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Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

http://media.nintendo.com/streetteam/bios/bio_videos/bio_sea_robert_cote.mov
This was one of the Nintendo "winners" videos.
I have to puke....

neptunes · Jul 30, 2004

Killbin said:
http://media.nintendo.com/streettea...robert_cote.mov
This was one of the Nintendo "winners" videos.
I have to puke....

you have to post the whole/full link.

ManDudeChild · Jul 30, 2004

ERROR! Link not working.

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

neptunes said:
you have to post the whole/full link.

*fixed*

Chopin Trusty Balls · Jul 30, 2004

This is..... disturbing.

neptunes · Jul 30, 2004

the xbox dude is the only thing amusing part in that vid.

and his scream at the end made it worth while

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

neptunes said:
the xbox dude is the only thing amusing part of that vid.

and his scream at the end made it worth while

Yeah, true!

GaimeGuy · Jul 30, 2004

Memles · Jul 30, 2004

The editing with the...things is actually half good....but on the whole, distrubing.

Except for the voice of X-Box Console.

ManDudeChild · Jul 30, 2004

If only I could unsee that ...

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

Microsoft should use this video to sell many more Xboxes... because in no way would anyone (That's not a dork) want to be on that guys side!... *rofl*

Mashing · Jul 30, 2004

NES > Xbox... and that's a fact

With that said, I wouldn't vote for that fool though

3phemeral · Jul 30, 2004

neptunes said:
the xbox dude is the only thing amusing part in that vid.

and his scream at the end made it worth while

Yea, give that man an award! Hehe, sounds like he should be cast as the lead villian in a campy saturday morning cartoon show

Chopin Trusty Balls · Jul 30, 2004

I just realised the video is on Nintendo server.

Bob White · Jul 30, 2004

This reminds me of......

"The noise means that they're coming.......the demon beasts."

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

Fleming said:
I just realised the video is on Nintendo server.

Like I said:

This was one of the Nintendo "winners" videos.

darscot · Jul 30, 2004

Come on thats hilarious. Thumbs Up. If you don't find that funny your just in denial at your own nerd self.

Che · Jul 30, 2004

I trully didn't have the guts to see the whole vid... Sad and pathetic...

neptunes · Jul 30, 2004

just go to the end...it gets better then!

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

darscot said:
Come on thats hilarious. Thumbs Up. If you don't find that funny your just in denial at your own nerd self.

Come on, dude! That sucks! My IQ just dropped 10 points from watching that.
How much did they pay a living, conscious girl to be in their presence for more than 3 seconds? $1000? $2000?
Do you think she thought about taking her own life when the "living Xbox" actually put his arms around her? I do!
Damn, they must enjoy being virgins.

Redbeard · Jul 30, 2004

My hero

Che · Jul 30, 2004

I deleted it. I just can't.

Redbeard · Jul 30, 2004

This should be a regular cable access series.

darscot · Jul 30, 2004

Yah and you guys aren't nerds? You would never doing anything so uncool as that. Please this is a video game forum we all have a little nerd in us.

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

Redbeard said:
My hero

*rofl*

"What do you think, boys? Should we beat the living shit out of him?"

cabel · Jul 30, 2004

Killbin said:
http://media.nintendo.com/streetteam/bios/bio_videos/bio_sea_robert_cote.mov
This was one of the Nintendo "winners" videos.
I have to puke....

Thank you so much for that link. Pure comedy gold.

It's so bad, it's successfully gone around the comedy corner, and become good. In a bad, good way.

"Well, I do have proficient knowledge about video games!"

edit

Killbin said:
Come on, dude! That sucks! My IQ just dropped 10 points from watching that.
How much did they pay a living, conscious girl to be in their presence for more than 3 seconds? $1000? $2000?
Do you think she thought about taking her own life when the "living Xbox" actually put his arms around her? I do!
Damn, they must enjoy being virgins.

Jesus christ, I think you might be taking this thing a little too seriously.

Yes, they're nerdy. Yes, it's shitty. And yes, it's entertaining.

