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[cryptoadam]

I have no idea who this musician is but when I used to think of Playboy it surely wasnt dudes.

I guess Playboy stopped being a nudie mag some time ago ?

 

[haxan7]

Looks like attention whoring for free publicity to me.

 

[TrainedRage]

um, does PLAYGIRL not exist anymore? the fuck? Some skinny fat ugly motherfucker?

 

[Smiles and Cries]

are we sure thats a dude?

you never know these days

 

[Cunth]

If I must

 

[Newly Vacant]

If I must

I had a good laugh. So much so, that a reaction emoji wasn't enough. Thanks Cunth

 

[Smiles and Cries]

this is a troll or someone is buying himself a cover and could not afford GQ

 

[brap]

Of course it is.

 

[triplestation]

who gives a shit about playboy

its the pornhub of the early 90s

do 2, 3, do 10 man covers see who gives a shit lmao

 

[J-Roderton]

Haven’t read a playboy since I was 12.

 

[TaySan]

Neato! Though i thought they stopped doing magazines awhile ago? or they stopped doing nudes at least.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

wtf

 

[Halo is Back]

I don't get it. Isn't playboy advertised to straight men?

 

[V1LÆM]

Attention seeking and point scoring. Gotta do something ... Digital magazines yeah good luck with that. Trying to keep themselves relevant.

I don't get it. Isn't playboy advertised to straight men?

Whoa there, enough of that kinda talk!

/s

 

[Grinchy]

Even when I was 12 and stole my dad's Playboys, I was kinda turned off by the insane amount of airbrushing. This was in the 90s and everyone already looked like a cartoon.

Hustler was a little bit better but much more raunchy. At least the skin seemed to look like actual skin to my kid brain at the time. But once I had an internet-enabled device, porn magazines lost all relevance.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I once had a Tinder date with the chief editor of the german Playboy magazine.

It wasn't as sexy as one would think.

 

[newtypepilot]

this is the company who thought the way to "reinvent itself" is by going pg13

lol

 

[nush]

Even when I was 12 and stole my dad's Playboys, I was kinda turned off by the insane amount of airbrushing. This was in the 90s and everyone already looked like a cartoon.

You needed a real grot mag, not this glamour bullshit of oiled up, tanned women with huge bushes seemingly always being really turned on by lying in Tropical beaches. Maybe it was the sand getting in their vagina that did it?

 

[xrnzaaas]

They picked a white person? How dare they!

 

[Tesseract]

da fuq

 

[Ovek]

But seriously who buys Playboy anymore?

 

[brap]

They picked a white person? How dare they!

In what world is that white

 

[SuoGrey]

Always had too many ad's anyway. Least they're putting nipple on the cover now though.

 

[xrnzaaas]

In what world is that white

My bad, I didn't enlarge the photos.

 

[Tschumi]

I didn't know I was supposed to be turned on by... a dude with cereal stuck to his lips pulling his mouth open with gluey nails that have popcorn stuck on them...

 

[GymWolf]

Fuck at least put a good looking guy on the cover and not this skinny takeshi wannabe with a punchable face...

 

[Tschumi]

Top 3 comments on the tweet are hella raunchy lol "he's long" "I'm just a h0le" maybe I'm out of the loop but those sound pretty straightforward

... Also mystifying

 

[Hoya Destroyer]

At least he's not a tranny and at least he's not naked. Playboy did both those things recently IIRC.
I loved that magazine in the 90's. Its sad to see it change so much.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Classic Playboy is pretty much my gold standard for sexy, it's sad how far it's fallen.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Riding the woke train as a fap magazine. Marketing geniuses over there.

 

[BaneIsPain]

This is the future. Brb

 

[GeorgPrime]

Fuck at least put a good looking guy on the cover and not this skinny takeshi wannabe with a punchable face...

I thought playboy run out of money to buy good looking cover guys

 

[GymWolf]

I thought playboy run out of money to buy good looking cover guys

I don't know, i'm not familiar with playboy magazine.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Hef looking down from heaven.. shaking his head.

 

[nush]

Playboy is licensed as a fashion brand in China, nothing to do with the magazine at all. I did have a really nice Playboy wallet from there. It was my "Bad Mutha fucker" wallet.

 

[MrS]

Hugh turning in his grave.

 

[Scotty W]

Let’s face it, the only thing they could have put on the cover that could possibly have got any media attention was a guy.

 

[DKehoe]

Has anyone here read an issue in the past decade? I feel like a decade is even being generous to them. What's even their target audience these days? Dead people whose families didn't realise they still have a subscription?

 

[bronk]

Neato! Though i thought they stopped doing magazines awhile ago? or they stopped doing nudes at least.

Neato? Man oh man

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Gonna have to watch the Ana Nicole Smith’s 1993 special video to wash this pathetic loser out of my mind

 

[MDSLKTR]

aids virus

 

[Ememee]

Swear to god, playboys going to try crossword puzzles and prize give-aways next.

 

[Cravis]

I can smell the desperation from here. They’re trying so hard to stay relevant it’s sickening. At least Hugh isn’t around anymore to see this travesty.

 

[Prison Mike]

Not my proudest wank

 

[iconmaster]

I actually forgot Playboy existed, so I guess the play worked.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Could have at least put a dude who looks like a girl on it to red pill normies into wanting to smash on the DL.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

I mean it’s our fault who still had a subscription lol

 

[SlimySnake]

 

[frostyxc]

Not my proudest wank

The issue most people had was that you were in a line for frozen yogurt at Costco.

 

[DESTROYA]

How the mighty have fallen.