Playboys first digital cover is a dude

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I have no idea who this musician is but when I used to think of Playboy it surely wasnt dudes.

I guess Playboy stopped being a nudie mag some time ago ?
 
Neato! Though i thought they stopped doing magazines awhile ago? or they stopped doing nudes at least.
 
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Even when I was 12 and stole my dad's Playboys, I was kinda turned off by the insane amount of airbrushing. This was in the 90s and everyone already looked like a cartoon.

Hustler was a little bit better but much more raunchy. At least the skin seemed to look like actual skin to my kid brain at the time. But once I had an internet-enabled device, porn magazines lost all relevance.
 
Even when I was 12 and stole my dad's Playboys, I was kinda turned off by the insane amount of airbrushing. This was in the 90s and everyone already looked like a cartoon.

You needed a real grot mag, not this glamour bullshit of oiled up, tanned women with huge bushes seemingly always being really turned on by lying in Tropical beaches. Maybe it was the sand getting in their vagina that did it?
 
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But seriously who buys Playboy anymore?
 
I didn't know I was supposed to be turned on by... a dude with cereal stuck to his lips pulling his mouth open with gluey nails that have popcorn stuck on them...
 
Top 3 comments on the tweet are hella raunchy lol "he's long" "I'm just a h0le" maybe I'm out of the loop but those sound pretty straightforward 🔥

... Also mystifying
 
At least he's not a tranny and at least he's not naked. Playboy did both those things recently IIRC.
I loved that magazine in the 90's. Its sad to see it change so much.
 
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Playboy is licensed as a fashion brand in China, nothing to do with the magazine at all. I did have a really nice Playboy wallet from there. It was my "Bad Mutha fucker" wallet.
 
Let's face it, the only thing they could have put on the cover that could possibly have got any media attention was a guy.
 
Has anyone here read an issue in the past decade? I feel like a decade is even being generous to them. What's even their target audience these days? Dead people whose families didn't realise they still have a subscription?
 
Swear to god, playboys going to try crossword puzzles and prize give-aways next.
 
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I can smell the desperation from here. They're trying so hard to stay relevant it's sickening. At least Hugh isn't around anymore to see this travesty.
 
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