Tommi84
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Just don't google her now. Time (or silicone if you will) was not kind to her AT ALL. Just keep her old image in your heart
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Truth. That is me on any flight foreign or domestic. In the old days, by myself, I would show up early. Now that I have kids and electronics and going through security. 6 am is about right. I remember one time I showed up 3 1/2 hours early for a flight to Florida from Seattle. My son (who was 2 at the time) got car sick and puked. Cleaned the car got on the shuttle got to the airport. Tour group in front of me, no one appears to know English, over an hour to check my bags. Ticket agent tells me,, she doesn't think I will make the flight. I refrain from punching her and tell her "well I think waiting longer than an hour in line for you to do your job and check this groups passports is the cause." Get to security, woman is like 90, keeps setting off the alarm. They are asking her if she has anything metal on her....gives them the 100 mile stare back. At this point I go by her, my son is setting off the alarm. Toy car in his pocket. We get through security, grab all our stuff. I tell my wife to grab the carry on bag, I grab my son in a football stance and run to the gate. The door is closed. I am like fuuuuuuuuu. One of the boarding agents says, one sec, we'll let you on. We are waiting for an elderly woman to clear security. They let us on, and as fate would have it, the woman holding up security was the one who alsonheld.up the flight and we made it on.
I told my wife, I have NEVER missed a flight and that was the closest. Now, I don't care if I have to stay in seattle outside the airport over night. I have 2 kids and of all thebflights we have done. Never have I been that close again.
freefornow
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digital_ghost
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Give that girl a raise!
Burning Blade
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freefornow
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Wtf? R these people fucking retarded?
GymWolf
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She definitely cause many raises.
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Cyberpunkd
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Go to any city with a large bike infrastructure and witness that it's not the car that makes you retarded, it's always in you.
Maiden Voyage
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Vyse
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Real talk!
notjeffgoldblum
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Maiden Voyage
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There's a skateboarder I follow that has a massive hate boner for moist critical and it makes me lol every time he uploads a video about moist.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Thick Thighs Save Lives
NeoGAF's Physical Games Advocate Extraordinaire
freefornow
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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Trunx81
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That´s actually US vs German houses.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
digital_ghost
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Reminds me of the time I payed $21 for pasta at an Italian restaurant. I swear that shit was just kraft Mac n cheese. Tasted exactly like it.
Shady ass Italian mofos .
bender
What time is it?
digital_ghost
Member
Another case in point
I have footage of animal abandonment and abuse, by an Italian plumber.
ReBurn
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I went to an Italian place for lunch the other day and ordered chicken parmesan and the chicken was one of those breaded frozen processed chicken sandwich patties cut into strips. They wanted 16 bucks for it. I sent it back.
freefornow
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mansoor1980
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digital_ghost
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Thats ridiculous. Not worth it. And I love chicken parmesian.
The lengths people go through to make money. I saw a tik tok (rip) video about a woman who filled her shopping cart full of frozen pizza at Walmart and was selling the pizza by the slice across the street.
ÆMNE22A!C
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Cyberpunkd
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Fixed.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
In reference to that fight with your own wall awhile agoNeeds more context before I respond
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Maiden Voyage
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Needs more context before I respond
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Maiden Voyage
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The Friday Night OT has spawned so many memorable moments. Easily the best thread on Gaf imo.
ÆMNE22A!C
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That flew over my head like a pigeon on crystal
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ÆMNE22A!C
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I live in a 60 year old apartment and still broke my left knuckle punching a wall in my hallway at 60+ % so I had to get a cast
Right at the beginning of one of the hottest summers in years. The smell. .. the smell...
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AJUMP23
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Rap battles alone make it a real winner.
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