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Pineapple Pizza Mafia |OT| The War On Fruit Pizza

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Bowlie

Banned
Corn pizza is my favorite kind of pizza since I was 5 years old, y'all won't take this away from me.

Keep fighting over fruits and whatnot while I order the secret best topping.
 
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Darryl

Banned
papa john's has the hawaiian bbq chicken. bbq sauce, pineapple, bacon, onions, chicken. it's honestly my favorite chain pizza
 
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not psycho

Member
Darryl said:
papa john's has the hawaiian bbq chicken. bbq sauce, pineapple, bacon, onions, chicken. it's honestly my favorite chain pizza
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Poe's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I would like to suggest a new law.

Pineapple's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of disgusting pizza so obviously disgusting that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied pizza.

I have no idea if Darryl's post is a parody or not. And if I say "wow, pizza with pineapple and a mix of bbq sauce and lacto-fermented mayonaise replacing the tomato sauce is the best!" you wouldn't know if it was a parody. Unless I give a clear indicator that it is a parody, for example by saying "just kidding, and sorry for the gross imagery. I'm well aware that pineapple on pizza is the fourth unforgiveable curse (in addition to Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio). But of the four, pineapple on pizza is considered the lowest, since the target is not a human who can fight back, but a defenseless pizza."
 
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YesNOnoNOYes

Member
not psycho said:
Poe's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I would like to suggest a new law.

Pineapple's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of disgusting pizza so obviously disgusting that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied pizza.

I have no idea if Darryl's post is a parody or not. And if I say "wow, pizza with pineapple and a mix of bbq sauce and lacto-fermented mayonaise replacing the tomato sauce is the best!" you wouldn't know if it was a parody. Unless I give a clear indicator that it is a parody, for example by saying "just kidding, and sorry for the gross imagery. I'm well aware that pineapple on pizza is the fourth unforgiveable curse (in addition to Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio). But of the four, pineapple on pizza is considered the lowest, since the target is not a human who can fight back, but a defenseless pizza."
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wow a true pizza warrior! * ___ *

you have captured everything i wanted to say about the subject, sir! o7
 
30yearsofhurt

30yearsofhurt

Member
not psycho said:
Poe's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I would like to suggest a new law.

Pineapple's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of disgusting pizza so obviously disgusting that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied pizza.

I have no idea if Darryl's post is a parody or not. And if I say "wow, pizza with pineapple and a mix of bbq sauce and lacto-fermented mayonaise replacing the tomato sauce is the best!" you wouldn't know if it was a parody. Unless I give a clear indicator that it is a parody, for example by saying "just kidding, and sorry for the gross imagery. I'm well aware that pineapple on pizza is the fourth unforgiveable curse (in addition to Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio). But of the four, pineapple on pizza is considered the lowest, since the target is not a human who can fight back, but a defenseless pizza."
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So tell me how you really feel about it.
 
T

TheOfficeMut

Unconfirmed Member
acohrs said:
napolipizza3.jpg


mmmm
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OH MY GOD I JUST STUMBLED ON THIS THREAD AND THIS PICTURE AND OH MY GOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
S

Swamped

Banned
You might be wondering why I changed my profile pic to Alphonso mangoes. As much as I love pineapples, I love mangoes even more. I have never had mango as a pizza topping but I am open to trying
 
O

oreomunsta

Banned
Swamped said:
You might be wondering why I changed my profile pic to Alphonso mangoes. As much as I love pineapples, I love mangoes even more. I have never had mango as a pizza topping but I am open to trying
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K. That could work.

Spicy tomato sauce, mozzarella, shaved beef, grilled red onion, mango slices, thai chili drizzle. Finish with some cilantro and lime.

I wanna make this :<
 
H

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Eating a clam pie in honor of the anti-pineapple crusaders.
 
S

Sophia

Member
Chapter 1 - Cabot is Dead?! The Great Pineapple Pizza War Breaks Out!!

It had been one week since PPAP declared war on anything that wasn't Pineapple Pizza. Much had changed in that time. The great city of GAFia was in turmoil. Arguments had broken out left and right. Bloodshed and Chaos in the streets!

