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Fox greenlights live action Family Guy Movie
-Snoop Dogg as Brian Griffin – That’s right. The Doggfather himself will be voicing and playing the martini-chugging, novel-writing, overly pretentious family pet. “I am Brian now,” Snoop said, lighting a blunt shaped like a bone. “I went to Juilliard for this, dawg.”
- Henry Cavill as Glenn Quagmire – Because who better to portray an unhinged sex pest than the actual Man of Steel? Sources say Cavill trained for the role by whispering “Giggity” into a mirror until it lost all meaning.
-Eminem as Lois Griffin – Wearing a flawless ginger wig and channeling the emotional instability of a woman married to Peter Griffin, Em is said to be method acting — he hasn’t stopped nagging and passive-aggressively folding laundry in three weeks. “I didn’t lose myself in the music,” Em said. “I lost myself in the suburbs.”
-Jensen Huang as Chris Griffin – The NVIDIA CEO shocked the world when he announced he was taking a break from developing AI to portray an awkward teenage boy who’s been hit in the head one too many times. “It’s called range,” Huang whispered ominously while holding a skateboard upside down.
-Tom Cruise as Meg Griffin – In what critics are already calling “cinema’s bravest choice,” Cruise reportedly did his own eyeliner for the role, and insists on being called “Meg” on set. “They told me I was the most hated character,” he grinned. “I said: challenge accepted.”
-Donald Trump as Peter Griffin – We wish we were joking. But no, the president has taken on the role of America’s most iconic man-child. “People always said I was like Peter,” Trump claimed. “Fat, loud, impulsive — we’re basically twins. Except I have more nuclear codes.”
-Danny DeVito as Stewie Griffin – And finally, the pièce de résistance. The legendary DeVito will don a football-shaped prosthetic head and terrorize everyone on set with British threats and laser guns. “This baby wants blood,” DeVito snarled, sipping from a sippy cup full of straight vodka.
-Snoop Dogg as Brian Griffin – That’s right. The Doggfather himself will be voicing and playing the martini-chugging, novel-writing, overly pretentious family pet. “I am Brian now,” Snoop said, lighting a blunt shaped like a bone. “I went to Juilliard for this, dawg.”
- Henry Cavill as Glenn Quagmire – Because who better to portray an unhinged sex pest than the actual Man of Steel? Sources say Cavill trained for the role by whispering “Giggity” into a mirror until it lost all meaning.
-Eminem as Lois Griffin – Wearing a flawless ginger wig and channeling the emotional instability of a woman married to Peter Griffin, Em is said to be method acting — he hasn’t stopped nagging and passive-aggressively folding laundry in three weeks. “I didn’t lose myself in the music,” Em said. “I lost myself in the suburbs.”
-Jensen Huang as Chris Griffin – The NVIDIA CEO shocked the world when he announced he was taking a break from developing AI to portray an awkward teenage boy who’s been hit in the head one too many times. “It’s called range,” Huang whispered ominously while holding a skateboard upside down.
-Tom Cruise as Meg Griffin – In what critics are already calling “cinema’s bravest choice,” Cruise reportedly did his own eyeliner for the role, and insists on being called “Meg” on set. “They told me I was the most hated character,” he grinned. “I said: challenge accepted.”
-Donald Trump as Peter Griffin – We wish we were joking. But no, the president has taken on the role of America’s most iconic man-child. “People always said I was like Peter,” Trump claimed. “Fat, loud, impulsive — we’re basically twins. Except I have more nuclear codes.”
-Danny DeVito as Stewie Griffin – And finally, the pièce de résistance. The legendary DeVito will don a football-shaped prosthetic head and terrorize everyone on set with British threats and laser guns. “This baby wants blood,” DeVito snarled, sipping from a sippy cup full of straight vodka.
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These are so awesome. I know it is the latest trend for the "next 15 minutes" but I definitely want more of these LOL
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Introducing the pants shitter 3000. Shit your pants or your money back!
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