You honestly mean to tell me you never screwed around with a camcorder as a teenager and made shitty movies? How did you avoid this critical phase of life? Trust me: when you're 15, and you have a camcorder, and you're making a random movie with your friends, you don't magically produce Citizen Kane II: Totally Rosebud. Rather, you dress up in a cardboard box costume and inexplicably use a "Polling Place" sign as a "teleporter". That's just how it works.

Vandiger · Jul 30, 2004

Actually I find all those guys grotesque in thier devotion to Nintendo. I like playing video games but I'm not too obsessed that I'd start decorating my room and collecting figures of some videogame brand. I find that pretty odd, glad I'm not that caught up in that type of shit

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MrCheez · Jul 30, 2004

Ahahaha

C'mon you have to admit it's amusing. Some of you guys take yourselves too seriously.

Mermandala · Jul 30, 2004

Killbin, whose name alone informs me how "hard" he is, tell me what you were doing looking at this link to begin with? Too bad about your IQ dropping to 0. It's no surprise that excessive Nintendo fans are mush-mouthed nerds but neither is one shocked when an XBOX dilettante is portrayed as tubby and shrieky.

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

MrCheez said:
Ahahaha

C'mon you have to admit it's amusing. Some of you guys take yourselves too seriously.

Don't get me wrong. It is amusing!! After I watched it, I couldn't stop laughing, but.....daaaamn IT'S SO crappy!!!!!

by the way:
Talking about "amusing":

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

Mermandala said:
Too bad about your IQ dropping to 0.

I can hear your Nintendo-heart breakin'!

We're just here to have fun, fanboy! ;-)

Wario64 · Jul 30, 2004

Oh hell nah.

MrCheez · Jul 30, 2004

Wario64 said:
Oh hell nah.

Bahaha, best part of the video

Mermandala · Jul 30, 2004

My heart is wired with many consoles including the large black one but I'll call you fatty if you want. The only problem with your post is the classic "I'm cooler than all this shit" swagger. Carry on.

Really though, why so quick with the fanboy card? I spend the most time on the PS2. I was making fun of you, not the XBOX<-- see I even write it out as instructed by Microsoft. 1 word - no hyphen, ALL CAPS BABY!

Killbin · Jul 30, 2004

Mermandala said:
Carry on.

Thank you!

GDJustin · Jul 30, 2004

You have to admit it was pretty funny when

***SPOILERS***

his head blew up at the end.

Che · Jul 30, 2004

Killbin said:
Don't get me wrong. It is amusing!! After I watched it, I couldn't stop laughing, but.....daaaamn IT'S SO crappy!!!!!

by the way:
Talking about "amusing":

LOL!!! Now that's amusing!

RevenantKioku · Jul 30, 2004

Hey, some ladies love the dark thrust of the box.

evilromero · Jul 30, 2004

I want my 30 seconds back.

Travado · Jul 30, 2004

Some people scares me sometimes! :|

JayFro · Jul 30, 2004

That was so bad it was actually funny, but only a nerd of this magnitude would actually save a fat chick.

Prine · Jul 30, 2004

Redbeard said:
My hero

LMFAO

im archiving this pic, to use in futrure threads

Prine · Jul 30, 2004

And i got to admit, while sad and pathetic i found the Xbox voice over quite amusing.

teiresias · Jul 30, 2004

At least he didn't attempt to take on the PS2 - that would have been COMPLETELY sad then.

Sho Nuff · Jul 30, 2004

Holy shit, he sounds exactly like Scudworth from Clone High!

That was retarded fanboy crap but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Ramirez · Jul 30, 2004

That was embarassing

etiolate · Jul 30, 2004

Come on thats hilarious. Thumbs Up. If you don't find that funny your just in denial at your own nerd self.

Ditto. I like the way wimper of pain xbox man makes on the playground.

belgurdo · Jul 30, 2004

I'm just glad the computers at work have no speakers

Kon Tiki · Jul 31, 2004

I know that guy. He posts on the other Age as Delta.

Sho Nuff · Jul 31, 2004

The more I watch it, the more I find it to be UTTERLY FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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