it isn't about trying to get pussy, at least any time I've gone that wasn't the case. Maybe for people who go alone it is? I don't know, anytime I've gone I rarely ever saw someone just sitting quietly alone it was usually all groups of people having fun. And any time I've gone none of the people I've gone with are talking about how horny they are or how can they get fucked that night or anything either, it's just more of a party with some nice scenery (chicks) to look at. I've been with just a couple guy friends at times, a mix of guy and girl friends and other times with my girlfriend and a couple other couples - every time it was pretty much the same just chillin, chatting and laughing with fun vibes.

You can do all of that and hit the brothel at the end of the night and have actual sex for less than you'd spend in a strip club.

Never paid for a brothel no idea how much they cost, strip club typically spent 50-75 the times I went I think. Again, when I've gone it's for the fun social group aspect, was never about getting off.

 

[MetalAlien]

It's a she

Felix is that you?

 

[Berserking Guts]

Call me an old fashioned romantic, but I'd much rather watch some wholesome dp on pornhub.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Boobs are nice

I like boobs

 

[psorcerer]

There's more skill in those videos than people realize sometimes. She looks like she has studied herself on camera so much that she literally knows exactly what her face and body looks like at all times. Most people have never even looked at themselves on camera. She's got pretty much every facial expression practiced and optimized, along with solid dance steps.

And these are basically just videos of her fucking around. Wouldn't be at all shocked if she gets into professional acting / dancing.

She's natural. I know a lot of girls like these.
These people don't need to train, they notice how they (and others) look all the time.
I bet she can tell exactly what colors and styles were the clothes on people at a party when asked next day.

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

Whole lotta chads itt pretending they wouldn’t drag their dicks through a mile of broken glass just to hear this girl fart through a walkie talkie

This girl doesn’t have the copyright on being attractive.

 

[chris121580]

That was bad. Tik tok was a mistake

 

[BigBooper]

Why is life so weird?

 

[Rentahamster]

Call me an old fashioned romantic, but I'd much rather watch some wholesome dp on pornhub.

The Soylent Green processing factory is over thataway, grandpa!

 

[MetalAlien]

Yeah. I noped the fucked out. This girl looks like a child. Wtf you sickos.

No she only has the mind of a child.

 

[Richard Packer]

And the face.

 

[MetalAlien]

She has a face?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I wonder if she can prepare good tacos..

 

[captainraincoat]

much better with sound off

 

[GreatnessRD]

She also lost 60k Subs because she mentioned she had a BF, LMAO.

Number 1 rule of e-Thoting never mention having a BF.

Damn, she played herself. You can tell she's new to this and not true to this.

Oh well, she still has time for an OnlyFans.

 

[M1chl]

Kids these days....

 

[GymWolf]

To this day i'm not ever sure what tiktok is...

 

[Filth]

basically how tik tok was made

 

[RedVIper]

For me going to the strip club with friends was about having a good time - it's a fun rowdy atmosphere similar to going to see a fight, it isn't about trying to get pussy, at least any time I've gone that wasn't the case. Maybe for people who go alone it is? I don't know, anytime I've gone I rarely ever saw someone just sitting quietly alone it was usually all groups of people having fun. And any time I've gone none of the people I've gone with are talking about how horny they are or how can they get fucked that night or anything either, it's just more of a party with some nice scenery (chicks) to look at. I've been with just a couple guy friends at times, a mix of guy and girl friends and other times with my girlfriend and a couple other couples - every time it was pretty much the same just chillin, chatting and laughing with fun vibes.

I just don't see the appeal of getting cock teased all night with my mates. I mean I'm sure I'd still have fun because I'm going out with friends. But I'd rather not waste money on a strip club, that shit is expensive and so are the drinks. But hei, do whatever you want.

My Chad level is likely much lower than yours, when I did go to bars with guy friends we never had a huddle, then "1, 2, 3, break!" and disperse in different directions to try and find the sex! We just hung out and went our ways when we were done, it was more about hanging with the guys watching a game or bullshitting or whatever.

I kinda loled.

To be fair I usually don't go out with friends if my intention is to try and pick up some chick, I'd rather just go alone.

 

[OutrageousFacts]

women: "Why women hate sexualized designs in video games"

Also women: sexualizing themselves

 

[Stiflers Mom]

women with female penisses: "Why women hate sexualized designs in video games"

Also women: sexualizing themselves

I corrected that for you, my friend.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Cute. Nice body. Would hate smash.

 

[Bullet Club]

I'd eat her taco.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I have a working colleague who looked like this 8 years ago. She was quite young then.
Really drove me crazy having her around while trying to work.

Now she is 8 years older, got a bit fat, some wrinkles, and her face looks a bit like a hamster.
Not so much feeling sexually attracted anymore..

That time though, when an attractive woman is around 21 years old, they are beyond mere mortals.

 

[Faenrir]

Because going with a group of buddies to a strip club is a fucking blast. Have a few drinks, tons of laughs, good times and some nice ass to boot.

Why tf would you want to be around your buddies when sexually aroused? You secretely long for them??

 

[Macapala]

women: "Why women hate sexualized designs in video games"

Also women: sexualizing themselves

C'mon man, we know the "women" who look like this are the only one's complaining.

Attractive women don't give a fuck about women being sexualised. They like the attention from men.

 

[sol_bad]

I could watch that video all day long.

 

[OutrageousFacts]

I could watch that video all day long.

I could watch it for about 10 minutes. 2-3 times per day.

 

[Cunth]

i think those tits are fake though

 

[#Phonepunk#]

just counting my blessings for living in an era of thots freely and openly slutting it up god bless america

 

[MetalAlien]

I'd eat her taco.

Better be careful posting those pics, some people think that is what kids look like.

 

[and 3 others]

Better be careful posting those pics, some people think that is what kids look like.

Well, the mind of a child at least!

 

[Darth]

As creepy as it sounds...

She looks like she smells really fucking good.

Thanks, Joe. Good luck in November.

 

[GeorgPrime]

women: "Why women hate sexualized designs in video games"

Also women: sexualizing themselves

I dont really think about sexy when i see her.... i just find her really cute.

 

[King of Foxes]

I would definitely do a sex on her if you know what I am saying!

 

[TheMan]

lots of photos

*wipes sweat off brow with a handkerchief*

my oh my that's something

 

[appaws]

It’s a cute girl. What’s the fuss? You ain’t gonna get her.

Did she invent the OK Boomer thing?

 

[and 3 others]

 

[V2Tommy]

You should not be able to make money off just being physically attractive. It's unconstitutional!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Hard pass, that perma smirk face is not attractive. Makes girls look like they have Bell's Palsy.

Besides, I prefer them sociopathic not narcissistic

 

[and 3 others]

Hard pass, that perma smirk face is not attractive. Makes girls look like they have Bell's Palsy.

Besides, I prefer them sociopathic not narcissistic

I had Bells Palsy once, you saying I'm not attractive!?!?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I had Bells Palsy once, you saying I'm not attractive!?!?

Depends, how big are your tits?

 

[and 3 others]

Depends, how big are your tits?

About that big.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

About that big.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

She's super cute in her videos. I remember seeing something where she was on Twitch and she sounded really annoying to be honest.

Great for a f a p though.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Get the kleenex I just murdered billions of future babies.

 

[Kamina]

Nice tits, i give her that, but thats about it.

 

[and 3 others]

Nice tits, i give her that, but thats about it.

 

[V2Tommy]

Nice tits, i give her that, but thats about it.

Gayest thing I've read today.