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[Matlock]

[May 27, 2005 23:29] captainolimar2: Interested in a PSP? I'll sell it for cheap


:lol

Oh man...

 

[Monk]

Poor guy, he bought a psp.

 

[CurseoftheGods]

Can I buy pics of his "girlfriend" instead?

 

[Speevy]

:lol at thread title.

 

[Gek54]

Does the PSP come loaded with pics of girlfriend?

 

[CurseoftheGods]

Does the PSP come loaded with pics of girlfriend?

:lol

 

[Desperado]

Does the PSP come loaded with pics of girlfriend?

haha

 

[Amir0x]

Ah, olimario. So predictable.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I have one word to say:



Sucker. :lol

 

[olimario]

I hate everybody. I'm selling it to get her an awesome birthday gift that her parents haven't been able to afford since the Enron shit.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I hate everybody. I'm selling it to get her an awesome birthday gift that her parents haven't been able to afford since the Enron shit.

a tampon?

Or maybe a thong?

Or maybe a PSP?

How about some porn?

 

[Amir0x]

I hate everybody. I'm selling it to get her an awesome birthday gift that her parents haven't been able to afford since the Enron shit.

Damn, son, you'd think after you whored her out for the thing you'd be a little more appreciative of her hardwork and dedication. That shit is just cold, man.

 

[Speevy]

Noble as ever.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Damn, son, you'd think after you whored her out for the thing you'd be a little more appreciative of her hardwork and dedication.

What he says.

You're a jerk, oli. You're a real fucking jerk.

 

[ManaByte]

Damn, son, you'd think after you whored her out for the thing you'd be a little more appreciative of her hardwork and dedication. That shit is just cold, man.

:lol :lol

"I sold naked pictures of you to buy a PSP which I am now selling at a loss to buy you this..."

 

[Deleted member 1235]

does she know you whored her out to get that thing in the firstplace?

 

[olimario]

Its cold to buy her something really fucking expensive that she's been wanting for a couple years? Yeah... How fucking heartless.

 

[sprsk]

Its cold to buy her something really fucking expensive that she's been wanting for a couple years? Yeah... How fucking heartless.

you are buying her a birthday present with the money you got for whoring her out.

 

[Gattsu25]

Its cold to buy her something really fucking expensive that she's been wanting for a couple years? Yeah... How fucking heartless.

Nah...what's cold is using what you whored her out for in order to buy her gift :b

 

[Matlock]

"Hey baby, pose naked so I can get you a guitar."

 

[Kobun Heat]

How really fucking expensive is it if you're going to pay for it with the money you get for a used PSP?

 

[olimario]

It was just going to be the money I earned working for a month, but it wasn't enough. The next step was selling stuff. How anyone could spin this into something bad is beyond me.

 

[Amir0x]

Its cold to buy her something really fucking expensive that she's been wanting for a couple years? Yeah... How fucking heartless.

No, man! She bared it all for your selfish, single-minded desires... and then, this! A gift at the end or not, that you would so easily give it up shows that even going to the ends of the Earth for you is not enough!

To put it another way, she whored herself out so that one day down the line you could use that to buy her own gift! That's fucked up!

 

[Speevy]

Tell her that she's as sexy as a PSP screen. That's worth a million bucks.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Its cold to buy her something really fucking expensive that she's been wanting for a couple years? Yeah... How fucking heartless.

It's cold for you to sell naked pictures of her to get a fucking video game system for your cheap ass, then sell the game system which she allowed you to sell naked pictures of her for tobuy her a fucking present.

basically, you're treating her like a fucking object you can barter and trade with.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

you are buying her a birthday present with the money you got for whoring her out.

Seriously, think about that for a second.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Damn, son, you'd think after you whored her out for the thing you'd be a little more appreciative of her hardwork and dedication. That shit is just cold, man.

:lol If I was ever inclined to just post an emoticon, it would be for this.

 

[ManaByte]

How anyone could spin this into something bad is beyond me.

You whored her out to get the PSP in the first place, and now you're selling the PSP to buy her something...

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Someone fill me in on the whole 'whoring her for the PSP' thing.

Oli sold nudes of her for that damn thing?

EDIT: Thanks Gaime

Oli = Worst human ever.

 

[Kobun Heat]

To put it another way, she whored herself out so that one day down the line you could use that to buy her own gift! That's fucked up!

Isn't that the plot of The Gift Of The Magi, though? Or it should be.

 

[olimario]

I didn't have to convince her for the m0rphix deal. I mentioned it jokingly and she forced me to go for it. Said it would be a huge loss if we didn't as long as he didn't show anyone.

 

[Mejilan]

:lol

lolimario

 

[Amir0x]

Isn't that the plot of The Gift Of The Magi, though? Or it should be.

:lol :lol

 

[Pedigree Chum]

:lol

:lolimarion

Fixed

 

[olimario]

I'm spending the 600 I earned working this last month first and foremost. Does that mean nothing? Or will this post just be overlooked since it doesn't make me look like a total shitface?

 

[Matlock]

Oh yeah, and whatever happened to the NASA money and your Hispanic maid?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Someone fill me in on the whole 'whoring her for the PSP' thing.

Oli sold nudes of her for that damn thing?

EDIT: Thanks Gaime

Oli = Worst human ever.

Some dude was giving 1 away on OA or something and Oli provided naked pics of his girlfriend to get the free psp is how I heard the story. What I don't know is if she knows 1. that her pics were traded and 2. That olimario is a big loser.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Someone fill me in on the whole 'whoring her for the PSP' thing.

Oli sold nudes of her for that damn thing?

EDIT: Thanks Gaime

Oli = Worst human ever.

Yeah, he sent pics to morphix (whose mother won like millions in a lawsuit against a company she worked for because they didn't offer comfortable work conditions which screwed her neck up or something like that), who then sent him the money for a PSP through paypal.

Morphix actually proposed it as a joke, but when oli actually followed through, morphix gave him the cash.

 

[Amir0x]

I didn't have to convince her for the m0rphix deal. I mentioned it jokingly and she forced me to go for it. Said it would be a huge loss if we didn't as long as he didn't show anyone.

Dang, man, I think your girl gets off on that shit then. She's, like, a voyeur or something! That's...that's kinda hot! I want you to fuck her for me right now. Put a little extra push in your game just for me.

 

[Speevy]

Shall I compare thee to a PSP?
Thou art more lovely and less expensive.

 

[Mejilan]

Fixed

I liked my version better!