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[Timeaisis]

The Marth Help Thread

 

[terrisus]

Hey Atlantis, are you enjoying this "drought?"

The Marth Help Thread

 

[M0nochromatic]

Oklahoma Bill Proposes Youths Who Pester The Elderly To Be Mauled By Bears.

 

[terrisus]

"Guy Took My Spot ... So I Put Him Down Out Back in the Snow"

 

[BattleMedic]

News at 10: Gaffer makes sarcastic 'news at' comment in reply to an obvious statement.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Can we ban the "fucking" market?

 

[UFO]

So apparently birth control don't always work

Am I the only one who didn't know this?

 

[Timeaisis]

LTTP: St. Louis is the GOAT

 

[Timeaisis]

There's no way of knowing if the MENSA's spyware is on your hard drive

 

[Brakke]

If Mo'Nique snuck into your tent, and you knew it was her

 

[terrisus]

Let's discuss missionary and double-penetration in Anime regarding the "Silly Pervert".



Wal-Mart giving 500,000 pink slips

 

[Arkos]

Lololololol

 

[Guevara]

What percentage of the time you spend at work are you clapping/cheering?

 

[terrisus]

What percentage of the time you spend at work are you actually browsing GAF?


What percentage of the time you spend at work are you actually masturbating?

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whynotboth.jpg

 

[Arkos]

Really weak crowd at the theaters this weekend

 

[Guevara]

Pieces of music that cause you to stop, collaborate and listen

 

[Arkos]

Do any of you guys know this girl

 

[M0nochromatic]

I somehow got cocaine in my sinuses

 

[terrisus]

I ended up with cheeseburger in my anus



Geek elections Jan 25th 2015 - TERRISUS on course for Pyrrhic victory

 

[Zombine]

I ended up with anus in my sinuses.

 

[terrisus]

I ended up with my sinuses in someone's anus.

 

[terrisus]

Bloomberg: Apple to begin car production in 5 years time.

 

[davepoobond]

You stole my joke terry

 

[terrisus]

Joke Stealing Urges

 

[terrisus]

Girlfriend broke up with me and I am a lipid.

 

[davepoobond]

Girlfriend broke up with me and I am a lipid.

Carbon broke up with me and I am a lipid

 

[terrisus]

Does Skeeter require license to ride?

 

[terrisus]

Accidentally played music on headphones at max volume for like two seconds
Luckily, my headphones weren't plugged in
Unluckily, it was porn music

 

[Arkos]

Accidentally am Eightbitnate, What Do GAF

 

[terrisus]

Bear |OT|

 

[Arkos]

Bear |OT|

Subbed as fuck

 

[terrisus]

Subbed as fuck

 

[Arkos]

1. They're awesome
Aren't they?

2. They're scary
They're big and terrifying, but

3. They're also cuddly
If there's a bear I wouldn't hug, I haven't seen it. So this

4. Conundrum of Lethal Adorability
Causes increased interest in subject (adorable killer bears) and

5. Makes Them Even More Awesome

Discuss

 

[Calvero]

Earthbound is factually a terrible game

This had to be by ParodyGAF.

 

[Timeaisis]

Earthbound is factually a terrible game

This had to be by ParodyGAF.

Responses that will get you banned urges

"You're a factually terrible game."

 

[Arkos]

Kind of disappointing. I'm pretty sure the dude wasn't even a legit 50

 

[Timeaisis]

NeoGAF Hot Threads |OT| The OT OT

We use a special algorithm where we analyze terrisus' posting history and determines what threads are the most fun to be involved in. Based on number of memes, thread derailing posts he makes, and general awkward questions and answers, we determine your enjoyment of a thread based on your pre-determined Terrisus Index (patent pending), assisting you in identifying threads you'd enjoy partaking in.

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<3

 

[NateDog]

Carbon broke up with me and I am a lipid

Calgon broke up with me and I am liquid

(Only for UKers)

 

[terrisus]

we analyze terrisus' posting history and determines what threads are the most fun to be involved in

 

[davepoobond]

Rex Appreciation Thread |OT| About Rex, for Rex, Rex I Am

 

[Timeaisis]

Rex Appreciation Thread |OT| About Rex, for Rex, Rex I Am

Subbed as fuck

 

[terrisus]

Subbed as fuck

Rex doesn't notice your fuck

 

[terrisus]

What is your Pet's Name?

 

[UFO]

If I Had One Wish I Would Totally Wish For a New Sealed Ipad 3

 

[terrisus]

Just promoting my music, I don't need feedback

 

[Timeaisis]

Awkward Sex Thread |OT| All awkward sex stories go here and nowhere else

 

[Arkos]

Hey GAF: I've Made a Huge Mistake!

 

[Woorloog]

Hey GAF: I've Made a Huge Mistake!

How is that parody? Seems to be pretty common situation.

 

[Brakke]

Spoiler

Inflaming Everyone Urges |OT|

How much do I tip the mohel?

EDIT shoutout my new fave poster, nrvalleytime What's the Best Easter Egg in Gaming?.

EDIT 2 shoutout revoked, boy backed down on it

 

[terrisus]

So apparently Vaseline don't always work - Going in dry

EDIT shoutout my new fave poster, nrvalleytime What's the Best Easter Egg in Gaming?.

EDIT 2 shoutout revoked, boy backed down on it

What happened?

EDIT: Ah, RickRoll :þ