In an attempt to combat the rising tensions within the air, an emergency meeting was held at the Great GAFia Pizza Conference of May 2017. The Honorable RetroMG stepped in alongside 21 other council members. Each holding their ceremonial box of pizza properly. They gathered around in a circle facing each other, a person to a podium, with their great leader standing to the northern most podium. The doors to the main area were locked behind them. A crowd gathered on the outside of the room, of both supporters and oppressors of Pineapple Pizza. They were barred from entry from the main platform thanks to the presence of bulletproof glass, with only their voices being carried over.

"Friends..." RetroMG began, his voice unable to hide his fear, "We are gathered here today to discuss the nature of Pineapple Pizza. Now I believe that between each of us, we can come to an agreement on this debate and end the violence that has broken out within our wonderful communit-"

"SHUT UP YOU PINEAPPLE PIZZA HATER", yelled a voice from the crowd. Boos erupted from another section of the crowd

"STOP THIS OPPRESSION, PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS GOOD YOU ASSHOLE!", yelled another voice back at the first.

Retro gazed over at the crowd, where the voices had came from. The crowd was beginning to form sides, and that was simply not acceptable in his eyes.

"Now now...", he replied, "Let us keep this civilized. There is no need for the violence and hatred that has spread about our loving city."

But before Retro could finish another word, the voices yelled again.

"Loving? We're fucking murdering people in the streets!" yelled a female voice

"YOU CAN'T STOP THE PINEAPPLE. WE WON'T TOLERATE THIS HATRED!" screamed a male voice, "YOU'RE JUST A FIGUREHEAD TRYING TO DO THIS FOR PUBLICITY, RETRO!!!!"

Retro hesitated as he heard the distasteful comment. Clearly things were getting out of hand. He knew this wasn't merely for popularity or publicity...But before he could do anything else, one of the 21 council members jumped up from his seat. His name was cabot.

"Shut yer goddamn mouth, you mother fecker." he began while chomping down on a piece of pizza from his box. Directing his voice into the crowd of people, he continued, "We're trying to fix this shit and ya'll are acting like a bunch of manchildren."

"Screw you, you drunkard!" shouted a voice.

"Screw you!", shouted cabot back.

As cabot began a screaming match with the member of the crowd, he suddenly froze up... Everyone realized at that moment that something was horribly strong. Cabot began to choke on something unknown, before throwing up what appeared to be a piece of his pizza, with pineapples inside of it. Seconds later, cabot fell over, and passed out.

Quickly, Retro got down on his knees and looked for a pulse.

There was none.

"He's dead..." whispered Retro.

Even though he had whispered it, chaos had broken out, as panic ensured. The crowd dispersed in a panic, and moments later, only the Retro and the 20 remaining members of the council remained.

The doors had been locked. Who could have killed cabot...? How did Pineapple get inside of his Pizza? Did someone in this room murder him...?

"We'll have to solve this mystery before anyone can leave. Nobody leaves this room until we figure it out. Do you understand me?" claimed Retro, his voice stern. The other members of the group nodded in agreement.
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cabot has died, and his Pizza Pie is now apparently ruined from poison!

The war to end all wars is here

Welcome to Pineapple Pizza Mafia.

You are The Day 1 Flavor Death.

You are aligned with the town

Honestly? Killing Ouro was getting pretty boring. So I decided to change things up and spare Ouro for once.

You are the sacrifical lamb for Day 1 flavor. Your death holds no meaning in regards to the actual gameplay, and is mainly just here to be funny. At any point during the game, dead or alive, you may send a PM to the moderator with the command Complain: <complaint> to complain about the flavor. Should you use your power, your complaints will fall on deaf ears and/or laughter.

You could have voted if you were still alive...

Hoepfully, you'll win when when all threats to the town are eliminated...
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Day 1 begins

Majority is 11

Day 1 ends in

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B

BlackBuzzard

Banned
Hi everyone im BlackBuzzard and i fucking love pineapple on anything! I will convince all you heathens that pineapple on anything is the best!
 
H

hey_monkey

Banned
Yo, I told cabot in a PM that I was going to joke-vote him as the d1 lynch despite the fact that he's not even playing, so I feel like my work here is done! I win!

Let's find some scummy bastards, y'all. No coasting, no bullshit, let's get one for town.
 
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oreomunsta

Banned
hey_monkey said:
Yo, I told cabot in a PM that I was going to joke-vote him as the d1 lynch despite the fact that he's not even playing, so I feel like my work here is done! I win!

Let's find some scummy bastards, y'all. No coasting, no bullshit, let's get one for town.
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Careful, monkey, there's no communication about Gafia allowed in PM's
 
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