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[ThaneKrios]

 

[Carnby]

lol. I like this one.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

 

[jim-jam bongs]

that's almost the exact thing that happened when I read an article about the pope with a friend some time ago and we replaced 30% of the words with dirty words to make it more exciting. I highly recommend doing this when reading articles about the pope. pleased to see our fanfic came true after all

I've always said that if there were more gay sex in the Catholic church the world would be a much better place, and I went to a Christian Brothers school.

It's past midnight, go to sleep

'straya is old hat. Move to 'murrica Mutes, all the cool kids are doin' it.

 

[the chris]

 

[jim-jam bongs]

^^ lol poor Seymour

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

and I went to a Christian Brothers school.

Likewise. I had various Brothers as principles throughout my education. Those schools minted a lot of fine young Atheists.

'straya is old hat. Move to 'murrica Mutes, all the cool kids are doin' it.

Nah dude if I moved anywhere it would be Europe. Dat history. Dem historic buildings.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Likewise. I had various Brothers as principles throughout my education. Those schools minted a lot of fine young Atheists.

Amen to that. I think it was the older ones they hid up in the creepy old part of the school who really killed any chances of staying Catholic with me. One day I sneaked out of Geography and took a walking tour around there with a friend, I've never felt so much like a piece of meat in my life. They kept staring like they were hungry hyenas and I was a juicy bone.

Nah dude if I moved anywhere it would be Europe. Dat history. Dem historic buildings.

Sadly I didn't have the foresight to hook up with a European, though I lived in Sweden for a short while. My girlfriend and I did get pregnant in Prague however, that place is freaking amazing.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Amen to that. I think it was the older ones they hid up in the creepy old part of the school who really killed any chances of staying Catholic with me. One day I sneaked out of Geography and took a walking tour around there with a friend, I've never felt so much like a piece of meat in my life. They kept staring like they were hungry hyenas and I was a juicy bone.

Ok that's not really the same as my experience. The Catholic staff were mostly very nice people, and didn't act creepy by any stretch of the imagination.

Sadly I didn't have the foresight to hook up with a European, though I lived in Sweden for a short while. My girlfriend and I did get pregnant in Prague however, that place is freaking amazing.

I'll have to work on that. My primary area of interest in Central Europe, so Germany/Austria/Czech Republic/Poland etc. Although I'm mostly just boring British, ethnically. Shit sucks bro.

 

[Burt]

Fuck this. Fuck this so much. That same thing happens to me every time I forget to fold in my mirrors at my house. Every single time.

 

[PandaPedinte]

Who else is gonna buy one of these?

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Ok that's not really the same as my experience. The Catholic staff were mostly very nice people, and didn't act creepy by any stretch of the imagination.

Our chaplain was excommunicated for stuff that happened before he came to us, and a number of brothers have also had allegations made against them since. On the face of it my school was pretty likely a place to hide offenders before the law caught up with them :\

I'll have to work on that. My primary area of interest in Central Europe, so Germany/Austria/Czech Republic/Poland etc. Although I'm mostly just boring British, ethnically. Shit sucks bro.

My girl is Ukrainian and a small part Cherokee so hopefully our babies won't be pasty and Irish-looking like me =D

 

[anonymous_abc]

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Cow Mengde]

Good luck finding a boyfriend who'll tolerate that kind of grammar.

 

[Gui_PT]

Made me laugh:

 

[TCRS]

lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Who else is gonna buy one of these?

I'll take two

 

[Drencrom]

Who else is gonna buy one of these?

Stop embarassing yourself Japan

Made me laugh:

"Why am I holding these stuffed pandas, Jackie? You're not putting this up on Facebook are you?"

 

[Currygan]

Stop embarassing yourself Japan



"Why am I holding these stuffed pandas, Jackie? You're not putting this up on Facebook are you?"

more like "eeeghhh...burp...ughsrsfstshshtfrt"

 

[trab pu kcip]

Our chaplain was excommunicated for stuff that happened before he came to us, and a number of brothers have also had allegations made against them since. On the face of it my school was pretty likely a place to hide offenders before the law caught up with them :\



My girl is Ukrainian and a small part Cherokee so hopefully our babies won't be pasty and Irish-looking like me =D

sheet. that's hawt.
ukrainian irish cherokee baby will look awesome

hahaha

 

[AuthenticM]

Made me laugh:

I don't get it.

 

[Currygan]

Jackie Chan is endorsing a Save the Panda campaign, so he asks even the crappiest celebrities to take a picture with him and his dolls

 

[Gui_PT]

I don't get it.

Sigh

It's Keanu Reeves holding up panda dolls with a stupid face and then there's Jackie out of nowhere

It's funny

 

[FelixOrion]

who remembers this is awesome

i remember

 

[Clydefrog]

LOL

"dammit steve"

i've always pictured this guy as Kinyou for some reason

 

[trab pu kcip]

i remember

you're awesome then.
come play with us felix, forever and ever and ever

 

[Hypereides]

Scumbag Steve microwave oven. Absolutely hate that.

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[FelixOrion]

captain motherfucking america

goddamn. yes.

 

[Chuckl3s]

 

[Raguel]

Avenge!

 

[Avixph]

What is that?

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Same dog?

Spoiler

It died

 

[Avixph]

Same dog?

Spoiler

It died

That's messed up.

 

[penny_wise]

One of the many reasons I love Kristen Wiig so much.

 

[Snuggles]

Mine always try to battle the brush. Dummies.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

sheet. that's hawt.
ukrainian irish cherokee baby will look awesome

She's also already really tall and she's not even done cooking yet. I'm thinking either supermodel or basketball player. Maybe both.

 

[Monroeski]

Mine always try to battle the brush. Dummies.

One of ours rubs her face on it even if it's sitting by itself on the floor. We have one of the ones with the little metal tines, like staples, and sometimes when it gets caught on her lips I wonder how it doesn't appear to hurt her.

Our other cat hates it, though. They're brother and sister.

::edit::

She's also already really tall and she's not even done cooking yet. I'm thinking either supermodel or basketball player. Maybe both.

OMG SEXIST

 

[Hot Coldman]

the 3DS game needs to be out like now

 

[FelixOrion]

 

[Majine]

the 3DS game needs to be out like now

Aren't they all the same game?

 

[phaze]

 

[FelixOrion]

Aren't they all the same game?

yes, just like pokemon

 

[jim-jam bongs]

OMG SEXIST

 

[Hot Coldman]

Aren't they all the same game?

yeah

but I don't own any at the moment and I'm not about to re-buy an old one

 

[Übermatik]

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Smile! You just had an abortion!!!