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[Calvero]

your mom's goty

 

[Calvero]

Is there anything hotter than my 11 year old sister?

 

[Zombine]

Is there anything hotter than a Carolina Reaper pepper?

 

[salty_Josh]

Is there anything hotter than Eta Carinae?

 

[maxcriden]

I'm switiching from windows to doors,but.....Why are they so expensive!

 

[terrisus]

McRib is back for a limited time - in Kuala Lumpur

I'm switiching from windows to doors

You got a TI-89?

 

[Zombine]

Is it wrong that I thought Eta Carinae was a Latin supermodel?

 

[terrisus]

Is it wrong that I thought Eta Carinae was a Latin supermodel?

 

[Coreda]

Woll Smoth 2015 | Revenge of the tiny face

RDJ 2015 | Everyone is Downey

 

[Zombine]

 

[Calvero]

I'm switiching from windows to doors,but.....Why are they so expensive!

i don't know why but this one made me laugh my ass off

 

[terrisus]

Sister is already dating. Only 111



When you hit 30 virgins, you become a wizard. But what kind of wizard?

 

[Coreda]

Getting raving mad txts from a girl's older bro, what do GAF?

So GAF been into this girl recently, been texting back and forth and things have been progressing pretty well. Out of nowhere I start getting these insane rants from her brother threatening to beat the shit out of me, etc. Here's one:

"I'll find where you live and beat your little ass like you beat your dick to pics of my sis at night"

WTF. Ever deal with someone like this? Not sure what provoked such a response.

 

[terrisus]

I'm going to the beach tonight, how do I get wet?

 

[maxcriden]

Metal Gear Liquid | Community | Kept you Wading, Didn't I?

 

[davepoobond]

Sister is already dating, I still don't have a girlfriend

 

[daydream]

Is there anything hotter than my 11 year old sister?

Sister is already dating. Would it be wrong to hit that?

 

[Calvero]

Sister is already dating. Would it be wrong to hit that?

sister is already dating. only me.

.

 

[daydream]

Sister is already playing Link's Awakening. Got her dating instead.

 

[Coreda]

Macs are women PCs are men, I'm switching from Windows how should I spend?

LEGITBBQ Thread |OT6| Well-done Beefcakes

$15,000 cables, this is how you stay awake at night - Official Head-Fi Thread

Metal Gear Liquid | Community | Kept you Wading, Didn't I?

👍

 

[Masquerader]

Former Valve developer rants about former Valve developers

 

[Zombine]

Former Valve dev dating my sister. She's only Half-Life 11

 

[NateDog]

This SUCKS!!! My Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing copy is glitched wtf

 

[terrisus]

This SUCKS!!! My Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing copy is glitched wtf

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***** Up

Former Valve developer rants about former Valve developers

Developers developers developers

 

[terrisus]

Democrats are unsuitable for large countries like USA. Founding fathers ****ed up.

 

[Amalthea]

Finnish banks terrorize teens by forcing them to us MS-Dos.

 

[Calvero]

It seems Pong is getting the HD treatment

 

[daydream]

Remove the 'c' and mechs are kinda, meh.

 

[Zombine]

My sister is growing more hostile toward my "console-only" mother.

 

[Cade]

My sister is growing more hostile toward my "console-only" mother.

Well... I can't blame her. Multi-platform-owning master race.

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GAF, I threw away my neighbors. Do I tell their laptop?

 

[Zombine]

Well... I can't blame her. Multi-platform-owning master race.

 

[terrisus]

Remove the 'c' and mechs are kinda, meh.

A+

 

[terrisus]

My 11-year-old sister keeps growing more hostile towards dating

 

[Masquerader]

Weak Troll Urges

 

[Zombine]

Does anyone else use Snapchat just to show girls their Cream Cheese?

 

[davepoobond]

Most mental breakdowns

 

[Zombine]

Is it true that Dave, Terrisus, and Zombine use Parody Thread Urges for their new material?

Edit: Dave, Terrisus, and Zombine offered jobs at Buzzfeed.com

 

[terrisus]

Is it true that Dave, Terrisus, and Zombine use Parody Thread Urges for their new material?

Edit: Dave, Terrisus, and Zombine offered jobs at Buzzfeed.com

 

[davepoobond]

My dream job: 27 reasons id love to work at buzzfeed (with gifs and puppies!)

 

[Coreda]

 

[davepoobond]

Does anyone else get redirected to some site called neogaf?


It's full of women and health tips and I don't want to read any of it

 

[Cade]

RUMOR: Fantastic Four in danger, Doom behind it?

 

[davepoobond]

Dr doom - phd in music only?

Dr doom - is he a dentist?

 

[hateradio]

Marvel OT | What what is that?

 

[NateDog]

Shit movies by shit directors

 

[terrisus]

Dr doom - phd in music only?

Dr doom - is he a dentist?

Doctor Doom - not actually a doctor... that's just his first name.

 

[maxcriden]

RUMOR: Fantastic Four in danger, Doom behind it?

-Cade pls; I'm laughing at work ;__;

--

I'm baby; of this, jealous?

 

[Cade]

-Cade pls; I'm laughing at work ;__;

--

I'm baby; of this, jealous?

I'll never stop.

--

I dislike "human" culture

 

[Zombine]

I find "woman"'culture highly enjoyable.

 

[terrisus]

I dislike "bacterial" culture