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terrisus
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Would you work extended hours to lengthen your work week?
I'm starting a new job on Tuesday, and it's mainly only from Monday-Saturday, 10 hour shifts. Never really done that before.
For people who work the usual Mon-Fri 9-5, would you be opposed to working slightly longer days if that meant getting an extra day of work each week?
Longer days might suck, but something tells me when Friday rolls around I'll be loving those paychecks.
Is that serious?
Yikes.
I'm starting a new job on Tuesday, and it's mainly only from Monday-Saturday, 10 hour shifts. Never really done that before.
For people who work the usual Mon-Fri 9-5, would you be opposed to working slightly longer days if that meant getting an extra day of work each week?
Longer days might suck, but something tells me when Friday rolls around I'll be loving those paychecks.
Close enough.
Is that serious?
Yikes.
Masquerader
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Christina Aguilera Poses Completely Nude While Giving Birth (mostly NSFW)
Masquerader
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Games That Have Good Graphics
Examples:
Dark Souls. Everything's really shiny, and there's a golden fat man and a lion man with a spear halfway through the game and they shine a lot.
Games That Have Good Atmosphere
Examples:
Dark Souls. Everything's rotten, hollow, and dead and this helps make the world look really realistic and eerie.
Games That Have The Best Final Boss
Examples:
Dark Souls. It's a burnt Santa Claus with a sad piano duet and he's not as strong as he used to be and something to do with cinder.
Games That Rewrote The Rulebook
Examples:
Dark Souls. You hit off the wall when you swing a weapon and magic is obviously better as it would be in real life and it's so unforgiving yet fair and you feel so sluggish and you can fight the bottom halves of undead dragons and kick their butts.
Games That Have The Best Lore
Examples:
Dark Souls. Dragons, lightning spears, butterfly-winged dragons, fire ladies, dead person with mini dead people on him, dead dragons, rise to glory, fall from glory.
"Agree with OP" is literally half of the responses.
Examples:
Dark Souls. Everything's really shiny, and there's a golden fat man and a lion man with a spear halfway through the game and they shine a lot.
Games That Have Good Atmosphere
Examples:
Dark Souls. Everything's rotten, hollow, and dead and this helps make the world look really realistic and eerie.
Games That Have The Best Final Boss
Examples:
Dark Souls. It's a burnt Santa Claus with a sad piano duet and he's not as strong as he used to be and something to do with cinder.
Games That Rewrote The Rulebook
Examples:
Dark Souls. You hit off the wall when you swing a weapon and magic is obviously better as it would be in real life and it's so unforgiving yet fair and you feel so sluggish and you can fight the bottom halves of undead dragons and kick their butts.
Games That Have The Best Lore
Examples:
Dark Souls. Dragons, lightning spears, butterfly-winged dragons, fire ladies, dead person with mini dead people on him, dead dragons, rise to glory, fall from glory.
"Agree with OP" is literally half of the responses.
HypnoDarkrai
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Stallion vs Schwarzenegger
Aquamarine
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Games That Aren't Dark Souls
Masquerader
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Aquamarine
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It's raining for some reason.
I wish I knew why.
I wish I knew why.
Freaky Fred
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Dick-shaped comet probes Rosetta
terrisus
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Dick-shaped comet probes Uranus
Freaky Fred
Banned
oh my
terrisus
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Aquamarine
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Freaky Fred
Banned
GAF let's get into shapes
then we all post our favorite shapes
then we all post our favorite shapes
terrisus
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Aquamarine
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My favourite is the enneacontakaitrigon.
Freaky Fred
Banned
you guys are squares
terrisus
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You may have a point.
Aquamarine
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Examples of great tits
Look at this soft feathery goodness
Look at this soft feathery goodness
Freaky Fred
Banned
I prefer boobies
terrisus
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Examples of great tits
Look at this soft feathery goodness
That's a nice tit there Aqua
I prefer boobies
And a nice boobie there Fred
Let me add a titmouse
terrisus
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Mmm...
Delicious...
I could just grab one in my hands and sink my teeth right into it.
Freaky Fred
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what about a red-shafted flicker?
That's not how vampirism works, terrisus. Try the neck next time. :/
Freaky Fred
Banned
I wonder if anyone has ever eaten a slippery dick
terrisus
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So that's what I've been doing wrong >.>
Oh boy, now Fred's into his comfort zone.
EightBitNate
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Is anyone else stuck with this ad?
It's been eyeing me down for the last week
It's been eyeing me down for the last week
terrisus
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Is anyone else stuck with this ad?
It's been eyeing me down for the last week
Hey Nate, your battery's at 43%, you might want to consider charging it.
Also looks like your volume's on... Don't forget to plug in those headphones!
The battery really takes a hit when you're sending out visible sound waves and whatnot.
EightBitNate
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I'm feeling so invaded right now
terrisus
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Hey, don't you worry your Central Daylight Time self any about it.
EightBitNate
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It's like you're right behind me
Freaky Fred
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The Last of Us Ads |OT| click here to pay
terrisus
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Hey man, just don't point your green sound waves at me >.>
Freaky Fred
Banned
I do love talking about fish
terrisus
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terrisus
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Alright, this is awesome.
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