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Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich appreciation thread.
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AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
A comedian earlier this week said that he used to eat Oreos as a kid all the time, because he believed it was the only thing he had over white people. It took the club like a minute to get the joke and laugh. Haha, that dude was funny.
Escape Goat
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Yah, I got nothing.
fennec fox
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Could it be because there are two black cookies surrounding the white filling?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
fennec fox said:
Exactly.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Desperado said:
It was a 'you had to be there' moment.
Escape Goat
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AlphaSnake said:
After everyone laughed they realized "Hey, that wasn't funny."
God's Hand
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Escape Goat
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levious said:
Seinfeld did it better. At least we learned that the two shouldn't be put together. They cause disharmony.
Straightballin
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I love RACIST comedy its the greatest and who performs it the greatest you ask the one and only Dave Chappelle
CajoleJuice
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YES! They fucking rock! I used to buy one Oreo Ice Cream sandwich every time I went to 7-11 with my friends on late nights. But now they don't stock them anymore! I keep checking in futility though.
That's really one of the most brilliant pieces in the entire series.Teh Hamburglar said:
JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side [mumble?] It's a wonderful thing isn't it?
ELAINE: You know I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile.
JERRY: I'm looking forward to it.
**moments later**
JERRY: Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.
ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. You really should do an op-ed piece for the Times.
JERRY: Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine... Look to the cookie....
**time passes**
ELAINE: What's the matter with you?
JERRY: Uh, I don't feel so good.
ELAINE: What's wrong?
JERRY: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie.
ELAINE: The black and white?
JERRY: Yeah.
ELAINE: Not getting along?
JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there.
ELAINE: Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look?
JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Seinfeld is even funnier when read.
was good... but not as GREAT. perhaps i should treat myself to another one... my taste buds were probably just warming up to the first one Orin GA said:I just had one, it its meh. Taste like every other ice cram sandwhich thats out.
Tollhouse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oreo
agreed. they also make these cool ice cream bars that are a toll house cookie and ice cream on top (not a sandwich), and the whole thing is encased in chocolate like a klondike bar. not quite as good as the straight-up toll house sandwiches, but still awesome
Orin GA said:I just had one, it its meh. Taste like every other ice cram sandwhich thats out.
Tollhouse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oreo
You my friend are unfortunately very incorrect. Oreo ice cream cookie bar is where it's at.
Oh and listen to Mupepe - that guy obviously knows his cookie cakes. Nummy.
The crazy thing about this though is that I can't stand Oreo cookies :/ . I think I overdosed on them as a kid and now I can't even get through one
.So even though Oreo pwns Tollhouse, I've never had a Tollhouse anything. Tollhouse. I wonder what that name is all about? For that matter, what does Oreo mean? Was it some guy's name?
GoutPatrol
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I coudl really go for one of those right now...or a frozen Snickers bar.
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