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[Walter White Walker]

That pizza one is lazy, stupid, and just terrible.

Safeco Field (Mariners) has a new Dungeness Crab Sandwich that at least looks appealing:

 

[Sou Da]

How do you even eat the churro ice cream dog?

 

[arts&crafts]

How do you even eat the churro ice cream dog?

The same way I eat a Snickers...

 

[NervousXtian]

If I could afford to drink enough to get drunk at a ball game.. I'd totally down that churro dog.

I'd regret it soon after.. but I'd totally do it.

 

[Dennis]

I wanted to make a snarky comment but fuck it I would eat most of that.

 

[vatstep]

Pittsburgh Pirates, PNC Park - Cuban-Style Pretzel Dog with ham, pork, swiss cheese, Dijon and pickles.

Ugh, this looks like a fucking alien autopsy or something.

 

[Bold One]

too far folks, too fucking far, shut it down

 

[Lagamorph]

I feel ill looking at those...

 

[Mushroomer25]

New York Mets - Smores Covered Bacon

Phillidelphia Phillies - Triple Triple Burger

(Minor League) Timber Rattlers - Big Mother Funnel Burger

 

[Dennis]

New York Mets - Smores Covered Bacon

Phillidelphia Phillies - Triple Triple Burger

(Minor League) Timber Rattlers - Big Mother Funnel Burger

OK, I can't condone this fuckery.

Bacon and smores? That just ain't happening.

 

[RBH]

"I'll have one of everything!"

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Well guess I'm going to a Padres game this season...

Looks like the biggest addition there is the arrival of Pizza Port.

The brewpub's five grub and grog locations (in the Mercado, the main level, Toyota Terrace, and two on the upper level) will sell cheese, pepperoni and garlic artichoke pizza, plus their signature garlic beer buddies with ranch and marinara sauce and Pizza Port beer on draft and in cans. Featured beers are Swamis IPA, ChronicAle Amber, Ponto Session IPA, Pick Six Pilsner and an exclusive brew called Petco Park Pale Ale.

Other than that and a few other things they haven't announced their new major concessions yet.

The park's planning to make even more announcements about all new concessions soon, so we'll update accordingly.

Apparently every Tuesday night home game there will be Taco Tuesday with $1 steak and chicken street tacos at locations around Petco Park.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

All the Dodgers have this year are a couple new Lasorda Italian dishes, fried Dodger Dogs, and carne asada fries.

I want to try that Churro Dog.

 

[blamite]

The fiesta dog looks good, but the Krispy Kreme one is the best looking food I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Regiruler]

I'm not a big fan of churros myself but that churro dog looks divine.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

As usual my Texas Rangers keep on winning....the food game anyway.

 

[chuckddd]

 

[luckygodzilla]

I'd totally love to try some of that maple glazed bacon tbh.

 

[Apt101]

All of that looks like great novelty food for a ballgame (especially after a few cups of beer). Well, perhaps not the candied bacon or pizza + bloody mary combo. Those just sound gross.

 

[jblank83]

Baseball Fan: "I want some bacon but I want it all fancy-like."
Food Vendor: "I can put the bacon on a stick."
Baseball Fan: "PERFECT!"

 

[tokkun]

C'mon man.

Freeman is a football player. There are like 8 billion fat baseball players to choose from.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

C'mon man.

Freeman is a football player. There are like 8 billion fat baseball players to choose from.

 

[BigJonsson]

C'mon Jays

You need to step your game up

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Looks like the White Sox are also going to offer flights of bacon:

 

[rekameohs]

I'm totes getting the churro dog at some point this year

 

[kess]

I love this picture

 

[NYCmetsfan]

I just want a beer and hotdog

My best food experience at a sports game was having like 5 knishes at the meadowlands at a giants game. I have no idea why they were selling them but a few beers and some Jewish delicacies were god given.

 

[Diprosalic]

http://www.foodbeast.com/news/15-crazy-new-ballpark-eats/


Minnesota Twins, Target Field - The College Daze Bloody Mary is an olive-topped pizza slice inside a bloody mary.

this might be the saddest thing i've ever seen.
if you order this, you gave up on life.

 

[shadowkat]

C'mon Jays

You need to step your game up

I was just thinking this, lol.

Mind you, most of the stuff posted isn't very appealing.

 

[riotous]

That pizza one is lazy, stupid, and just terrible.

Safeco Field (Mariners) has a new Dungeness Crab Sandwich that at least looks appealing:

It's just sort of average food you can get all over the city though.

They have Sushi and Thai and all that Jazz but I usually just go with a Hot Dog as it's more nostalgic and not something I eat on the regular. I'd be down for one of these unique / semi-gross things from the... less cultured parts of the country. lol

 

[zulux21]

Looks like the White Sox are also going to offer flights of bacon:

If I get to a game I might try all but the jalapeno one, but if I recall right the bacon on the stick was either 10 or 15 each.... and I don't know if I want to spend that much on baseball park bacon when I could just go to the store and get a couple pounds to snack on at home while watching baseball.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

That funnel burger looks orgasmic.

 

[MIMIC]

this might be the saddest thing i've ever seen.
if you order this, you gave up on life.

LMAO xD

What if you order it....while wearing sweatpants?

 

[Teggy]

We went to a West Michigan Whitecaps game where I snapped this:

 

[BigAT]

Take ME out to the ballgame.

 

[SneakyStephan]

Really?
Why?

I hope they like cleaning up vomit
It looks like someone lost a bet

 

[The Lone Courier]

One of the many reasons I love baseball. Fair food without the fair.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

We went to a West Michigan Whitecaps game where I snapped this:

Almost 5000 calories?

 

[PaulExcellent]

I need to start watching sportsball.
Gonna clap like crazy after eating one of these.

 

[RedNalgene]

I will definitely be trying that S'mores covered bacon next time I'm at Citi Field, but I will say there is nothing better than a cold beer and a Premio hot sausage with onions and peppers.

 

[RBH]

Those deep fried Oreo s'mores look legit.

 

[Slayven]

that is just sad

 

[terrisus]

The Red Sox laugh at other teams' need to overcompensate.

 

[DietRob]

cntrl + F = cincinnati

no results.



i this is a war i want to be in.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

If I could afford to drink enough to get drunk at a ball game.. I'd totally down that churro dog.

I'd regret it soon after.. but I'd totally do it.

You get drunk at home or at a bar close to the stadium first.

 

[TheWarrior]

Hopefully the Yankees stay classy and keep out of this.

 

[JustenP88]

That pizza one is lazy, stupid, and just terrible.

Safeco Field (Mariners) has a new Dungeness Crab Sandwich that at least looks appealing:

Do you even America, Seattle?

 

[Machine]

For our friends from across the border in Windsor, one of the Detroit Tigers vendors sells a poutine hot dog.

 

[Allforce]

I'm never interested in this kind of stuff when I go to a baseball game. If I can even find where they're serving these crazy dishes (it's always like one stand hidden away somewhere, or in one of the restaurants attached to the stadium), the prices always turn me right off.

I don't even want to think about how much they charge for that simple "bacon on a stick" item. Any guesses? I say 12 dollars for 3 of them.

 

[pa22word]

omg so going to a rangers game this year

Fried corn on the cob is about the best thing in the world.