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Pillars of Eternity 2: GAF ISLAND [100% Funded]

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Halabane

Member
Okay. So I told my wife that I want to buy a share of an island. She said from whom? I said a guy named Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew. She replied "odd name". She asked if I ever met him. I said well I have a picture his mom probably took of him dressed in what looks like baseball catchers gear, some kind of pole while wearing a skull mask. And he is sitting on a toilet. She kind of looked at me. Well I said his motto in life is: "lapdance transform pants". She gave me that look that this was not going well. I told her could this go wrong?
 
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HK-47

Oh, bitch bitch bitch.
Halabane said:
Okay. So I told my wife that I want to buy a share of an island. She said from whom? I said a guy named Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew. She replied "odd name". She asked if I ever met him. I said well I have a picture his mom probably took of him dressed in what looks like baseball catchers gear, some kind of pole while wearing a skull mask. And he is sitting on a toilet. She kind of looked at me. Well I said his motto in life is: "lapdance transform pants". She gave me that look that this was not going well. I told her could this go wrong?
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You appear to have made several missteps along the way.
 
E

ekgrey

Member
I dunno, that's basically how I'm gonna pitch it to my wife lol

Edit: will there be co-op? I've never played a cRPG before, and my wife has barely played anything. How obtuse is this? And most importantly, is this PC-only?
 
A

AkelisRain

Member
Once I get paid next week I shall chip in a bit as well. I loved the First Pillars of Eternity and I should say it sparked my interest for Paper RPG's.
 
M

Mik2121

Member
Do we know the current amount? I will probably pitch in with some $20 or more later today.

Having your own island in a game like this is too much fun to let the chance go.


Edit: I went to the fig website and the island thing is already taken (2 out of 2). Are we one of those two, are we late, or are we going to be an exception?
 
C

_Clash_

Member
Mik2121 said:
Do we know the current amount? I will probably pitch in with some $20 or more later today.

Having your own island in a game like this is too much fun to let the chance go.


Edit: I went to the fig website and the island thing is already taken (2 out of 2). Are we one of those two, are we late, or are we going to be an exception?
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the island is already ours and we're one of the two, pending a successful fundraising effort
 
B

Bluth54

Member
Mik2121 said:
Do we know the current amount? I will probably pitch in with some $20 or more later today.

Having your own island in a game like this is too much fun to let the chance go.


Edit: I went to the fig website and the island thing is already taken (2 out of 2). Are we one of those two, are we late, or are we going to be an exception?
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The OP already bought one of the island slots.
 
D

dude

dude
I'm gonna pitch in later this week on top of my pledge. I think having this be the island Erol of Levi ran too could tie up the two locations nicely.
 
M

mabec

Member
Stepped in and dropped 20 buckzors in the jar alongside my pledge on fig. expect a rock to be named after me.
 
Y

yog-sothot

Member
The island could have a small fishing village inhabited by strange hybrids who worship an ageless underwater unfathomable deity

The awakening of a god is the basis of the game story, isn't it ? Could mean that the stars are right...

I'll pledge a few bucks later.
 
A

Abelard

Member
Excuse me for the ignorance but did you already pay? Because I think the island option is sold out.

EDIT: I see that you have. Will send 20 bucks soon, carry on.
 
R

Rockin' Ranger

Member
Abelard said:
I see,

I can't wait for all the triggered GG'ers complaining about the evil Esjaydubya's in their beloved RPG in that case :) Assuming we get the money, that is.
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They already hate the Pillars series due to Obsidian "censoring" the important and deep lore in one of the backer memorials in PoE 1.
 
D

Deleted member 10571

Unconfirmed Member
Haha, I was hoping for this! Awesome :)
 
K

Ketch

Member
Ohhh please let there be a cave full of trolls named after GAF members and then you have to escort bishop through the cave and he kills all the trolls with a ban hammer and then at the end bishop thinks you're a troll and he tries to kill you and then if you beat him the ghost of Erol of Levi comes out and tells bishop that he's gone mad from the power of the ban hammer and that he has to leave the island and then you get the ban hammer and it doesn't do any damage except it kills all trolls with one hit and then when you equip the ban hammer all the normal npcs in the game look like trolls to you and you can kill them if you want but it breaks the game cus the guards are after you or you might kill an important npc or something and then people can complain on the internet about how GAFs ban hammer is broken.
 
M

Menome

Member
Ketch said:
Ohhh please let there be a cave full of trolls named after GAF members and then you have to escort bishop through the cave and he kills all the trolls with a ban hammer and then at the end bishop thinks you're a troll and he tries to kill you and then if you beat him the ghost of Erol of Levi comes out and tells bishop that he's gone mad from the power of the ban hammer and that he has to leave the island and then you get the ban hammer and it doesn't do any damage except it kills all trolls with one hit and then when you equip the ban hammer all the normal npcs in the game look like trolls to you and you can kill them if you want but it breaks the game cus the guards are after you or you might kill an important npc or something and then people can complain on the internet about how GAFs ban hammer is broken.
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PARKLIFE.
 
N

NandoGip

Member
Damn right I'm pitching in! I'm a broke boi this month so I can't spend anything more than like $20, but I'm going to do my part thats for sure.

I originally only put in about 30 hours into PoE when it came out but I started replaying it since the campaign launched and WOW has the game come along since launch. They seriously revamped it.
 
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shandy706

Member
Just call a bottle of spirits found on the island "Shandy 706" and I'm happy. Shandy is an actual beer/drink mixture, perfect.

Went in for $25
 
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