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[Talents]

I always found it kind of stupid how not many people take kids Martial Arts training seriously. They should let them do padwork and sparring like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKr566bomu8

 

[anonymous_abc]

I always found it kind of stupid how not many people take kids Martial Arts training seriously. They should let them do padwork and sparring like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKr566bomu8

just give them a gun and be done with it ;p

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

 

[Übermatik]

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[Avixph]

The month of March in Russia.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

The month of March in Russia.

I actually screamed out loud at the dog at 2:19

"NO!"

So close. =/

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Some of these omg hahahahahahhaha

 

[Noema]

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[Avixph]

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What are you trying to pull here?

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

[/IMG]

It's.... glorious....

 

[Biff]

"Oh man, think of how many internet points I'm going to get for this tattoo!"

*2 days later*

"fuck"

 

[subrock]

I'd like to see him do that with shorts on

 

[diaspora]

Squirtle am cry

 

[Laranja]

I'd like to see him do that with shorts on

Is the GIF just reversed?

 

[subrock]

Fake laces go up pants, tied laces fall out of cuff.

 

[Davidion]

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Is it just me or is that a really good ink work?

 

[Bodacious]

 

[Roude Leiw]

From here: 66 Behind the Scenes Pics from THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

 

[Avixph]

Fake laces go up pants, tied laces fall out of cuff.

You're just hating.

 

[Bodacious]

I need a head shot of Carrie Fisher doing that, not Mark Hamill. Shit, Tyrone.

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[Kinyou]

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Not sure if poop or object

 

[Floex]

Is it just me or is that a really good ink work?

The ink work is pretty damn good, it has to be said. The content however is up for debate.

 

[PandaPedinte]

Is it just me or is that a really good ink work?

It's a pretty good work, but I couldn't have courage to get a similar one.

 

[GAMERG0D]

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[Purkake4]

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Needs hand-binocular guy.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lol @ Obama

 

[lmpaler]

This still gets me every time, so true

 

[Woorloog]

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Grand Theft Auto?
Shouldn't it be "Grand Theft Bike" or some such? I mean, there ain't that many cars in NK is there?

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[okdakor]

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[anonymous_abc]

man jean luc is so damn handsome, and he hasn't aged a bit...

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Tek]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Jitters]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Clydefrog]

oh chandler bing

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Precious. Brought tears to my eyes.

 

[strafer]

oh chandler bing

I loved that episode.

 

[sn00zer]

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What is this? I demand an explanation

 

[Darkmakaimura]

 

[Avixph]

 

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