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[DMczaf]

Liar.

You just wish you were Jordan's bastard child. Jordan was always smart enough to use protection. There is only one daddy in the NBA dumb enough to have unprotected sex...

Daddy's home!

Did someone mention unprotected sex?
Its back baby!

You forgot one

 

[bjork]

Did someone mention unprotected sex?
Its back baby!

:lol

 

[Outlaw]

 

[bionic77]

You forgot one

Allegedly!

 

[Infinitemadness]

Holy shit I dont think I've ever laughed so much at a thread here. Props to Willco and Matlock! and especially you Oli...


:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

 

[The Shadow]

 

[android]

 

[Matlock]

this is the sexiest party ever

 

[mattx5]

:lol

Do you guys remember that thread where we took pics from some costume site and posted captions?

The kids costumes were by far the best. There was this one of a kid with a crown - "Now your son can be a pompous asshole!" :lol

Anyone still got those pics?

Those were the Gumby days....

 

[miyuru]

Those were the Gumby days....

;_;

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Father took off on Christmas day 1990, draining all bank accounts, maxing out credit cards and leaving my mom $200,000 in the hole. Never saw or heard of him since.

Mother died and was cremated last month.

(both true)

Shit man, really sorry to hear that.

 

[pilonv1]

 

[Boogie]

:lol

Do you guys remember that thread where we took pics from some costume site and posted captions?

The kids costumes were by far the best. There was this one of a kid with a crown - "Now your son can be a pompous asshole!" :lol

Anyone still got those pics?

FREE GUMBY!!

Anyway, yeah. My mom is a server in the kitchen of the Ontario Police College, and my dad drove car haulers. (Been on worker's comp for nearly 2 years now, injured shoulder)

 

[Scrow]

Eesh, 56K Warning

:lol

 

[pollo]

I found oli's real dad - Jimmy Fallon!

"No son, I'm not looking at you. I'm looking at the camera."

dude I gave Jimmy Fallon a lap dance once at Club avalon in NYC.
I didnt know it was him and i was dancing on the poles right next to his booth, and I was pretty fucked up

I accidentally knocked an empty cup into him and his entourage, and when I looked down it was fucking Jimmy Fallon

His body guard confirmed that it was him.

good times. :lol :lol

 

[Guzim]

Please tell me you have a bigger version.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

"Mandy Patinkin is your GOD!"

"What is your wish, my Lord?"

"Kill a hooker!"

"Look! There's one! Let's get her!"

"Money for sex! That is what a hooker does!"

"POW!"

"Why did our Lord, Mandy Patinkin, wish this hooker dead?"

"Because this is no ordinary hooker! She is made out of..."

"...DIAMONDS!"

 

[El_Victor]

This thread makes me think of that Team America song, don’t know why.. you know which one;
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

 

[Diablos]

My dad works for the government. He is currently working with a woman in Texas to arrest a peeping tom known only as "Gary," because she claims she saw him taking pictures of her as she left her boyfriend's residence after a sextacular afternoon.

 

[RiZ III]

My dad is cooler than your dad!

 

[Foreign Jackass]

My dad is cooler than your dad!

:lol That's so fucking creepy.

 

[Guzim]

aww

 

[pilonv1]

Please tell me you have a bigger version.

Somewhere, that one was for avatar restrictions. I'm going to cap their OVW entrance soon.

 

[Meier]

This thread is a

 

[Tarazet]

My dad works at Oracle on database software for supercomputers. Chances are, you rely on something he did every single day. It's only fitting that I am a complete computer klutz..

 

[Outlaw]

 

[GaimeGuy]

Can I PLEASE use this as my avatar?

 

[Drozmight]

This thread is a

Ahaha. Oh man.

 

[The Shadow]

How did exxy get into the ring?

 

[ohamsie]

well this thread sure is different from what I expected :lol

 

[Guzim]

How did exxy get into the ring?