honestly? I think he's gay. It's based on two things:
1) his first apperance (the only one I ever saw) on "Cribs"
and
2) Britney straight up said that her n' Justin made the beast w/ two backs; I need more conclusive evidence from Fez to believe that he's shagging these unbelievable honeys. Like, for example, polaroids. Or detailed, intimate stories regarding tittyfucking either Ms. Hugetits or Ms. Lohan
oh and
3) If he was breaking Lindsay off before she was 17, then, whether we agree or not, it's illegal!! While Lindsay is a hot piece of ass, is it worth going to prison and fucking up your limited stardom (come on, the range he's displayed thus far is acting like an immigrant and supposedly fucking hot hollywood bitches)? hells no