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[Freaky Fred]

Manchester dog set home on fire

 

[terrisus]

Manchester dog set home on fire

That's actually how I read that thread title at first.

 

[Arkos]

It is the phone number to call in case of an emergency in the United States.

 

[davepoobond]

Tasteless jokes -- what could make them spicier?

 

[terrisus]

It is the phone number to call in case of an emergency in the United States.

But there's no "11" button on my phone >.>

 

[davepoobond]

But there's no "11" button on my phone >.>

Has anyone realized that "11" resembles two towers?

 

[terrisus]

Has anyone realized that "11" resembles two towers?

Conspiracy‼

 

[davepoobond]

Manchester dog set home on fire

Possible post reply (for both the real thread and this fake one):


That's a hot dog

 

[Freaky Fred]

Possible post reply (for both the real thread and this fake one):

That's a hot dog

that's ruff dog, fur real

 

[Brakke]

POPGAF vs FootyGAF: You can only lock up one, which do you pick?

I'm going to put this together for real. Anyone PM me images or banners if you want Presents credits. I'll probably post it up Saturday, maybe tomorrow if my plans fall through.

 

[terrisus]

Hey, you know, I'm technically part of FootyGAF...
>.>

I mean, I generally only post a couple of times per thread...
But, I am listed in there...
>.>

 

[davepoobond]

Hey, you know, I'm technically part of FootyGAF...
>.>

I mean, I generally only post a couple of times per thread...
But, I am listed in there...
>.>

Is that where you play with other people's feet under a table with your feet?

Pretty gross

 

[terrisus]

Is that where you play with other people's feet under a table with your feet?

Pretty gross

It's only gross if you don't regularly wash your feet :þ

 

[Freaky Fred]

dad is buying hard rugs, I think they're oriental.

 

[terrisus]

Warner Bros. in Talks to Acquire Entire WWF Library

 

[daydream]

We don't pat ourselves on the back enough, so I'm gonna say it's always a delight waking up and catching up on the posts in here.

Also, I'd lock up PopGAF. Bunch of dopers.

 

[terrisus]

We don't pat ourselves on the back enough, so I'm gonna say it's always a delight waking up and catching up on the posts in here.

ParodyGAF is bestGAF.

 

[terrisus]

Do you ever zoom out websites? (aka GAF at 1%)


Fava concert?

 

[Masquerader]

Warner Bros. in Talks to Acquire Entire WWF Library

Fucking pandas and their stupid fucking jointless tentacle legs.

 

[Daedardus]

Why haven't you bought a yacht yet?

It's like people are poor on here lol. Making 400k a year? How is that even sufficient to pay your groceries? I make 400k a month, which would be enough if it wasn't for those stupidly high taxes.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Is it okay to feed used condoms to your dog?

 

[Timeaisis]

NeoGAF Yacht Club | OT | $400K a year? How pedestrian!

 

[Guevara]

PSA: Don't say you live in Hawaii just because you live in Hawaii

 

[Freaky Fred]

PSA: Don't call yourself a member of parody GAF if you don't have a post on the first page of this thread.

Because you're not and it's insulting to the real ParodyGAF. Refer to yourself as a ParodyGuest

 

[Brakke]

But I'm on the leader board! I have more than 100 posts! And here's Fred calling me some Uncle Tom-ass Parodier??

 

[terrisus]

PSA: Don't call yourself a member of parody GAF if you don't have a post on the first page of this thread.

Because you're not and it's insulting to the real ParodyGAF. Refer to yourself as a ParodyGuest

Geeze, I didn't realize I didn't get in here until Page 4.

My whole life is a sham >.>

 

[Masquerader]

PSA: Don't call yourself a member of parody GAF if you don't have a post on the first page of this thread.

Because you're not and it's insulting to the real ParodyGAF. Refer to yourself as a ParodyGuest

But I'm No.8 on the post leaderboard...! I think that this has been my 100th post, and it's me saying that this is my 100th post. Poppycock, you are!

