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[VanquishUK]

10

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I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

Spoiler

Being pegged, rimming, big older guys when I'm with a man (no it's not a secret, yes I have permission), making my wife lose control and squirt (yes thank you I know what it is), all sorts of things involving cum, my own or someone else's, watching, being watched, anal (giving or occasionally receiving), rimming, hands free orgasm, dv, sex in public places, prostate stimulation, hmmmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

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3

 

[Pancake Mix]

Probably a 2. Nice and vanilla.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

7? Maybe 8 depending on the partner.

 

[Symphonia]

If you've never been pissed on by your girl you don't know what living life really is

Damn straight, son.

I will join my girl in the shower most times just so she can piss all over me. She likes to be pissed on too, so I struck gold there.

 

[Malreyn]

10 probably

Spoiler

a sampling: anal, tentacles, ovipositors, public sex, some light bdsm, futa, strap-ons

nah...that's like a 3 or a 4....10's more like 2 girls and a cup

 

[Bucca]

Damn straight, son.

I will join my girl in the shower most times just so she can piss all over me. She likes to be pissed on too, so I struck gold there.

what

OT: Idk, 2/3.

 

[Pancake Mix]

Damn straight, son.

I will join my girl in the shower most times just so she can piss all over me. She likes to be pissed on too, so I struck gold there.

Oh my...

 

[collige]

nah...that's like a 3 or a 4....10's more like 2 girls and a cup

Yo come on. There's nothing even remotely vanilla about oviposition. That's about as far out as you can get in hentai terms.

 

[bebop242]

10 probably

Spoiler

a sampling: anal, tentacles, ovipositors, public sex, some light bdsm, futa, strap-ons

I score that 7ish

I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

Spoiler

Being pegged, rimming, big older guys when I'm with a man (no it's not a secret, yes I have permission), making my wife lose control and squirt (yes thank you I know what it is), all sorts of things involving cum, my own or someone else's, watching, being watched, anal (giving or occasionally receiving), rimming, hands free orgasm, dv, sex in public places, prostate stimulation, hmmmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

Now this is more of a 10.

Me? Reality=5, interest in doing=8

 

[NimbusD]

Watching stuff uhh 7-8?

Doing stuff uh 2-3

Sounds about right.

Was with a girl once who likes things in the 6ish range and that was interesting. Didn't last long enough to explore but I woulda given it a go.

 

[VanquishUK]

Oh my...

To each their own as long as it's consensual. My question is how that would work physical if you're aroused. I don't understand that.

Means he will be repainting the ceilings very frequently.

 

[Killer Queen]

How does robot have sex

I don't think someone into bestially should be complaining you human fucker

 

[How About No]

5-7

There are much weirder or more horrifying things than what I'm into

I fequent /d/ and FA so 8-9

I dunno id say 9-10 stuff isn't even allowed on d or most of the internet (thank god)

 

[HappyPuppy]

I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

Spoiler

Being pegged, rimming, big older guys when I'm with a man (no it's not a secret, yes I have permission), making my wife lose control and squirt (yes thank you I know what it is), all sorts of things involving cum, my own or someone else's, watching, being watched, anal (giving or occasionally receiving), rimming, hands free orgasm, dv, sex in public places, prostate stimulation, hmmmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

I got turned on by reading that.
I have this really intense fetish about body hair among other things, so don't know what scale am I. So I'll just say 5.

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

Spoiler

Being pegged, rimming, big older guys when I'm with a man (no it's not a secret, yes I have permission), making my wife lose control and squirt (yes thank you I know what it is), all sorts of things involving cum, my own or someone else's, watching, being watched, anal (giving or occasionally receiving), rimming, hands free orgasm, dv, sex in public places, prostate stimulation, hmmmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

This is an 8?

Shit, I'm moving myself up to a 7.5.

Spoiler

rimming is so nice, you listed it twice

 

[Übermatik]

Hmmmmm.

Weird as in niche/not the norm? Or weird as in, "that's fucked up, why is that amputee using a traffic cone?".

If it's the former, pretty high, I'd say. Latter, pretty low.

 

[echoshifting]

This is an 8?

Shit, I'm moving myself up to a 7.5.

Spoiler

rimming is so nice, you listed it twice

Once for giving, once for receiving, ha ha

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Where does loving being fucked in the ass put me? Certainly more than a 3? I just bought a new dildo for personal anal play just today.

 

[sphagnum]

Where does loving being fucked in the ass put me? Certainly more than a 3? I just bought a new dildo for personal anal play just today.

This is 2016.

-1.

 

[rocketskates]

Is jacking off to only Russian/Eastern European Chaturbate cams a fetish?

 

[ArgyleReptile]

7-8 seems like a good estimate going by the thread.

What does GAF qualify as a 10 though is what I'm curious about.

 

[sphagnum]

7-8 seems like a good estimate going by the thread.

What does GAF qualify as a 10 though is what I'm curious about.

Vacuum bed vore.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

4?

Shoes, tights, skirts, dresses, shorts. Petty much it.

My fetish revolves around clothing.

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

This is 2016.

-1.

My kinks:

Spoiler

- receiving anal. I buy anal toys to satisfy my needs.
- blowjobs are my biggest fetish. I have an addiction to sucking dick but it's pretty normal?
- swallowing semen. This kink seems pretty normal.
- having nipples sucked and teased.

Um. This all seems normal besides anal. I'm pretty boring sexually. One thing I do demand that's probably me at my weirdness is my man kissing me after I swallow his seed. How weird is that?

I'm pretty sure you're right.

 

[KDR_11k]

1 is not weird at all, 10 is what the fuck why does that exist.

That's highly subjective though... I think of myself as a 3 or so but it's probably pretty far out there.

