CheDominik
Member
OK Owl, I will beat you! Even if it takes the whole fucking day.
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[OT] This Winnie the Pooh Flash Game is Way Too Hard for Its Target Audience
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lunchtoast
Member
So is owl just based on luck. Either it's a home run or hit. Does impact help at all?
lunchtoast
Member
N/m I got Owl. Now I'm striking out to Tigger.
grim-tales
Member
Fuck, I can't even hit the ball against Eeyore.
Why does Pooh keep moving FFS?
Why does Pooh keep moving FFS?
grim-tales
Member
Ah OK now I think I got the hang of it but its so bloody annoying when you hit it and the damn ball doesnt go in the forest or something so you lose.
I beat Eeyore! Woo hoo!
I beat Eeyore! Woo hoo!
Nothing will ever beat this.
You have taken the first steps on the road to damnation.
Look not the Christoper in the eyes, lest he pierce the truth of your soul.
And, y'know, strike you out and stuff.
Ultimadrago
Member
grim-tales
Member
I'm only just on pathetic casual tier *sigh*
Why does Pooh move even when I'm not touching my mouse?
Why does Pooh move even when I'm not touching my mouse?
Winterfang
Banned
Don't worry, just be sure to get the updates. You can hit harder and faster. Just wait till you get to Kanga for a decent challenge.
grim-tales
Member
Thank you! ^^
Anyone know what the updates actually do? I bought 3 honey pots so now I'm Level 1 for 3 things... whatever they are.
Edit: Damn I almost beat the hefalump, got 4 home runs (I think you need to hit backwards into the trees, just hitting the fence doesnt count) and couldnt get a 5th with my last few balls :x
Anyone know what the updates actually do? I bought 3 honey pots so now I'm Level 1 for 3 things... whatever they are.
Edit: Damn I almost beat the hefalump, got 4 home runs (I think you need to hit backwards into the trees, just hitting the fence doesnt count) and couldnt get a 5th with my last few balls :x
CheDominik
Member
I did it, fuck you Owl. I did nothng else but play this fucking game for 5 hours. And now I did it.
Tigger can't be worse,
Tigger can't be worse,
SwiftDeath
Member
Striped Satan awaits. Your hopes and dreams are as dust in the wind against his wicked designs.
Yeah, it's a "Home Run Derby" so you need to hit homers. Your hit will have less power if you hit the ball off-center.
Top is power, middle increases the size of the sweet spot of the bat, bottom is speed which makes Pooh follow your cursor faster.
A few people in this thread have. If you beat Christopher you get
NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!
CheDominik
Member
We're here for you fellow gaffer once you experience the Tigger
I'll try to beat him tomorrow. I gave it the old college try and I thought I had the timing down. But then I misssed one and it all went south from there.
I need a break from this game.
The good thing is after having played this game, there is nothing MLB the Show can throw at me that I can't knock out of the park.
Boomstick (Coffee Crazy)
Banned
Oh my god this thread has me in tears.
Also fuck you owl you bitchin bitch-ass bitch.
Edit: Owl is fucking with me on a personal level. He always throws the more erratic pitches first until I can't possibly pass, and then mocks me by throwing easy ones for the rest of the match. I hope you are poached to extinction you avian fuck.
Also fuck you owl you bitchin bitch-ass bitch.
Edit: Owl is fucking with me on a personal level. He always throws the more erratic pitches first until I can't possibly pass, and then mocks me by throwing easy ones for the rest of the match. I hope you are poached to extinction you avian fuck.
Parakeetman
No one wants a throne you've been sitting on!
laughed my ass off at that pic. I stopped at Tigger
adamantypants
Member
Owl is a fucking cheater. I.... How.... Fuck you Owl.
hemtae
Member
Tigger was pure, grade A bullshit. I'm still not sure how I managed to beat him but I would have put that on the achievements in my resume had Christopher Robin not beaten me and left me as a broken husk of a person.
CheDominik
Member
Why Tigger why?
26 with 4 balls left and I went: whiff, whiff, foul, rage quit.
26 with 4 balls left and I went: whiff, whiff, foul, rage quit.
grim-tales
Member
Piglet is so hard, his balls seem smaller than the others (and faster). FUCK YOOOOUUUU
My god this had me cracking up... When it flashed the triad at the end i lost it and kicked over my garbage can lol...
I'll consider this game beaten once I can look upon the face of Christopher Robin, but Tigger already has me questioning my will to live
Prophet Steve
Member
Screw this game, no way I am starting this over. I got to Christopher though.
grim-tales
Member
Screw you Piglet, the best I can do is get to 6 or even 7 with 4 balls left and fail
grim-tales
Member
Vulcano's assistant
Banned
every now and then when the devil has a shortage of souls he bumps this thread.
SwiftDeath
Member
The devil wishes he could control such evil as this
Elfforkusu
Member
God damnit, not this crap again
Sigh. Tigger beckons.
Sigh. Tigger beckons.
Winterfang
Banned
I went to a beach with a friend yesterday, then her boyfriend decided to go with us and drink the little booze we had... the my beach towel was left at home so I had to get one at my friends house, it was a Winnie the poof towel... Tigger mocking all day.
Elfforkusu
Member
Tell them that if they had played this game, they wouldn't be laughing
Tell her boyfriend to buy you booze since he drank yours. Anyway it was all a part of Tigger's plan.