Ok, redid parts of my profile again, specifically the parts I didn't really bother doing before, unless it was wenis™ approved:
My self-summary
You clicked on the pic of sexy and ended up here. Where is here you may ask? It's my awesomesauce profile silly, where I say totally random things that will make you explode in a fire of long lasting want and desire. Desire is a vice you say? well I eat vices up for breakfast and spit out the virtues.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing my honors in liberal arts, but other than that I am what you can call the chillest person you can meet. Like to travel? check. Play music? Check. Sports? check. Being that totally random tech expert when technology goes awry? check. You don't wanna see me with a pair of screwdrivers when I'm angry, that computer's gonna get shoved a new fan
I’m really good at
Doing those things where you're like, "damn I wish I thought of that"
Making you laugh
Making you smile
like now
constructing arguments about how crunchy peanut butter sucks
Finding stars in the most random places. Mario said he wanted he wanted his job back. I politely said, "no you plump mustache plumber."
Philosophizing about eating the red ones last. It is the most sought after question of every humans life when they eat a pack of smarties. Under what moral ground do these red smarties have to be savagely eaten last? It is a question that may never be answered
Give me a pair of sticks and my inner John Bonham will rock the set so hard, Barney will come out of retirement. Right before jamming out on the bass in one giant flash of creepy plush dinosaur music
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy filling the screen in one great giant orgy of sexiness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984 is all my mind needs. I've been interested in reading Ayn Rand novels, but everywhere I turn I'm reminded of how insanely crazy Ayn Rand is.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Wire
Music: I like too many types of music to count so I'll just relegate it to hip hop, rock, alternative, indie, electronic, experimental, jazz
....And I already listed too much, but if you were to ever get into a music debate with me my faves are currently: Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, The Roots, Destroyer, Deerhunter, and Wutang
Food: I'm not foodist, all food is equal to me
The six things I could never do without
PC
Drums
Guitar
Phone
4 things, guess I'm in trouble now
Well it seems as if there is a hidden requirement to get to 1000 words to make your profile unlocked.... sooooooo to help get this crazy limit, I guess I'll say that if I was ever put on an island with Questlove and Paul McCartney and the plane to get us off the island could only carry two people, I'd take quest every time. Sorry Paul, I hate Wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Those weird questions Okcupid makes users fill out
On a typical Friday night I am
Out of the house doing something and not on OKC durr
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I rescued a cat once
It thanked me afterward
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20-30
Near me
For new friends
You should message me if
You're cool, carefree, and wanna know more about me
you smiled
you also think about eating the red ones last
Once again, it was mostly stream of consciousness stuff, so criticize away!
My self-summary
You clicked on the pic of sexy and ended up here. Where is here you may ask? It's my awesomesauce profile silly, where I say totally random things that will make you explode in a fire of long lasting want and desire. Desire is a vice you say? well I eat vices up for breakfast and spit out the virtues.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing my honors in liberal arts, but other than that I am what you can call the chillest person you can meet. Like to travel? check. Play music? Check. Sports? check. Being that totally random tech expert when technology goes awry? check. You don't wanna see me with a pair of screwdrivers when I'm angry, that computer's gonna get shoved a new fan
I’m really good at
Doing those things where you're like, "damn I wish I thought of that"
Making you laugh
Making you smile
like now
constructing arguments about how crunchy peanut butter sucks
Finding stars in the most random places. Mario said he wanted he wanted his job back. I politely said, "no you plump mustache plumber."
Philosophizing about eating the red ones last. It is the most sought after question of every humans life when they eat a pack of smarties. Under what moral ground do these red smarties have to be savagely eaten last? It is a question that may never be answered
Give me a pair of sticks and my inner John Bonham will rock the set so hard, Barney will come out of retirement. Right before jamming out on the bass in one giant flash of creepy plush dinosaur music
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy filling the screen in one great giant orgy of sexiness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984 is all my mind needs. I've been interested in reading Ayn Rand novels, but everywhere I turn I'm reminded of how insanely crazy Ayn Rand is.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Wire
Music: I like too many types of music to count so I'll just relegate it to hip hop, rock, alternative, indie, electronic, experimental, jazz
....And I already listed too much, but if you were to ever get into a music debate with me my faves are currently: Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, The Roots, Destroyer, Deerhunter, and Wutang
Food: I'm not foodist, all food is equal to me
The six things I could never do without
PC
Drums
Guitar
Phone
4 things, guess I'm in trouble now
Well it seems as if there is a hidden requirement to get to 1000 words to make your profile unlocked.... sooooooo to help get this crazy limit, I guess I'll say that if I was ever put on an island with Questlove and Paul McCartney and the plane to get us off the island could only carry two people, I'd take quest every time. Sorry Paul, I hate Wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Those weird questions Okcupid makes users fill out
On a typical Friday night I am
Out of the house doing something and not on OKC durr
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I rescued a cat once
It thanked me afterward
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20-30
Near me
For new friends
You should message me if
You're cool, carefree, and wanna know more about me
you smiled
you also think about eating the red ones last
Once again, it was mostly stream of consciousness stuff, so criticize away!