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terrisus

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Holy crap, guys. I can't believe it's not butter!

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terrisus

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Übermatik;123650231 said:
Ahahahahaha

Someone should totally create a thread titled:

Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter"

With an OP of:

"Fuck you, it's margarine"
 
Someone should totally create a thread titled:

Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter"

With an OP of:

"Fuck you, it's margarine"

... Oh, the temptation to do such a thing... It makes me feel rather giddy~

Would I get a ban for that~?
 

Brakke

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I think that margarine thread would play, but you gotta plant a first post. Find another cheeky label, have someone post it so then the thread has a thesis: cheeky food labels.
 

terrisus

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DO IT!!!!!!!
And post about how you guys have sex 2-3 times a week. DOO ITTTT!!! The power of GAF compels you.

Well, in my case it would be wife
(I don't think my wife would appreciate me having a girlfriend >.>)

And, it would be much, much less often than 2-3 times a week :þ
 

terrisus

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And that's why you need a girlfriend.

I don't even have sex often enough to keep my wife happy, there's no way in the world I would be able to manage having a girlfriend as well :þ

Plus, there would be the slight issue of my wife murdering me >.>
 

Amalthea

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How to find the perfect girl by using livestock trading methods

another thread by the same fictional poster:

Why do girls think I'm disgusting?
 
I don't even have sex often enough to keep my wife happy, there's no way in the world I would be able to manage having a girlfriend as well :þ

Plus, there would be the slight issue of my wife murdering me >.>

How does my girlfriend live with an asexual me?
 

BouncyFrag

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If one of the big 3 (Sony, MS, Ninty) loose their head, who will be the last one standing, head still attached, to claim 'the prize'?
 

Forkball

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Real talk: I was going to make a thread after E3 titled "Why weren't there any black presenters at Sony's E3 conference?" and complain about how Sony "doesn't seem to be committed to diversity" but I feared it would be too transparent.
 
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