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Trunx81
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Till tomorrow it’s still Schroedingers Submarine
Maiden Voyage
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poodaddy
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Was born in Columbus and raised in TN. Can confirm.
01011001
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Very unrealistic. Robots can't sweat. The worst thing is I can't even see the robot dick or the robo-vag.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Geezer bottom right just looking at his phone.
Putonahappyface
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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
About 20 years ago my friend had a blind date with a girl.
They met at a bar which had a large outside terrace.
The girl shows up and looks a lot like my friend's sister.
He feels awkward and asks her if it's ok if he smokes a joint.
She says "Fine it's ok".
They chit chat and my friend immediately lights up a second joint once the first one is done.
The girl just says "Are you ok?" meanwhile he's tormented, shy and semi-aroused but confused.
When the joint is done he grabs his drink and says "I think we should go for a walk & get some fresh air".
To which she replied "What? WE'RE ALREADY OUTSIDE!"
Gets me everytime
Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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Maiden Voyage
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Maiden Voyage
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01011001
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I would be severely weirded out if I ever opened one of these, and it actually had cookies in it.
if there aren't at least 10 different needles, 5 rolls of string, and like dozens of loose buttons of different shapes and colours, maybe a lighter and some random items like an old key in there, I'd be freaked out.
and this seems to be a global phenomenon too
which is kinda crazy tbh.
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The Nightmare on Elm Street is awesome. It just needs the Solsbury Hill music lol.
DrFigs
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I could see why the writers are on strike. the nightmare on elm street one is genius.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
No 8 year old has hand writing that good.
Peggies
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V1LÆM
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Dumb AI, that's not even the Titanic. Not close!
1. Titanic has an opening on the bow for a wired anchor.
2. The bow of the Titanic is not so curved.
3. Anchors are not even in the same place
4. Titanic has gaps at the sides (both at the bridge and poop deck) to make room for loading cargo.
5. The yellow line that goes around the Titanic is bordering the white and black paint so it's white/yellow/black. Not white/black/yellow/black.
6. Bridge has 9 windows not 5.
7. Probably the most obvious difference but Titanic has enclosed windows alone the decks except the rear of the promenade deck. This is one good way to quickly tell the difference between Titanic and her sister ships*
8. Titanic has 3 decks not 4. The dumb AI ship might have 3 decks but the bridge would be raised up so basically 4.
9. There are windows on the bridge to get a better view of the sides of the ship.
10. Life boats don't take up the whole of the deck. On Titanic they only have life boats at each side at the front and back of the bridge deck.
11. Crows nest at totally different height.
* Another game of spot the difference:
top is Olympic. Titanic is middle. Britannic is bottom (it has noticeably larger cranes for lifeboats).
Trunx81
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V1LÆM
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Sorry but it annoys me when I see an image of the Titanic when it's obviously not. Because of all this carry on with the sub one of the news channels showed footage of the "titanic" but it was clearly the Olympic. I pointed this out at work but people were simply not interested in my observations
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AJUMP23
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You seem fun at parties.....Dumb AI, that's not even the Titanic. Not close!
1. Titanic has an opening on the bow for a wired anchor.
2. The bow of the Titanic is not so curved.
3. Anchors are not even in the same place
4. Titanic has gaps at the sides (both at the bridge and poop deck) to make room for loading cargo.
5. The yellow line that goes around the Titanic is bordering the white and black paint so it's white/yellow/black. Not white/black/yellow/black.
6. Bridge has 9 windows not 5.
7. Probably the most obvious difference but Titanic has enclosed windows alone the decks except the rear of the promenade deck. This is one good way to quickly tell the difference between Titanic and her sister ships*
8. Titanic has 3 decks not 4. The dumb AI ship might have 3 decks but the bridge would be raised up so basically 4.
9. There are windows on the bridge to get a better view of the sides of the ship.
10. Life boats don't take up the whole of the deck. On Titanic they only have life boats at each side at the front and back of the bridge deck.
11. Crows nest at totally different height.
* Another game of spot the difference:
top is Olympic. Titanic is middle. Britannic is bottom (it has noticeably larger cranes for lifeboats).
V1LÆM
Gold Member
I forgot another point in my comparison. The AI ship has smoke coming out of all 4 funnels. Titanic only has 3 functional funnels (1 is just there for show) so it's impossible to have smoke coming out all 4 of them!
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AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Have you ever felt the embrace of a woman.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
No, the only time I've seen a naked women is when I watched Titanic movie.
Paint me like one of your french girls.
Trunx81
Member
Hope you´ll never buy the LEGO Titanic set and see the picture that they included of the propeller inside the manual ...
It´s from the Olympic
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
Dumb AI, that's not even the Titanic. Not close!
1. Titanic has an opening on the bow for a wired anchor.
2. The bow of the Titanic is not so curved.
3. Anchors are not even in the same place
4. Titanic has gaps at the sides (both at the bridge and poop deck) to make room for loading cargo.
5. The yellow line that goes around the Titanic is bordering the white and black paint so it's white/yellow/black. Not white/black/yellow/black.
6. Bridge has 9 windows not 5.
7. Probably the most obvious difference but Titanic has enclosed windows alone the decks except the rear of the promenade deck. This is one good way to quickly tell the difference between Titanic and her sister ships*
8. Titanic has 3 decks not 4. The dumb AI ship might have 3 decks but the bridge would be raised up so basically 4.
9. There are windows on the bridge to get a better view of the sides of the ship.
10. Life boats don't take up the whole of the deck. On Titanic they only have life boats at each side at the front and back of the bridge deck.
11. Crows nest at totally different height.
* Another game of spot the difference:
top is Olympic. Titanic is middle. Britannic is bottom (it has noticeably larger cranes for lifeboats).
TheDreadBaron
Member
Wow that’s an interesting detail. So was it like the PR team was pushing for 4 total giant phallic towers, and the engineers were like we can only fit 3 engine compartments but here’s how we’ll compromise?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
So forgive my ignorance, is that like beef stew with potatoes on the side?
chromhound
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V1LÆM
Gold Member
Basically just for appearance.
Titanic was the largest and most powerful ship at the time and it could get away with only 3 funnels but they thought if it only had 3 it would make it look less impressive compared to ships like the Lusitania and Mauretania (who were owned by Cunard. White Star Lines rival). In the movie Rose (Kate Winslet) mentions how Titanic doesn't look any more impressive than the Mauretania. That was coming from her being a bit of a spoiled rich girl and not knowing anything about ships. Titanic was actually much bigger than the Mauretania (in red)
The funnel at the back on the titanic is the dummy one. Titanics engine is actually located right between the 3rd and 4th funnel. When I said it was not functional that was a lie because it was used for ventilation of some areas on the ship like the baths, smoking rooms, etc. so steam/smoke did come out of it but not the kind of dark smoke you'd see from burning coal!
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