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[Smiles and Cries]

Playboy is licensed as a fashion brand in China, nothing to do with the magazine at all. I did have a really nice Playboy wallet from there. It was my "Bad Mutha fucker" wallet.

every thread was because CHINA

 

[Shadowplay1979]

I once had a Tinder date with the chief editor of the german Playboy magazine.

It wasn't as sexy as one would think.

I wouldnt think so..but thats because i imagine German playboy to be filled with grannies shitting on eachother

 

[Stouffers]

The issue most people had was that you were in a line for frozen yogurt at Costco.

Well, it got him to the front of the line faster.

 

[Petey-o]

Haven’t read a playboy since I was 12.

Read?

 

[SpartanN92]

1000 years from now, Historians will look upon this time as that time when a lot of really gay shit was going on.

 

[008]

I ain’t fucking or master bating to a dude no matter how hard you try to get me to do it.

 

[MayauMiao]

are we sure thats a dude?

you never know these days

Well its either that or its a very, very ugly woman.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I thought Playboy disappeared. Didn't know it was still around.

 

[SentientStone]

Give me my 90s social values back, before they caught onto the pedophiles and are now trying to overcompensate.

 

[Jtibh]

I have a hard time writing anything on gaf the last few days.

I try.
But every thread is just something depressing like this.

I came to the realization what i knew what i grew up with what i thought was normal is gone.

Forever.

This new world is not for me.
All the entertainment is not for me.

Thats ok. I can focus on making money and fuck off to an island far away from the 90 percent.

And i want nothing to do with the 90 percent not now not ever.
Call me full of myself or what ever. Truth is the 90 percent cant live up to my standard and they are nothing in my eyes.

This playboy shit is just one of the reasons why.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

I can't jerk it to that lady on the cover.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I wouldnt think so..but thats because i imagine German playboy to be filled with grannies shitting on eachother

Mmmhh, no.

 

[Shadowplay1979]

Mmmhh, no.

was a german porn joke, lots of german women are lovely.

now if youll excuse me i have to go
verprügel die Wurst

 

[Prison Mike]

The issue most people had was that you were in a line for frozen yogurt at Costco.

Oh that yoghurt wasn't frozen sir

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Even when I was 12 and stole my dad's Playboys, I was kinda turned off by the insane amount of airbrushing. This was in the 90s and everyone already looked like a cartoon.

Hustler was a little bit better but much more raunchy. At least the skin seemed to look like actual skin to my kid brain at the time. But once I had an internet-enabled device, porn magazines lost all relevance.

Yea I remember when I was 12 and I was like "fuck all these nekkid tiddies I cant get over the cartoon ass airbrushing smdh."

And I actually said the letters smdh out loud.

 

[Elcid]

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Mmmhh, no.

Mmmmmm if she a grandma I want in the AARP party

 

[Airola]

Someone made a mistake and read Playboy as Gayboy, haha am I right guys, am I right