 

[terrisus]

We probably shouldn't even look at how many posts I have in this thread...
>.>

 

[Timeaisis]

I got legit sad for a second and then I saw that Hawaii thread. Haha.

I didn't join in till ya'll went community. But I've lurked since day one. Day one I say!

 

[NateDog]

Does anyone here sleep on a standing desk?

 

[Masquerader]

Does anyone here sleep on a standing desk?

... Thanks for making me giggle like an idiot when I'm going through a state of despair. I really appreciate it.

 

[terrisus]

I think I just got swindled

I gave a guy I vaguely remember, don't know how to contact, and will likely never see again $200 because he said he needed it.


Oh, wait, this isn't a parody thread... That's basically what was actually said in that thread >.>

 

[daydream]

... Thanks for making me giggle like an idiot when I'm going through a state of despair. I really appreciate it.

Are you playing Danganronpa? Hope it's nothing too bad, buddy! Stay strong!

 

[Freaky Fred]

I think I just got boondoggled

 

[Masquerader]

Are you playing Danganronpa? Hope it's nothing too bad, buddy! Stay strong!

Thanks~!

It's sort of in relation to a thread I just posted about my fears of a big 'World War' happening again. Namely, just paranoia about stuff.

... Paranoia about Trigger Happy Havoc happening, then.

 

[terrisus]

Thanks~!

It's sort of in relation to a thread I just posted about my fears of a big 'World War' happening again. Namely, just paranoia about stuff.

... Paranoia about Trigger Happy Havoc happening, then.

Memento mori.

I think I just got boondoggled

I think I just got hornswoggled.

 

[terrisus]

Why haven't you bought a PC yet?

Like, seriously, we want to stop supporting telegraphy, but we can't, since you keep using it to access this website. Knock it off!

 

[Guevara]

I haven't toasted anything in almost 8 months.

no bagels, no English muffins. Certainly no toast.

 

[NateDog]

... Thanks for making me giggle like an idiot when I'm going through a state of despair. I really appreciate it.

Hope you're OK mate, keep your head up.

terrisus Grammar Thread Urges

 

[terrisus]

I haven't toasted anything in almost 8 months.

no bagels, no English muffins. Certainly no toast.

All toasters toast toast.

terrisus Grammar Thread Urges

The urges are strong

 

[Masquerader]

All toasters toast toast.

The surprising prequel to All Dogs go to Heaven received mixed to negative reviews, with Empire Magazine stating "What", before rating it a 2/5.

 

[Brakke]

28 Days Later, It Still Holds Up Really Well

--------------------------------

 

[NateDog]

Beyoncé surprises school: teacher tells her he really liked that song with Kanye West

 

[Arkos]

Couldn't we have kept this on the down low little buddy? You're killing me brah

 

[Guevara]

The worst aspect of dieting is the social aspect of eatting booty

 

[terrisus]

LeSean McCoy gives 50 Cent tip. Later Charlie Sheen rights wrongs.

 

[davepoobond]

LeSean McCoy gives 50 Cent tip. Later Charlie Sheen rights wrongs.

Waiter does a terrible job, gets tipped accordingly. Charlie sheen comes in and gives waiter more than they should ever get

 

[Guevara]

Waiter does a terrible job, gets tipped accordingly. Charlie sheen comes in and gives waiter more than they should ever get

How's that waiter ever going to learn.

 

[davepoobond]

How's that waiter ever going to learn.

Charlie sheen hasn't learned his lesson either.

 

[Masquerader]

Is 'Drive' a classic, or just a flubby dubwub?

Is 'Drive' a classic, or just a rumbly grumplum?

Is 'Drive' a classic, or just a grubby slubgrub?

Is 'Drive' a classic, or just a bubby rubcub?

Is 'Drive' a classic, or just a sluggy bubdwub?

Seriously guys, what's a pulpy touchstone?