On a scale of 1-10, how weird are your fetishes?

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1 - missionary vanilla sex with hand holding
2 - sex toys in the bedroom, food in the bedroom
3 - light BDSM
4 - swinging, cuckoldry, exhibitionism
5 - BDSM, pegging, rimming
6 - tentacles, watersports
7 - rape (the fetish, not the crime. consent is present)
8 - furry, anthro, dickgirls
9 - scat, vomit, beastiality
10 - pedophilia, gore, dismemberment, necrophilia, crushing

#2 made me think of Patrick, he's one kinky motherfucker it seems.

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For my own desires its probably a 4-5 but hypnotic play has led me to be involved in or in the orbit of some very odd stuff.

Anyway.. this is a pretty concise map of fetishes.

I really like to know how Car Crashes are connected to Supersized Fat People. That seems like a pretty random connection.
 
lol is it ash Wednesday or something, what's with all these confession threads?

1/10 I like dicks, nipples, BDSM and nun porn
 
8-9 because im pretty sure that the fetish that warrants a 10 i have never even heard of.
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1 - missionary vanilla sex with hand holding
2 - sex toys in the bedroom, food in the bedroom
3 - light BDSM
4 - swinging, cuckoldry, exhibitionism
5 - BDSM, pegging, rimming
6 - tentacles, watersports
7 - rape (the fetish, not the crime. consent is present)
8 - furry, anthro, dickgirls
9 - scat, vomit, beastiality
10 - pedophilia, gore, dismemberment, necrophilia, crushing

ah. so i have my answer. my fetish is not quite 9
 
These scales are all over the place.

On a scale of "occasional sex toy" to "people as furniture" I'm probably a 2, 2.5.
 
I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

Being pegged, rimming, big older guys when I'm with a man (no it's not a secret, yes I have permission), making my wife lose control and squirt (yes thank you I know what it is), all sorts of things involving cum, my own or someone else's, watching, being watched, anal (giving or occasionally receiving), rimming, hands free orgasm, dv, sex in public places, prostate stimulation, hmmmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
I'd call this a 4.

Mind you, as far as watching goes I'm into all of that as well, and that's my limit. I call myself a 4 as far as watching goes. As far as doing I've done maybe 40% of it and want to do maybe 80%.

8 for me would be (warning)
long-term chastity, those weird genital piercings, the thing where they put the rod down your penis, BDSM with serious pain, etc
.
 
No higher than 3. Probably wouldn't even clear a 2. I'm not into any weird stuff.

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1 - missionary vanilla sex with hand holding
2 - sex toys in the bedroom, food in the bedroom
3 - light BDSM
4 - swinging, cuckoldry, exhibitionism
5 - BDSM, pegging, rimming
6 - tentacles, watersports
7 - rape (the fetish, not the crime. consent is present)
8 - furry, anthro, dickgirls
9 - scat, vomit, beastiality
10 - pedophilia, gore, dismemberment, necrophilia, crushing
That scale is wack. BDSM and rimming a 5? Wat? You can't rank one of the most widespread paraphilias ever at 5.
 
1 - missionary vanilla sex with hand holding
2 - sex toys in the bedroom, food in the bedroom
3 - light BDSM
4 - swinging, cuckoldry, exhibitionism
5 - BDSM, pegging, rimming
6 - tentacles, watersports
7 - rape (the fetish, not the crime. consent is present)
8 - furry, anthro, dickgirls
9 - scat, vomit, beastiality
10 - pedophilia, gore, dismemberment, necrophilia, crushing


welp

based on this scale i guess i'm around
8
 
In real life: Around a 2 or a 3. I'm a pretty vanilla gay. Stuff like uniforms, glasses, suits, fancy underwear, etc.

Fictional material: Maybe a 5 or 6. (Even that's probably pushing it a bit.) Still nothing that's too wild, and all only within the realm of fantasy.

Note: This is not according to the scale that's being quoted in the topic, which I don't agree with.
 
10 probably (though if two girls 1 cup is the bar for a ten then probably a 9 at most)

a sampling: anal, tentacles, ovipositors, public sex, some light bdsm, futa, strap-ons
10? No way. 10 would be like cannibalistic necrophilia or something truly abnormal and perverse.
 
This post LMAO - bruh I'd put that stuff as breaking the scale lol
Ditto. Going full on illegal or at least highly unethical, that goes to 11 and gets the police knocking at your door.

Uhh, probably a 2 or 3, maybe 4. There might be some odd stuff to get me aroused but I try searching online and I find some really weird shit that's mainly exasperating and kind of gross.
 
kind of surprising that furry isn't much higher on the list lol
You mean closer to 1? Not much higher to go than 8, and he was probably winging it anyway.

But short of doing that in costume that seems like it'd be rather tame. As offputting as that can be, as someone noted that's more an "exotic" fetish, so probably more odd or embarrassing than really out there. Straight up beastality on the other hand...
 
Probably 1. I love sex but I just don't see the need for anything too out there. Missionary with hand holding and kissing is the best, seriously.
 
I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

big older guys

Go on..... I uh, might just know someone who might fit that uh, bill...... >.> <.<

I myself, I'd consider myself a 1 or 2 based on JUST me. My "ideal" playtime is
a dude with a moderately sized dick starting me out with some make-out stuff, then me doggy where we then flip and my legs go on his shoulders and we finish from there, him inside just after me doin myself off.

