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[Creaking]

You can check-out of the Winnie the Pooh flash game any time you like, but you can never leave.

 

[Conor_Fool]

I randomly started playing this game a few months ago and figured out you could fucking upgrade your stats. Got all the way to Christopher Robin without knowing that.

EDIT: Nevermind, looks like I only got to Owl. Oh my

 

[Mzo]

I got to Tigger without ever knowing there were stats you could boost with points from playing...

Pooh moves at the same speed as my cursor now, fuck.

 

[El Sloth]

Rabbit ain't shit

Got him pretty easily on my second try. Could have gotten him on my first if I didn't foul the last ball!

Get your fuzzy carrot-eating ass outta here

Edit: DIS BIRD THO

EVERYTHING WAS FOUL

 

[Overside]

Screw you, you feathered, physics defying pellet barfing, sack of crap.

I got to Tigger without ever knowing there were stats you could boost with points from playing...

Pooh moves at the same speed as my cursor now, fuck.

....
........
whelp, damnit.

 

[Übermatik]

Piglet's a smug little cunt. Fucking runt of the litter throws bullet speed balls. Shit.

 

[El Sloth]

See Owl.

Wait till you get to goddamn Owl

Y'all weren't kidding

 

[thestopsign]

I got Owl on my 3rd try. Had to hit my last 8 balls for homeruns and did it! And holy fuck, stupid fucking Tigger.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Y'all weren't kidding

The key to defeat Owl is to dismiss any hope you have of beating him.

He is a demoniacal avatar that feeds on human hope. As soon as you think you can beat him and see that you need only a couple of home runs, his powers will activate and will proceed to crush you.

Play as if you already lost, never guess how many home runs you need. Forfeit any hope and you will defeat him.

Owl knows... owl knows...

 

[thestopsign]

Actually just got 26 on Tigger in my first try, figured him out real well by the end. Beat him on my 2nd, easiest one I've done so far.

 

[El Sloth]

That's it, I'll try again tomorrow.

 

[thestopsign]

Got up to 22 on Christopher Robbins after 2 tries. I think I can beat him within 10-15 tries, but it will take a bit.

 

[TylerD]

Failed once on Piglet, once on Owl. Tigger is a bitch so far. Going to try to beat him and C Rob later.

 

[Jotamide]

I had no idea this was localized. TIL

 

[Haunted]

The game itself is one thing.

But the pictures and gifs it has spawned are just beautiful. Makes me laugh every time.

 

[mrmickfran]

Nothing will beat that Attack on Titan parody. NOTHING.

 

[Puru]

I found the kangaroo far harder than the rabbit, like i pretty much failed four strikes on the rabbit while i had to retry the kangaroo twice.

Decided to stop at owl, he drives me nuts.

 

[mordecaii83]

Tried this for the first time today, got to Tigger within an hour. Couldn't progress after another hour, giving up for the night.

 

[Kas]

Jesus fucking christ is this hard. I know that I'm better than the kids this game is meant for.

 

[CheDominik]

I was living a peaceful live and forgot about the pain until this thread got bumped. There is no way in hell I will beat Christopher Robin, but I will do nothing else on my work day tomorrow. Thanks for getting me fired GAF!

 

[donkey show]

Damn, I'm getting flashbacks of Christopher Robbin's shsicjwoaofjrbaisgrvfkvlajeyebfixjakdl

 

[Elfforkusu]

Oh god, not this again.

I never beat Tigger. That damn cat

 

[Toxi]

Still stuck on Christopher Robin... And I really have no hope of beating him.

 

[Stimpack]

The nightmares. They begin once more...

 

[Lebon14]

Was this thread revived like... 6 or 7 times xD
All the GIF make me laugh so hard. xD

 

[AbsolutBro]

That first few seconds where Pooh floats down towards your mouse cursor is fucking INFURIATING D:

 

[Kas]

After 45 minutes of playing, I think I might give up at Rabbit. Those slow then fast balls are annoying.

 

[keisuke999]

Reading through the thread, I've love the Twitch Plays Pokemon-esque lore of this game.

This had me literally shaking with laughter in my chair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10

 

[J_Macgrady]

Owl's pitches has me dying laughing. How are those throws even possible? Dude is just sonic booming these pitches

 

[BassForever]

This is truly the gift that keeps on giving, the game should be on a NeoGAF top 50/100 essential games to play and this thread should be on a NeoGAF top 50/100 threads to read.

 

[Sora_N]

Fuck you Eeyore.

 

[Overside]

The deed is done. Holy carp do I feel like a moron for not leveling any of my skills until owl.

But it is over now. The addition of skill points has enabled me to smash the feathered freak, smite invisible bullshit Hobbes, and vanquish the corpse god Cristopher Robin.

I have added his broken body atop the pile of the others, upon the ancient altar of a Mayan pyramid, where I consume the hearts of my enemies to take their power.

My transcendence is now complete, my will absolute, my power irresistable.

Face me, and you shall surely perish.

 

[Wolf Dawgz]

I'm stuck on tigger now. His balls disappear. OP.

 

[thestopsign]

Just got 27 on the Chris Robbins fella, he'll be mine soonish.

 

[SalvaPot]

relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVFL-RR4bFg&feature=youtu.be&t=6m55s

 

[Blues1990]

I can't believe it. I was able to defeat Christopher Robin.

....Now what?

 

[The Hermit]

that hard game thread lead me here... jesus christ I wasnt
The owl is beatable, but I fear what I will have to endure.

 

[ibyea]

Stupid owl and the zig zag baseball. Screw it, I need to finish my quantum homework. Grrr.

 

[Secret_asian_man]

This thread

I should get around to playing it.

 

[XxSlasherMcGirkxX]

I have never had the patience to defeat Christopher Robin. You must be 100% consistent to win. I give in to the creator.

 

[Blues1990]

I have never had the patience to defeat Christopher Robin. You must be 100% consistent to win. I give in to the creator.

 

[pip77]

I got to Piglet and failed from there.

 

[Papytendo]

Reading through the thread, I've love the Twitch Plays Pokemon-esque lore of this game.

Oh my god, could there be Twitch Plays Pooh?

 

[psaman17]

fuk you owl

 

[striferser]

Currently against Tigger. This shit is harder than Yakuza 2 homerun challenge!

 

[DOWN]

Yahoo Japan uses the old logo...

 

[CassSept]

Why was the first post deleted. It was one of the best first posts in the history of this board.

 

[plake]

Thanks for the bump! I finally get to see what the fuss is about.

 

[BGBW]

Poohdora's Box had been reopened!

 

[Tsunamo]

I had forgotten all about this until this thread got revived. The nightmare just keeps on coming back to haunt me.