Ok, I got to know: How does one get custom member status on GAF?

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I wonder what my tag would be like if I ever had one.
 
I don't understand tag fishing.

I joined GAF over 7 years ago and if I had to be reminded of something cheeky or stupid I thought was clever 7 years ago and have it attached to every single post it would get annoying.
 
To those who are wondering how to get a Custom Tag like me, proof "Junior Member":

1. Learn basic C++ or Java, you can't choose, if you like coffee, choose to learn Java otherwise choose to learn C++
2. Uninstall your current OS, if it is Linux, keep it
3. Install Linux, skip step 3 if you already have Linux
4. Remember, life is an illusion and it can only be dispelled by getting the Custom Tag
5. Learn to use Linux, skip this step if you already know how do so.
6. Uninstall Linux.
7. Turn off your computer. Wait a hour.
8. Bishop should show up on your monitor screen.
9. Hit your monitor with note of your hammer, if you don't have it, buy a hammer.
10. After you defeat your evil monitor infected with Bishop, go on an adventure.
11. Your computer, pc, should transform into Mini-Evilore. Defeat that Mini-Evilore.
12. It should drop 1 oz of gold, don't sell it.
13. Buy another computer with another monitor. Log in on to neogaf.
14. STAY ON MAIN PAGE.
15. Throw your 1 oz of gold to the monitor.
16. Enjoy your freedom, and you can put a custom tag from the account management.

Rate up or down, either way it don't matter, just remember me for it is I who taught you the secret. I am not responsible for your computer.
 
To those who are wondering how to get a Custom Tag like me, proof "Junior Member":

1. Learn basic C++ or Java, you can't choose, if you like coffee, choose to learn Java otherwise choose to learn C++
2. Uninstall your current OS, if it is Linux, keep it
3. Install Linux, skip step 3 if you already have Linux
4. Remember, life is an illusion and it can only be dispelled by getting the Custom Tag
5. Learn to use Linux, skip this step if you already know how do so.
6. Uninstall Linux.
7. Turn off your computer. Wait a hour.
8. Bishop should show up on your monitor screen.
9. Hit your monitor with note of your hammer, if you don't have it, buy a hammer.
10. After you defeat your evil monitor infected with Bishop, go on an adventure.
11. Your computer, pc, should transform into Mini-Evilore. Defeat that Mini-Evilore.
12. It should drop 1 oz of gold, don't sell it.
13. Buy another computer with another monitor. Log in on to neogaf.
14. STAY ON MAIN PAGE.
15. Throw your 1 oz of gold to the monitor.
16. Enjoy your freedom, and you can put a custom tag from the account management.

Rate up or down, either way it don't matter, just remember me for it is I who taught you the secret. I am not responsible for your computer.

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Being de-membered is always humiliating, so it's only fair.

Oddly, being re-membered isn't much of an event... I don't think I've ever seen a person post about it.

they try to pretend they never lost their "Member" tag
hoping that no one will remember the tag they had
but it will never be forgotten


"Member" tag is the best there is
the best there was
and the best there will ever be
 
To those who are wondering how to get a Custom Tag like me, proof "Junior Member":

1. Learn basic C++ or Java, you can't choose, if you like coffee, choose to learn Java otherwise choose to learn C++
2. Uninstall your current OS, if it is Linux, keep it
3. Install Linux, skip step 3 if you already have Linux
4. Remember, life is an illusion and it can only be dispelled by getting the Custom Tag
5. Learn to use Linux, skip this step if you already know how do so.
6. Uninstall Linux.
7. Turn off your computer. Wait a hour.
8. Bishop should show up on your monitor screen.
9. Hit your monitor with note of your hammer, if you don't have it, buy a hammer.
10. After you defeat your evil monitor infected with Bishop, go on an adventure.
11. Your computer, pc, should transform into Mini-Evilore. Defeat that Mini-Evilore.
12. It should drop 1 oz of gold, don't sell it.
13. Buy another computer with another monitor. Log in on to neogaf.
14. STAY ON MAIN PAGE.
15. Throw your 1 oz of gold to the monitor.
16. Enjoy your freedom, and you can put a custom tag from the account management.

Rate up or down, either way it don't matter, just remember me for it is I who taught you the secret. I am not responsible for your computer.

Pretty sure that's the way to get Mew in Pokemon Yelllow. A kid on the playground told me so
 
Speaking from experience I will always say be careful what you wish for. Tags can be cool, or they can be a curse.
 
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