 

[ClayKavalier]

10 probably (though if two girls 1 cup is the bar for a ten then probably a 9 at most)

Spoiler

a sampling: anal, tentacles, ovipositors, public sex, some light bdsm, futa, strap-ons

Light BDSM is a 9 and eating shit is a 10? That's quite a scale.

 

[Phu]

7-8 seems like a good estimate going by the thread.

What does GAF qualify as a 10 though is what I'm curious about.

10 is like severed limb range. I'm like a 2 on my scale.

 

[Servbot24]

I'm pretty plain, probably 3, though open at the same time.

Spoiler

One of my exes one intersex, so I'd let her peg me, which actually felt pretty awesome. That and some pee stuff are the only relatively unusual things I've done. Oh and public sex is awesome too.

Um. This all seems normal besides anal. I'm pretty boring sexually. One thing I do demand that's probably me at my weirdness is my man kissing me after I swallow his seed. How weird is that?

I'm pretty sure you're right.

No idea if it's weird, but I always kiss the girl after, I like that you can still taste it a little bit.

 

[shintoki]

Probably at least a 8 or 9. I sometimes do missionary with the lights on.

 

[Pancake Mix]

I'm pretty plain, probably 3, though open at the same time.

Spoiler

One of my exes one intersex, so I'd let her peg me, which actually felt pretty awesome. That and some pee stuff are the only relatively unusual things I've done. Oh and public sex is awesome too.

I must say, you're more adventurous than a 3.

 

[Androidsleeps]

What I did: 2
What I wanna do:

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anal, licking cum off, 3some, bi 3some, licking entire body, being tied like the pic below

Nsfw-ish
http://honeycuttshollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nymphomaniac-charlotte-gainsbourg.jpg


So you tell me

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Is 10 for people who like scat or cuckolds? We have to establish what 10 constitutes.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Depends on what we're ranking where. I mean things like mpreg and anal vore exist.

So with those as a high bar, like a fucking 4.

I'm still too embarrassed to say what any of them are though :[ /shame /shame /shame

 

[The Kree]

My kinks:

- receiving anal. I buy anal toys to satisfy my needs.
- blowjobs are my biggest fetish. I have an addiction to sucking dick but it's pretty normal?
- swallowing semen. This kink seems pretty normal.
- having nipples sucked and teased.
- men with big muscles.

Um. This all seems normal besides anal. I'm pretty boring sexually. One thing I do demand that's probably me at my weirdness is my man kissing me after I swallow his seed. How weird is that?

I'm pretty sure you're right.

You're not smothered in Crisco letting animals eat yogurt off your genitals while cops in assless chaps tase you? Sit down and let the grownups finish talking.

 

[Malreyn]

Yo come on. There's nothing even remotely vanilla about oviposition. That's about as far out as you can get in hentai terms.

I thought 10 would be more like "extreme"

 

[ericexpo]

I'm going with a 6 here. Not really hard to find what I like

 

[Syder]

6 or 7 probably.

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

You're not smothered in Crisco letting animals eat yogurt off your genitals while cops in assless chaps tase you? Sit down and let the grownups finish talking.

 

[Mass Effect]

Definitely a good 8 or 9. No, I won't tell you.

I'm gonna give myself an 8

This thread ain't gonna be any fun if it's just a list of numbers though so here we go. Click at your own risk!

Spoiler

Being pegged, rimming, big older guys when I'm with a man (no it's not a secret, yes I have permission), making my wife lose control and squirt (yes thank you I know what it is), all sorts of things involving cum, my own or someone else's, watching, being watched, anal (giving or occasionally receiving), rimming, hands free orgasm, dv, sex in public places, prostate stimulation, hmmmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

Even after reading this, I still say at least 8.

 

[Dali]

Going through and reading some of lingo, I've never really been so completely a-ok with remaining ignorant on a topic.

 

[echoshifting]

I thought 10 would be more like "extreme"

Smart edit.

Trying to establish what a 10 is will bring the lock methinks

 

[DarkKyo]

Weird? I dunno, probably about a 6 or a 7. They're too weird for me to share with most people anyways. Only one other person knows about one of them. They aren't really gross or extreme though, just weird.

 

[Crash Station]

I'd say a 7. Pretty damn weird and social suicide for some of them if people found out, but still legal (in most countries).

Edit: If echoshifting is an 8, then I'm a solid 9.5.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

To most people probably a 10.

Just a few things:
Anything BDSM
Genital torture/CBT
Urolagnia
Furries (anything artwork anyway - don't care for fursuits)
Erotic electrostimulation (particularly to genitals)
Needles
... insert 100 other things


Basically I'm into anything except poop/diapers, and the more fantastical such as vore.

 

[CadetMahoney]

Thread really needs some qualifiers:

by 4-chan standards

by Mainstream media standards

by GAF standards

by Trump standards etc.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

10 is like severed limb range. I'm like a 2 on my scale.

Like severing limbs during sex? Or just amputee porn?

The former is beyond the 10 range, but I'd say the latter is below 3-5. Unless they are doing some strange things with amputation, aren't they just having regular sex?

Vacuum bed vore.

Vore can probably change scale depending on the visuals/how far it goes.

These two comments together have allowed me to think of a proper maximum in which we can all go measure by. I think we can all safely say that Guro does qualify as 10 on the scale.

 

[Androidsleeps]

Wtf is oviposition?
Also, oral sex isnt a fetish dudes

 

[Vicetrailia]

Probably a 5. I tend to like public stuff.

 

[SamVimes]

Probably a 3 or a 2 for things I do and/or I'm interested in doing, a little higher for some fantasies that I'm 0% interested in making true.

 

[GKSilKamina]

I probably max out at a 2.

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