But I'm totally willing to turn it up to 11 for other people's' kinks. I've done as many things as I can think of off the top of my head, including the brown.
 
5 or 6

Is anthro smut 6? Then it'd be 6.

On most days I'm a 3 at max though.

1 - missionary vanilla sex with hand holding
2 - sex toys in the bedroom, food in the bedroom
3 - light BDSM
4 - swinging, cuckoldry, exhibitionism
5 - BDSM, pegging, rimming
6 - tentacles, watersports
7 - rape (the fetish, not the crime. consent is present)
8 - furry, anthro, dickgirls
9 - scat, vomit, beastiality
10 - pedophilia, gore, dismemberment, necrophilia, crushing
Wait what, my dear anthro smut ranks as 8? This list is wack. Cuckoldry is way worse than looking at some of the anthro smut you can find. A lot of it is beautifully drawn and the dicks are not at all oversized and there's a lot of love poured into it.

Look at me defending anthro smut yet again because who else would waste their time on such an impossible task. &#128530;

Pegging should be 3 together with light BDSM. Femdom for the most part ranks the same.

Tentacles are just silly imo.
 
It does have that
baby snuff
scene though. There was no indication that they could heal from that.

Yeah, the baby stuff is pretty damn bad. It's just so ridiculously absurd though, so it barely registers for me as something disturbing beyond the concept. I've found myself legit unsettled/disturbed by other Uziga stuff like Death Face.
 
I don't think I the best judge of that, you should probably ask my girlfriend.. But somewhere in the middle I think. I'm (almost) never against trying stuff out which can totally lead to new fetishes.
 
If I watch porn then only with pornstars with silicon tits and other stuff. The cheaper the better.

Something something degeneration fetish or something like that.

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Yeah, the baby stuff tis pretty damn bad. It's just so ridiculously absurd though, so it barely registers for me as something disturbing beyond the concept. I've found myself legit unsettled/disturbed by other Uziga stuff like Death Face.
Of course I'm not trying to argue how comparatively disturbing Mai Chan is to the authors other work or other seminal guro doujin in general. I called it overall pretty tame for what it is and I stand by that because guro is one of my fetishes and Mai is a great example of guro in general.
and I'm tring not to look too bad here, welp too late for that

I do avoid some of the overtly bleak shit, I prefer the stories with more of a fantasy element to them.
 
I'd say a 5, or maybe a 6?

Spitting, spanking, rimming, light BDSM, dirty talk, light slapping and choking, bathing my partner, sex toys, watersports

Hand holding missionary is still pretty good.
 
On a scale from 1-10, I'd say a solid 7, maybe 8. My particular one seems a little soft but if you really think about it it pushes up the scale due to the nature of it I suppose.
 
Übermatik;221177520 said:
This thread is full of people trying to out-kink each other.

"You don't eat the pine cones after you shit them out? Weak. 3 at most."

That's why I created a scale that corrected for biases due to how grossed out or ashamed people were of their fetishes, that used modifiers >.>

The thing about fetishes is that they are...complex, sometimes. It's not always JUST one thing and how people feel about things changes where they would be on a scale.

So, 1-5 for the tamer to grosser fetishes if we have to apply grossness to it, 5-10 for anything nonconsent, as nonconsent is a +5 modifier due to its actively violent or manipulative nature.

There SHOULD be modifiers for intent, how it's done, what happens to the subject.

So if you like crossdressing, that's a 1. It's super tame, it hurts nobody, it's taboo, but not even particularly weird, since at least half the population wears pretty clothes.
But if you like crossdressing in public, the modifier is exhibitionism. If you like crossdressing in public and want people to realize, that could add a modifier for humiliation. And on and on, the more specific it goes. Fetishes crossover plenty of times, so it's not always JUST one thing. Any scale MUST have a modifier based on the main fetish and subfetishes to the main fetish.

Or else we're just posting numbers.
 
I don't really see how people dressing up as cops or in leather gear and then having sex is any less weird than furries having sex in fursuit. I mean, I can see *why* people would see it that way, but the fetish is basically the same thing.

I should probably clarify that I don't do this. Fursuits are far too expensive to waste on sex.
 
I don't really see how people dressing up as cops or in leather gear and then having sex is any less weird than furries having sex in fursuit. I mean, I can see *why* people would see it that way, but the fetish is basically the same thing.

I guess it's the whole species thing.
 
I don't really see how people dressing up as cops or in leather gear and then having sex is any less weird than furries having sex in fursuit. I mean, I can see *why* people would see it that way, but the fetish is basically the same thing.

I should probably clarify that I don't do this. Fursuits are far too expensive to waste on sex.

Cops/leather gear = normal human clothing.

Fursuits = dressing up like an animal.

The idea of having sex with someone wearing a fursuit makes people who aren't furries (ex. me) think that the fetish involves liking the concept of having sex with an animal.
 
Cops/leather gear = normal human clothing.

Fursuits = dressing up like an animal.

The idea of having sex with someone wearing a fursuit makes people who aren't furries (ex. me) think that the fetish involves liking the concept of having sex with an animal.

I'd argue 'furry' needle points closer to the human side than animal given the whole bipedal thing. Exception maybe to furry of the ape variety, though even they aren't completely bipedal.

Now if they were all dressed like this it'd be a different story:

 
Guys where do I satnd?? I like lifting women up onto my shoulders with my goal being able to completely lift one above my head. It's the only reason I've been going to the gym 5 times a week the last two years.
 
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