PA does Uwe Boll
- Thread starter ManaByte
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I haven't yet told this story in this particular thread and so...
Former GameNow editor Ethan "Stealy McGrabbington" Einhorn and I went to see the premiere for House of the Dead at the San Francisco Film Festival a few years ago. When we entered the theater, a man patted me down looking for a camera.
Later, before the show started, the cast called the director Uwe Boll to the front of the stage. Upon seeing Boll, I turned to Stealy and loudly proclaimed, "Hey, that's the cat that frisked me!"
Also notable was the one one-hundredth of a second that former Sega president Peter "Roger" Moore stood up for when he was acknowledged by Boll. And then there was a laser battle!
Former GameNow editor Ethan "Stealy McGrabbington" Einhorn and I went to see the premiere for House of the Dead at the San Francisco Film Festival a few years ago. When we entered the theater, a man patted me down looking for a camera.
Later, before the show started, the cast called the director Uwe Boll to the front of the stage. Upon seeing Boll, I turned to Stealy and loudly proclaimed, "Hey, that's the cat that frisked me!"
Also notable was the one one-hundredth of a second that former Sega president Peter "Roger" Moore stood up for when he was acknowledged by Boll. And then there was a laser battle!
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
ManaByte said:
WHERE is this hallowed footage? Someone on the net must have clipped and archived it somewhere.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Boutro, check your PM
I watched HotD twice in a row. Once normally, a second with commentary. It was the greatest laugh riot of all time and ends on the best line ever.
Roughly:
"And here we cut to a shot of the city where the game begins. Which would be House of the Dead 2. Thanks for listening to the commentary. I hope to do this again, if they ever let me make movies after this."
Roughly:
"And here we cut to a shot of the city where the game begins. Which would be House of the Dead 2. Thanks for listening to the commentary. I hope to do this again, if they ever let me make movies after this."
SolidSnakex
Member
Speaking of Uwe, here's some new shots of Bloodrayne:
Sigh...
Sigh...
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It takes some major work to make Kristanna Loken unhot, but Boll knows what he is doing.
:barf
:barf
SolidSnakex
Member
In that shot with Michelle and Kristanna, the girl in the background actually has a stronger resemblance to Bloodrayne than Kristanna does.
Uwe's upcoming projects:
Fay Cry
Dungeon Siege
Fear Effect
Hunter the Reckoning
According to Uwe, the developer of Hitman told him that if he wants the rights to that game to make a movie then its ok with him.
Uwe's upcoming projects:
Fay Cry
Dungeon Siege
Fear Effect
Hunter the Reckoning
According to Uwe, the developer of Hitman told him that if he wants the rights to that game to make a movie then its ok with him.
ManDudeChild
Member
Funky Papa said:
No kidding ... and since when does BloodRayne wear baggy pants?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
If that means biblical flows of enraged fanboys, mass hysteria and purple SSXs crying at the corners I am all for it.Laurent said:
Go Boll, Go!
SolidSnakex
Member
Another note, why the hell is she wearing a cross around her neck?
SolidSnakex
Member
Jacobi said:
While you wait, you can check out the teaser trailer:
http://www.bloodrayne.net/cgi-bin/goodies/read.asp?newsID=80
ImNotLikeThem
Member
seriousy, wtf... did this movie spend all of its design budget on getting "big" stars? its looks like the set/costume/prop/everything design of a sub-B movie. Hell "The Lord of the G-strings" spoof porno had better costumes than this movie.
