The_Inquisitor
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PETA doesn't give a fuck about animals. They haven't for a long time.
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PETA Porn Portal Planned - Pleasuring People Protects Pigs
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shaowebb
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I imagine the site will roll like this.
"hello there...are you here to fix my plumbing?"
"why yes. yes I am...why don't you show me your pipes."
*awwwww yeah (unzips fly as scenes get risque)*
"unf unf oh god unf unf YES YES! YES!"
*gets in"the zone"*
"OH YES OH YES OH
[CAMERA CUTS TO A SCENE OF A OIL SOAKED ANIMAL VOMITING AND DYING WHILE A VOICE OVER EXPLAINS HOW THIS ANIMAL WILL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN]
0.0 *erection dies. Feels scarred for life as sex now forces dying animal scenes into forefront of thoughts from now on*
"hello there...are you here to fix my plumbing?"
"why yes. yes I am...why don't you show me your pipes."
*awwwww yeah (unzips fly as scenes get risque)*
"unf unf oh god unf unf YES YES! YES!"
*gets in"the zone"*
"OH YES OH YES OH
[CAMERA CUTS TO A SCENE OF A OIL SOAKED ANIMAL VOMITING AND DYING WHILE A VOICE OVER EXPLAINS HOW THIS ANIMAL WILL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN]
0.0 *erection dies. Feels scarred for life as sex now forces dying animal scenes into forefront of thoughts from now on*
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
The_Inquisitor said:
Yeah this. Mostly just a feel-good campaign.
The_Inquisitor
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whitehawk said:
Oh god I just had to click...
RevySubterfuge
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Souldriver said:
Exactly how I feel about this. Or any other post from interweb peoples. ha.
The Awesomest
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I don't really have anything to say about this topic that hasn't already been said.
However, I would like to congratulate the OP on his thread title.
However, I would like to congratulate the OP on his thread title.
AdventureRacing
Member
phillax said:
That was fucking hilarious.
Given their previous methods of garnering attention to their cause (sex sells), I'm not surprised that full on porn has become their next logical step.
I don't mind. If they can actually can get celebrities to have sex on camera through the guise that they are "saving the animals", then I'm all for it.
I don't mind. If they can actually can get celebrities to have sex on camera through the guise that they are "saving the animals", then I'm all for it.
As a vegan, I can safely say that the faster PETA dies, the better off veganism and vegetarianism are. Absolutely insane.
The funny thing is, in the three years that I've been vegan, I've had three different people, all of different ages and backgrounds switch to veganism after learning that I'm vegan, without me spending as much as a single second preaching to them. In addition, I've had several others express interest. There is little point in trying to guilt people into doing something; there are enough people out there that are interested in vegetarianism/veganism and simply don't have their facts straight, and are worried about a switch (as I was for over 10 years). These people will come to you; forcing your beliefs on anyone is rarely a good idea.
The funny thing is, in the three years that I've been vegan, I've had three different people, all of different ages and backgrounds switch to veganism after learning that I'm vegan, without me spending as much as a single second preaching to them. In addition, I've had several others express interest. There is little point in trying to guilt people into doing something; there are enough people out there that are interested in vegetarianism/veganism and simply don't have their facts straight, and are worried about a switch (as I was for over 10 years). These people will come to you; forcing your beliefs on anyone is rarely a good idea.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
DAMMIT stop bumping, this is worse than the celebrity nudes thread.
:/
:/
Insane Metal
Member
WHATphillax said:
Like the hat?
Banned
maybe i'm just still tired, but that french kissing dogs video was absolutely hilarious
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