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OMFG this damn commercial

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That one hotel commercial with the FUCKING EMO bleating out bad coffee shop level singing to the backbeat of twinkle twinkle little star...........









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Ollie Pooch

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there's an ad out here in Aus at the moment for this breakfast cereal sultana bran - its this annoying fucking aussie-accented jingle sung to the tune of 'heard it on the grape vine'

GOOD GOD

someone kill the little kids in this commercial. please.

and just to rub it in, there's a 'sequel' to the ad where they continue the song.
 
julls said:
there's an ad out here in Aus at the moment for this breakfast cereal sultana bran - its this annoying fucking aussie-accented jingle sung to the tune of 'heard it on the grape vine'

GOOD GOD

someone kill the little kids in this commercial. please.

and just to rub it in, there's a 'sequel' to the ad where they continue the song.


grah..... as if the soource song was annoying enough, I weep for u
 

Tazznum1

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I cant stop thinking about that Six Flag commercial with that old guy.


THAT F*CKING SONG WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
 
julls said:
there's an ad out here in Aus at the moment for this breakfast cereal sultana bran - its this annoying fucking aussie-accented jingle sung to the tune of 'heard it on the grape vine'

GOOD GOD

someone kill the little kids in this commercial. please.

and just to rub it in, there's a 'sequel' to the ad where they continue the song.

I swear, everytime I see those commercials (particularly the original one) I feel like stabbing a knife through my eyes and ears I hate 'em that much.
 
There's an organic food store near Rochester that plays a commercial locally. I can easily say that it's the single worst commercial (both in quality and annoyance) that has EVER existed.

I wish I could get a rip of it. It's just... undescribable.
 

Ceros

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Man omg.....the stupid Build-a-Bear Workshop has to be the worse commercial out now. That stupid girl should win honorary mention on WB's Superstar.(Her singing is THAT bad). It shows some little prick of a skank sitting on her bed listening to some crap and singing "TECH-NO-TRON-IC MACHIIIIINE!!! DIS-CO HIPPY I WAN-NA OOOH SHA LA-LA!" This is interrupted by her mom entering the room like "Are you ready?" like she's getting ready to go get a pregnancy test.(which the little slutbag should probably be doing) Instead they go to the build-a-bear workshop and she makes dumb bear that is dressed like a female pop star (how cute!). Whats worse is the fucking bear sings a recording of her fucking annoying attempt @ singing earlier in the commercial. I swear everytime I see or even hear this commercial I am closer to attempting suicide. I just want to slap the little cuntwaffle, then run over her bear with a steam roller, cut it into letters, and mail it to her with the letters pasted onto the paper in the form of "STFU! kthnxbye!"
 

karasu

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Who's that girl in the Nike Shox commercial? The one who says she'll marry anyone that can catch her.
 

Raxel

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You haven't seen anything until you've been subjected to the Lombard Direct telephone, Elephant.co.uk dance, HSA rabbit or the numerous accident claims ads that pollute the airwaves :(
 
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