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[nightmare-slain]

throwing all my fleshlights out now (except the anal/pussy ones of course!)

 

[Fake]

 

[Trunx81]

Memo to myself: I should NOT have shown this to my wife. *instantregret*

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Burning Blade]

 

[Trunx81]

I’m telling you right now, this mf bags are not real.

 

[kikii]

 

[John Marston]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Fixed!

 

[Trunx81]

Don’t kink-shame

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Fuz]

 

[Mikado]

How am I supposed to provide contextually relevant emotes if y'all are going to put like 47 images into one post

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

How am I supposed to provide contextually relevant emotes if y'all are going to put like 47 images into one post

 

[Fuz]

I don't get it.

 

[cormack12]

NSFW

 

[Trunx81]

NSFW

 

[AJUMP23]

Ice frost cool breeze musk.

 

[Kilau]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I got pulled over at night in a drive through when I was a teen. My back lights were out. Turns out I blew a fuse when I installed my aftermarket car stereo earlier in the day. No ticket and the cop was cool about it. Asked if he wanted anything.

 

[Richard Packer]

I got pulled over at night in a drive through when I was a teen. My back lights were out. Turns out I blew a fuse when I installed my aftermarket car stereo earlier in the day. No ticket and the cop was cool about it. Asked if he wanted anything.

Did you give him a blowjob?

 

[Artoris]

Did you give him a blowjob?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Did you give him a blowjob?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Ice frost cool breeze musk.

My last two deodorants were Old Spice...one with a hawk on the cover, the other a wolf.

I want to get the grizzly bear one next.

 

[Kilau]

My last two deodorants were Old Spice...one with a hawk on the cover, the other a wolf.

I want to get the grizzly bear one next.

Bear in mind the consequences.

 

[The Gamer Triple H]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Banana for scale?

 

[John Marston]

 

[Kilau]

 

[Artoris]

You have a chance

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[TronNerd82]

I would totally do this to my friends if they weren't so fucking nonpartisan.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[GutsOfThor]

This was me to the letter!

 

[Mikado]

This was me to the letter!

What a time to have been alive.

Kids these days don't know how good they've got it.

Edit: relevant content

 

[Mistake]

In my case, I once ordered a pineapple pizza only to discover it was actually durian

 

[AJUMP23]

Kid has a future, hopefully bright mate.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[AJUMP23]

Broke up with a girl one time while we were eating ice cream. She didn't eat her ice cream. I just sat there watching it melt then I drove her home.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Broke up with a girl one time while we were eating ice cream. She didn't eat her ice cream. I just sat there watching it melt then I drove her home.

I would have been like, "you gonna eat that... you mind?"

*commences to eat hers too*

 

[West Texas CEO]

Kid has a future, hopefully bright mate.

Maybe there is hope for the future.

 

[Trunx81]

What a time to have been alive.

Kids these days don't know how good they've got it.

Remember those saved pictures (in folders like /system32/printer/data/data/) with a clear upper half, but the lower half was just all grey because you didn´t wait long enough before you saved them?

Also: God bless german television where everything violent was censored (Last Boy Scout FSK 16 cut was 16 minutes shorter), but female primary genitals could be shown left and right. Private channels could transmit soft "educational" content during the night.

 

[Mistake]

Broke up with a girl one time while we were eating ice cream. She didn't eat her ice cream. I just sat there watching it melt then I drove her home.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Kid has a future, hopefully bright mate.

I don’t know why the bloke is hyperventilating tbh. Not that funny.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[notjeffgoldblum]