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[Matrix]

Matrix's Dad is obviously compensating for something. MAYBE BECAUSE HE HAS A VAGINA.

I think its the Texas blood in him,everything always has to be bigger and better.



Thanks Oli.

 

[Agent Dormer]

I have something to tell you, Crono!

...

I am your father!

...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! IS FLEA REALLY CRONO'S FATHER? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

 

[StrikerObi]

Guys I found another pic of Oli's dad.

That's his secret NASA way of saying "hi." It's top secret and shit.

 

[Matrix]

I like this post a lottttttt.

 

[siege]

 

[bjork]

you guys forgot one

 

[tedtropy]

Eh, I'll bite.

My dad was a police officer for the Harris County PD (Houston area of Texas) for probably 10 or so years. Now days, he's a security administrator for country commissioner El Franco Lee.

My mom mainly did the housewife thing until about seven years ago when she started working retail at Mervyns just as something to get her out of the house.

 

[StrikerObi]

 

[tedtropy]

Father took off on Christmas day 1990, draining all bank accounts, maxing out credit cards and leaving my mom $200,000 in the hole. Never saw or heard of him since.

Mother died and was cremated last month.

(both true)

Jesus. Think I'll have a drink for the both of use after reading that one. Sorry to hear about that.

 

[Willco]

 

[Matlock]

 

[Agent Dormer]

 

[DMczaf]

:lol

 

[StrikerObi]

Guys I'm sorry. I'll post in this thread for real now.

Honestly, my dad is Santa. Here are some pictures:

 

[Dilbert]

Hey, Matlock posted an animated GIF of someone beating a dead horse, proving once again that he's immune to irony!

 

[miyuru]

My dad got his PhD in Chemistry when my parents came to Canada. After that, it took a while to get a job in his field, but he now works in a uranium mine. He supervises the conversion process of uranium ore to uranium. He's also become a lab auditor and heads research at the mine in searching for procedures that will result in higher yields.

My mom was a stay-at-home mom until I was about 7-8 I would guess, I honestly can't remember, and she's been a cashier at Safeway ever since (I'm 19 now).

BTW, this thread is hilarious :lol But Oli does make a good point...but at the same time, this is GAF

 

[olimario]

Eh, I'll bite.

My dad was a police officer for the Harris County PD (Houston area of Texas) for probably 10 or so years. Now days, he's a security administrator for country commissioner El Franco Lee.

My mom mainly did the housewife thing until about seven years ago when she started working retail at Mervyns just as something to get her out of the house.

That's cool that your mom found something to occupy her time. When my mom was out of work she was bored out of her mind. I swear those 2 years my room was cleaned daily.

 

[Matlock]

 

[tedtropy]

That's cool that your mom found something to occupy her time. When my mom was out of work she was bored out of her mind. I swear those 2 years my room was cleaned daily.

She's probably one of the few people I know that actually enjoys working retail. You definately get exposed to a wide variety of people, and since my dad's a pretty over-active guy and can kind of wear thin on your nerves with time, it kept her sane.

 

[Willco]

That's cool that your mom found something to occupy her time. When my mom was out of work she was bored out of her mind. I swear those 2 years my room was cleaned daily.

HOW DID YOUR MOM COPE WHEN ED HARRIS WAS YELLING AT YOUR DAD TO SAVE ALL THOSE ASTRONAUTS?!?

"We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option!"

 

[Matlock]

Hey, Matlock posted an animated GIF of someone beating a dead horse, proving once again that he's immune to irony!

OH NO I'M MELTING

MELTING

OH WHAT A WORLD

 

[StrikerObi]

WARNING! WE HAVE A LEVEL 6 OUTBREAK SITUATION!

Somebody call the police!

ZOMBIE DEMON BITCH!

 

[Agent Dormer]

Guys I'm sorry. I'll post in this thread for real now.

Honestly, my dad is Santa. Here are some pictures:

So are you a child of



Or one of the hush hush children from

 

[DMczaf]

HOW DID YOUR MOM COPE WHEN ED HARRIS WAS YELLING AT YOUR DAD TO SAVE ALL THOSE ASTRONAUTS?!?

"We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option!"

:lol

 

[tedtropy]

Hey, Matlock posted an animated GIF of someone beating a dead horse, proving once again that he's immune to irony!

No kidding. We get it. Animated gifs are teh funny, but having to disable images just so my 56K modem won't explode isn't.

 

[Lemurnator]

My mom is a stripper and my dad left when i was born.

 

[Matlock]

No kidding. We get it. Animated gifs are teh funny, but having to disable images just so my 56K modem won't explode isn't.

 

[bjork]

by request

this thread=

:lol

 

[Baconäger]

 

[StrikerObi]

So are you a child of

Dude sick. My dad would never have sex with my grandmother. My mom is a hottie.

 

[Willco]

IF YOUR DAD WORKS FOR NASA WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!

 

[Agent Dormer]

Was this guy your dad's boss, olimario? Because he was extremely smart in the movie.

 

[Matlock]

Guys I found another pic of Oli's dad.

That's his secret NASA way of saying "hi." It's top secret and shit.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[StrikerObi]

THIS THREAD OFFICIALLY APPROVED BY CLINT HOWARD!

 

[Matlock]

 

[Willco]

CLINT HOWARD IS YOUR FATHER!

 

[GaimeGuy]

Mummy and poppy? :lol

 

[Agent Dormer]

My dad is awesome. He fights around the world!


Also, with all these gifs, it's like, this thread...

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[StrikerObi]

 

[tedtropy]

My mom is a stripper and my dad left when i was born.

Is she hot?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Damn the only thing missing from this thread is that animated gif of the two legged dog walking past the little kid.

It's always about me wanting to "BRAG"... Right...

Well you ARE a misunderstood suburban genius.

 

[StrikerObi]

 

[android]

 

[GaimeGuy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[Guzim]

 

[Deleted member 4784]

My dad is an attorney and my mom is a civil court clerk.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[miyuru]

:lol

Do you guys remember that thread where we took pics from some costume site and posted captions?

The kids costumes were by far the best. There was this one of a kid with a crown - "Now your son can be a pompous asshole!" :lol

Anyone still got those pics?

 

[bionic77]

DADDY

Graduated from UNC

Drafted by the Chicago Bulls

1984 NBA Rookie of the Year

5 time NBA MVP

6 time NBA Champ

Master of the Barkley Freak dance.

MOMMY

I HAVE NO MOTHER!

Liar.

You just wish you were Jordan's bastard child. Jordan was always smart enough to use protection. There is only one daddy in the NBA dumb enough to have unprotected sex...

Daddy's home!

Did someone mention unprotected sex?
Its back baby!